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Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/LASDHQ/status/1364295974961573889?s=20



https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1364301047221653507?s=20

wonder how drugged/drunk out of his mind he was

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



"Kobe!"

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003



Apparently his legs are mangled.

"Woods suffered moderate to critical injuries after being pulled from his car in following a rollover crash in Rancho Palos Verdes, according to Los Angeles County Fire Department spokesperson Henry Narvez."

Critical leg injuries implies that he's not gonna be swinging normally.

Probably still on the Ambien tip.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


I hope he's OK, his win at the Masters a couple years ago was awesome


Aardvark! posted:

wonder how drugged/drunk out of his mind he was

7:12 AM....uhoh

Royal Updog
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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no pubes yet sorry posted:

moderate to critical

Ethereal Meaning Technician

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!

What kinda car is that?

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


iSimian posted:

What kinda car is that?

im not sure but i'd like to think it's one he won for getting a hole-in-one at some golf tournament

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



boring turd boring sport excellent car crash tho

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
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410,757,864,530 DEAD WOLFGIRLS


Judged by that picture we might be calling him Lieutenant Dan Woods soon.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

I fear the man who has hit one dinger ten thousand times.




gently caress I just made a thread about this



really hope the guy is okay

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.




iSimian posted:

What kinda car is that?

This thing? I think? https://www.businessinsider.com/2021-genesis-gv80-review-price-specs-horsepower-interior-hyundai-suv-2020-10

Aardvark! posted:

im not sure but i'd like to think it's one he won for getting a hole-in-one at some golf tournament

Yeah it says Genesis Invitational on the door so you're probably right! Edit: whoops guess he hosted it and it just finished the other day

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!

Sirotan posted:

This thing? I think? https://www.businessinsider.com/2021-genesis-gv80-review-price-specs-horsepower-interior-hyundai-suv-2020-10


Yeah it says Genesis Invitational on the door so you're probably right!

That's the one! Thank you.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Sirotan posted:

This thing? I think? https://www.businessinsider.com/2021-genesis-gv80-review-price-specs-horsepower-interior-hyundai-suv-2020-10


Yeah it says Genesis Invitational on the door so you're probably right! Edit: whoops guess he hosted it and it just finished the other day

From that article about the SUV:

"What falls short: Light and numb steering"

lol

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

I fear the man who has hit one dinger ten thousand times.




why the Drugs tag though?


is Eldrick Tiger Woods out in the weed as it were?

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari


he should have pulled out of joslyn james imo

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


I. M. Gei posted:

why the Drugs tag though?


is Eldrick Tiger Woods out in the weed as it were?

no i just put it pre-emptively since he had a huge one car accident at 7:12am. no the way the dude wasnt on drugs lol

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.

Last Mercedes he had to be pulled out of was a stripper imo

Combo
Aug 18, 2003





I. M. Gei posted:

why the Drugs tag though?


is Eldrick Tiger Woods out in the weed as it were?

Given his history and the time frame we're talking about for this accident, it's not completely out of the question.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




He had a DUI in 2017 where they found Xanax, Ambien, THC, and Vicodin in his system at the time. Also at 7 am coincidentally.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Everyone so quick to accuse him of drugs.

He was probably jacking it to porn playing on the in-dash infotainment system, imo.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004



Nap Ghost

Target Practice posted:

Last Mercedes he had to be pulled out of was a stripper imo

heh

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




Just smokin a little doob to take the edge off the Xanax and Vicodin nbd.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


Bad drive couldnt keep it on the fairway, gonna be tough to save par here

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

He had a DUI in 2017 where they found Xanax, Ambien, THC, and Vicodin in his system at the time. Also at 7 am coincidentally.

Jesus Christ. I can't believe weed did that to him.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Everyone so quick to accuse him of drugs.

He was probably jacking it to porn playing on the in-dash infotainment system, imo.

'We detected you had an accident. Do you still need to finish?'

Royal Updog
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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Tiger Woods seems way too cool to play golf

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

"The A+ TCC poster
you did nazi coming."





Royal Updog posted:

Tiger Woods seems way too cool to play golf

Probably won’t have to worry about that for too much longer.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Aardvark! posted:

Jesus Christ. I can't believe weed did that to him.

I know this was a joke but the other three are a hell of a combo. I'm surprised he was able to start the ignition before passing out onto his car horn.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Are drugs a sport? He could do that now

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.




Propaganda Machine posted:

I know this was a joke but the other three are a hell of a combo. I'm surprised he was able to start the ignition before passing out onto his car horn.

If I take half a mg of Xanax I need to be lying down within 20 minutes.

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!

Good thing he survived, but I think "Jaws of life" sounds very cumbersome to call for in an emergency. Shouldn't there be a more snappy name you shout for? Claws? Lifesnips?

Sinteres
Mar 26, 2004
Please don't be rude, it upsets me when I'm trying to be smug

Propaganda Machine posted:

I know this was a joke but the other three are a hell of a combo. I'm surprised he was able to start the ignition before passing out onto his car horn.

For a first timer there's no way, but if someone's a regular user for a long time (which that strongly suggests he was), it's amazing what people's bodies can get used to. That's actually how a shitload of people OD, when they've been off for a while and lose some tolerance and then go back to their old dose because they forgot how much they escalated over time.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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So are they remaking him into a cyborg that fights crime and does drugs

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

olives of shit


Sinteres posted:

For a first timer there's no way, but if someone's a regular user for a long time (which that strongly suggests he was), it's amazing what people's bodies can get used to. That's actually how a shitload of people OD, when they've been off for a while and lose some tolerance and then go back to their old dose because they forgot how much they escalated over time.

I know this hardcore alcoholic who used to laugh about no one at his job noticed he drank a bottle of wine in his car everyday at lunch. He eventually got fired, but out of just incompetence. I mean, probably, I'm not saying the wine didn't contribute to that, but really, it took them months to notice that he were drunk at lunch every day?

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

Doctor Rope

Spending a lot of time these days seeing pictures of celebrities I haven't seen in a long time and thinking about how old they look. Tiger Woods didn't disappoint in this regard. It's mostly just the hair though I guess.

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari


people totally notice an alcoholic they are polite and dont say anything

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


another ang

Glenn Quebec
Oct 30, 2005

That's because our downstream reality reflects an upstream case but I'm going to violate it.

lol remember when all his texts came out to his mistress

"I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp"

lmao

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



Please enjoy this golf related soundtrack while reading this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLJ4jOAQINo

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Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Zeta Acosta posted:

people totally notice an alcoholic they are polite and dont say anything

Yeah, going through this with a friend. He gets annoyed at drunk people but he himself drinks constantly because he thinks he's different and special and functional (no job, plays ff14 all day).

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