jokes you came up with yourself that no one thinks are funny

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Filthy Hans posted:

no one likes these:

Why did the necromancer avoid funerals? He always got an embarrassing case of mourning wood

Why was Jimmy Carter the poorest president? Because he inherited peanuts

I'll tell you the name of one turkey who'd never get pardoned: Joseph Gobbles

these are all worthy of a "heh" and a small smile imo

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