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This works better spoken aloud, preferably at a wedding reception: A guy walks into a bar, sits down at the bar, puts his head in his hands and lets out a deep sigh. The bartender walks over and says, "gee, you look down in the dumps; can I get you a drink?" The man says, "yeah, thanks, I'm just having a difficult time with my wife. I don't even want to be at home right now, that's why I'm here." "Sorry to hear that," the bartender replies, pouring a drink. "We'll get through it, though. We'll work it out, it's just one of those arguments couples have. We still love each other; we're still married; we're just going through a rough time. Marriage is like that, you know, ups and downs, better and for worse, that sort of thing. You know how marriage is, don't you? You've been married, right?" The bartender replies, "Nope, can't say 'I do'." The joke is that the bartender can't say the words "I do" and therefore can't complete a marriage ceremony. |
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