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Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

she's indescribably vast and mostly composed of trace gases.

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90s Solo Cup: Feb 22, 2011; To understand the cup
He must become the cup

she's a cold, unforgiving vacuum.

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DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

No one can hear you scream when you’re inside her

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Pope Hilarius II: Nov 9, 2008

Yo mamma so fat she achieved hydrostatic equilibrium

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Do Not Fear Jazz: Feb 1, 2005; W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE MY POST?

The number of holes she has is equal only to her mass

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Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Nobody can definitely explain the reason for her increasing rate of expansion.

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ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; Rise and shine, master leprechaun.

A total of 568 people from 41 countries have been in her.

# ? Feb 23, 2021 18:19

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

ikanreed posted:

A total of 568 people from 41 countries have been in her.

lol

# ? Feb 23, 2021 18:25

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

She’s devoid of any intelligent life

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Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

she's dead

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Remulak: Jun 8, 2001; The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics. Oh, and that stupid children's book 'The Little Prince,' ugh.; Yams Fan

It's always dudes from Ohio.

Wait, that's my mom. poo poo.

# ? Feb 23, 2021 18:34

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

Remulak posted:

It's always dudes from Ohio.

Always has been

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Eat My Ghastly Ass: Jul 23, 2007

ikanreed posted:

A total of 568 people from 41 countries have been in her.

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A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/NatureNews/status/1364582476849549312?s=19

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low key sex master: May 27, 2004

when she blows she destroys everything within 10 light years of her

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Weka: May 5, 2019; And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

It's really cool!

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OMGVBFLOL: Dec 20, 2003

shes... black?

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YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

OMGVBFLOL posted:

shes... black?

drat, beaten to it.

She, like space, is also awesome.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 17:47

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

Weka posted:

It's really cool!

Frigid, even.

# ? Feb 25, 2021 19:23

90s Solo Cup: Feb 22, 2011; To understand the cup
He must become the cup

she takes your breath away. literally.

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Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

plasma makes up a significant portion of its mass

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