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Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1365536702752677890

Mei Suruga is a joyful woman

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Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Alaois posted:

cool

when's the last time that was actually how an escape the cage match played out, 1972?

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3uqtmp

The best modern twist I've seen was loving 2005, heel Eddie could have just walked out.... decided to inflict more punishment and won by pinfall. The number of times a face has tried this and then lost is amazing, really.

Oh, and all no DQ matches should be that the competitors cannot be disqualified for anything they do, but can be disqualified for outside interference, and in all matches "referee calls off the match" because they don't think there will be a valid result or are worried for the competitors should be a valid finish (and explained to the crowd and audience).

Anyway, social media:

https://twitter.com/NailsAndNY/status/1368538460219392000

https://twitter.com/Mei_gtmv/status/1368334044916682752

https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1368124829757403136

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Evil Badman posted:

holy gently caress, Christian Cage is 47?!

Dude debuted in WWF in 1998, are you surprised he's that young or old?

Draxion posted:

I've seen edge recently, that man is nine hundred years old

Ironically he'd now be a fantastic actor to play a vampire- he looks so maddened with age, yet bursting with muscles.

https://twitter.com/__AKUMA/status/1369122892009664514
The retired Gran Akuma has such good twitter game

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Rarity posted:

If they fire Devlin then they also have to fire Velveteen Dream and Matt Riddle and Austin Theory and then when does it end?

I mean, the number of creeps in management is also huge, but the things Vince has done.....

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Raskolnikov38 posted:

how dare she not brain her coworker with a microphone

I mean, the very nature of pro wrestling is pretending to hit people when you don't really hit them. If Maki's job there was to look like a killer who hosed up Hikaru, she did a bad job. But (most likely) her job is to be entertaining comedy jobber, so she did it like a japanese comedy wrestler would do a weapon shot, and people don't get that.

https://twitter.com/annajay___/status/1370610690831048706

Anna is a good friend.

https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1370560473633071105
Just because Chris himself retweeted it.

Wazzu fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Mar 13, 2021

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Rarity posted:

No she's not Tay should buy the shoes :colbert:

https://twitter.com/TayConti_/status/1370711490597158912

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Edge & Christian posted:

The thing about New Super Bloopers and the like is that in general they're treated as funny things you can laugh at, not "Ted Danson that loving hack, messed up his line on The Good Place five times, who told this doofus he can be on a sitcom??" or pulling out a string of 'botches' to 'prove' that Paul Pierce has no business being in the NBA, much less the Hall of Fame.

I mean, the wrestlers generally treat it overly seriously, which doesn't help. If the michinoku pro twirl and jump was everywhere pro wrestling would be more fun.

I remember Revival angrily screaming about botchamania after they hit a move they botched last time.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

JUNGLE BOY posted:

i can't even tell what is happening in that gif

Low ki tries a shining wizard, opponent ducks, low ki hits a kick to the back of the head.

It's a ridiculous spot because he doesn't hit shining wizards, and people don't duck shining wizards. It's a counter counter without the actual first 2 steps.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/JigsawWRESTLING/status/1374903168115560452

More surprise Chikara gimmick history. Looking back at videos, that's definitely Silver's distinctive body type.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/callmekrisstat/status/1377705137792290821

It was a good throw

https://twitter.com/shidahikaru/status/1377731435600211971

https://twitter.com/MiaYim/status/1377637653416456194

Wazzu fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Apr 1, 2021

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1378256309594681344

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Dangerous Person posted:

Genuinely don't know what that dude was trying to convey with the shirtless pic

He genuinely thinks he looks strong and tough, or at least more so than private party.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Quantum of Phallus posted:

that new belt is loving rank

I think once it's no longer as shiny and new but filled with oil and age it should look better.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE/status/1378660360648060928

Such a bbq dork

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1378732312213385216

https://twitter.com/missyhyatt/status/1378735985417150466

Good natured fun joking Lance is good

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/thePenelopeFord/status/1379292175377309697

Better angle of the powerboop

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/BestPizzaChef/status/1380146624446529549

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/EFFYlives/status/1381394467677163520

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/1382772412505329669

Also bix has the patience of a saint here, if you didn't read the full version of Ivelesse explaining herself.

