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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005

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One of the best things about sports is that it takes people who have a deep specialty in their field but don't have any particular training in media management, and puts them on a podium and makes them talk. This gives us fantastic quotes that live on. Post your best sports quotes! Links encouraged but not required.

Starter pack:

Earl Weaver posted:

"Team speed? For Christ sake. You get loving god dammed little fleas on the loving bases, getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big cock suckers that can hit the loving ball out of the ball park, and you can't make any god damned mistakes."

The only honest post-game answer ever:
https://twitter.com/APMarkLong/status/919716050077437953

:3: Vin
https://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/1243611262732210176

The GOAT of Quotes
https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd/status/1209505762843623425

Ichiro
https://twitter.com/CespedesBBQ/status/971492737722802177

(not a quote, but nowhere else to share it:)
https://twitter.com/DonZemmer/status/1144463706790584325

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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005

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@shrecknet



Classics:

Chuck LaMar, Rays GM posted:

The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level

Pat Williams, Orlando Magic GM posted:

We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play.

Jaques Planke posted:

Goaltending is a normal job, sure. How would you like it in your job if every time you made a small mistake, a red light went on over your desk and 15,000 people stood up and yelled at you?

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005

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@shrecknet



Found a great one I thought was Carl Everett but that's something else about dinosaurs

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