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Then how do you make it work? Me? Personally? I’d snap the dog in half and put the halves side by side in the bun. I wouldn’t show the creation to my hot and very strong wife out of embarrassment but if she saw it par chance I think I could justify it. But what about you? Maybe you would just say forget it and eat the dog alone? How would you cut the bun? How might that affect subsequent topping choices?
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Butterfly it, then cut in half. Four rows of half-dogs.
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Feb 22, 2021 02:03
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Please feel free to use images if needed
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Feb 22, 2021 02:04
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bold of you to assume that this situation wouldn't drive me into a screaming meltdown, op
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Feb 22, 2021 02:04
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Honestly the bun is just filler in this situation. It exists to grasp the steaming hot sausage without burning your hands. A hamburger bun suits this purpose just as tidily as a hotdog bun. I'd just grasp one end with the bun and let the sausage hang out and toss the bun to some birds when I'm finished with the sausage.
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Feb 22, 2021 02:05
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Feb 22, 2021 02:05
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Honestly the bun is just filler in this situation. It exists to grasp the steaming hot sausage without burning your hands. A hamburger bun suits this purpose just as tidily as a hotdog bun. I'd just grasp one end with the bun and let the sausage hang out and toss the bun to some birds when I'm finished with the sausage. This is a bold and holistic stance. It thinks beyond the dog.
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Feb 22, 2021 02:07
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use the top bun and fold it around the dog, or both sides if you're having two dogs
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Feb 22, 2021 02:09
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Like this
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Feb 22, 2021 02:13
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heehee posted:use the top bun and fold it around the dog, or both sides if you're having two dogs The bun immediately snaps under even the weakest bending
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Feb 22, 2021 02:15
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nut posted:The bun immediately snaps under even the weakest bending
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Feb 22, 2021 02:18
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FactsAreUseless posted:Microwave it. Cut the hot dog in half, then use each bun half as a single hot dog bun. You microwave the bun and it comes out exceptionally wet on its bottom. You don’t know a lot about microwaves but it still just doesn’t make sense you. Where did all the water come from?
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Feb 22, 2021 02:20
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Slice and drop the dog into your instant ramen. Cut the bun in half, stick cheese between it and butter the outside and make a grilled cheese. You now have ramen and a sando. Congratulations
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Feb 22, 2021 02:24
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nut posted:You microwave the bun and it comes out exceptionally wet on its bottom. You don’t know a lot about microwaves but it still just doesn’t make sense you. Where did all the water come from?
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Feb 22, 2021 02:25
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FactsAreUseless posted:I microwave the water, leaving the bun dry The water is all gone, the bun is rock solid. It can’t bend though perhaps new options have been unlocked...
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Feb 22, 2021 02:31
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op do I have tortillas or is the only other food in the house a hamburger bun?
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Feb 22, 2021 02:32
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Slice and drop the dog into your instant ramen. Cut the bun in half, stick cheese between it and butter the outside and make a grilled cheese. You now have ramen and a sando. Congratulations Does a hamburger bun make a good grilled cheese? Seems like a lot of bread... guess we’ll have to wait and see what the judges say
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Feb 22, 2021 02:32
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:op do I have tortillas or is the only other food in the house a hamburger bun? You have access to the common pantry but I won’t be happy if the bun is completely out the window
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Feb 22, 2021 02:34
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Lots of good ideas in here
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nut posted:The water is all gone, the bun is rock solid. It can’t bend though perhaps new options have been unlocked...
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i shred the bun and wet it into a paste, then rub that all over the dog
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What if your hotdog was cut on each end and roasted so it does the octopus leg thing? How would that change your plans?
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Feb 22, 2021 02:40
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youve got to go full bento at that point
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nut posted:You have access to the common pantry but I won’t be happy if the bun is completely out the window Excellent. I allow the bun to stay out for a few days and make croutons out of it. I create a roasted salad from beets, caramelized onions, and other root vegetables allowed to me. The bun croutons garnish the salad. I roll the hot dog up in a tortilla with cheese. Then I slice it like you do pinwheel sandwiches. Maybe crumble a little bit of chives over the top of it all. alternatively; slice the hot dog lengthwise, then again in half the other way. throw it in a pan sliced-side down and heat it that way until it blisters just a little bit. Then chop finely, pile on a hamburger bun, and put a touch of bbq sauce on it. Hot Dog Sloppy Joes.
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I cut the hot dog into thirds and give it to the dogs and then make a hamburger and put it on the hamburger bun.
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nut posted:I’d snap the dog in half and put the halves side by side in the bun. I've done this many times. Also sometimes cutting the dogs in half lengthwise, which makes for less chance of them rolling out of the bun and causing me to swear.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Excellent. I allow the bun to stay out for a few days and make croutons out of it. I create a roasted salad from beets, caramelized onions, and other root vegetables allowed to me. The bun croutons garnish the salad. I roll the hot dog up in a tortilla with cheese. Then I slice it like you do pinwheel sandwiches. Maybe crumble a little bit of chives over the top of it all. Ted allen is just busting reading this
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If you cut the dog lengthwise do you go back to the grill or
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Feb 22, 2021 03:03
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wad it all up into a ball and insert it
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this is the content i crave
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Blender ball peen hammer
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Feb 22, 2021 03:11
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scoop the breading from the upper half of the bun creating a bowl. put it in the oven. create a soup puree with the hotdog, fill the hardened bun-bowl. use the bun scoopings to dip in the soup i guess
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Flop that dog right in there. Flatten the hell out of the dog less part of the bread, then bite those sections off. Then proceed as normal.
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We haven't even touched the topic of condiments OP. Ketchup, cheese, onions, what're we working with?
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apply hydraulic press to buns side by side wrap flatbun around hot dog
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R.L. Stine posted:scoop the breading from the upper half of the bun creating a bowl. put it in the oven. create a soup puree with the hotdog, fill the hardened bun-bowl. use the bun scoopings to dip in the soup i guess Dramatic
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Arrhythmia posted:We haven't even touched the topic of condiments OP. Ketchup, cheese, onions, what're we working with? I’ll let you include literally anything but you have to call them fixins
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Like this 
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nut posted:What if your hotdog was cut on each end and roasted so it does the octopus leg thing? How would that change your plans? i would no longer eat the hot dog for that would be haram
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