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1382542067688177666

Wazzu fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Apr 16, 2021

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/1385392729279041537

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Wasn't Ziggler dumped by someone for being a sex olympian or something?

Even better, he was "too athletic in bed" and didn't understand that wasn't a compliment.

https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1387785166165250055

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

mooseinfants posted:

yeah 'low budget' my rear end there's like a million dollars worth of wood in that truck

https://twitter.com/NylaRoseBeast/status/1387809731801124869

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/KillLutherKill/status/1390439779544752132

Such a lame dad :allears:

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

boxcarhobo posted:

i love a half rear end idea that works and everyone involved buys into and has a bunch of fun with, they look like they’re having so much fun together

Literally just one tweet about Ryan taking JD for a hike was all I needed.

https://twitter.com/RealMickFoley/status/1391095147987824642

https://twitter.com/RealMickFoley/status/1391097018945204224

Reminder that Goldberg was often an rear end in a top hat I am full of poo poo, and Mick loves paydays. A 2004 Foley/Kawada Triple Crown match, incredible.

Wazzu fucked around with this message at 22:35 on May 9, 2021

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

MassRafTer posted:

How is this a reminder that Goldberg was an rear end in a top hat?

Didn't he constantly cancel or no show people for like a decade, leaving promoters in the lurch. If I'm remembering wrong I'll remove.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/itsjerrylynn/status/1391203207834112003

https://twitter.com/DakotaKai_WWE/status/1391437877993779204

https://twitter.com/DanhausenAD/status/1391184653218897926

https://twitter.com/DanhausenAD/status/1391205962531459079

https://twitter.com/HotYoungBriley/status/1391452165915303941

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/1391506443807903744

https://twitter.com/sueshulo/status/1391489529408892933


https://twitter.com/KORcombat/status/1391496645574078465

At least there's this?

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Orange Carlisle posted:

So does this guy wrestle a lazy style and put his hands in his pockets too or

Nah, martial artist.

Bryan Alvarez predicted they were trying to reflect the way that many people who do martial arts their whole lives and are very dangerous are really cool, chill people. This will not work.

https://twitter.com/CatchWrestling/status/1353734107084312577
3 lovely images of stupid sexy Suzuki

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/SarrayWWE/status/1392603467395604482

Can't wait for them to turn her heel!

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/thunderrosa22/status/1393249937891237888

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/EFFYlives/status/1394086548266655745

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/ShawnDean773/status/1393986387070832643

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Trying to look hard when you've got Bluey on :discourse:

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
The wrestling observer best move of 2003 and 2015, the styles clash, is great.

There's plenty of moves where you need to flex, not tuck, it's the arm trapping that's dangerous. But the move is cool.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1399576091191222272

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/TayConti_/status/1400130410907119616

https://twitter.com/Shazza_McKenzie/status/1400171326795571204

https://twitter.com/dabryceisright/status/1400149488195547143


Reminder that Evil Uno saying to support Indy wrestlers (not him) in the pandemic was the one where Braun replied about how they shouldn't complain and just hustle harder.

Meanwhile:

https://twitter.com/EFFYlives/status/1400137434487263232

https://twitter.com/neobiishikineko/status/1400128255194193922

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/AustinCreedWins/status/1401636344460423173

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/KingSerpentico/status/1401717584693760000

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

https://twitter.com/ImChelseaGreen/status/1401676204781051905

God drat it (also, is this type of post legal? It's basically advertising)

https://twitter.com/GlennJacobsTN/status/1401878684991209472

Wazzu fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jun 8, 2021

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Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/dragonlee95/status/1402389321756385281

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