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yeah the news is reporting "compound fractures", like, more than one. he's out.
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https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/tiger-woods-car-crash-california/index.html posted:The airbags in the vehicle deployed, and Woods was wearing a seat belt. The sheriff said this likely saved his life. It appears that Woods' vehicle was "going at a relatively greater speed than normal," Villanueva said, adding that there were "no skid marks, no braking." The sheriff said there were no signs of impairment, but tests are being conducted.
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 01:27 |
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Rockman Reserve posted:yeah the news is reporting "compound fractures", like, more than one. he's out. thats when the bones are all in different directions
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 01:36 |
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Fallows posted:thats when the bones are all in different directions It's also any fracture where the bone pierces the skin.
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 01:40 |
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Just you wait, his bones will fuse into an even better golfing position than before!
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 01:42 |
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Speeding, no skid marks, hit a curb and a sign, car rolled over multiple times shattering his ankle and breaking both his legs, and he was like "no big deal, yeah just help me out bro" when the sheriff found him. Yeah he was 100% loaded and fell asleep/passed out.
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 02:13 |
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lol
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 02:21 |
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Too bad. I guess his days of making millions of dollars and DPing beautiful women are over.
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 02:23 |
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Chief McHeath posted:Speeding, no skid marks, hit a curb and a sign, car rolled over multiple times shattering his ankle and breaking both his legs, and he was like "no big deal, yeah just help me out bro" when the sheriff found him. Yeah he was 100% loaded and fell asleep/passed out. Wonder what the par for that road was
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 02:24 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Wonder what the par for that road was +/- 0.5
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 02:25 |
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Propaganda Machine posted:Yeah, going through this with a friend. He gets annoyed at drunk people but he himself drinks constantly because he thinks he's different and special and functional (no job, plays ff14 all day). MMORPGs are the new opiate of the masses. Besides actual opioids.
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 02:40 |
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Can’t believe tiger woods is worth nearly a billion dollars and drives himself around in a dogshit piece of crap genesis suv thjng lol. I would be in the back of a phantom out of my mind on them xanniez
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:00 |
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It’s almost like it wasn’t his car Hope he got the insurance
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:01 |
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Someone on another forum said 'it wasnt his car he was probably not used to the steering' Yeah that's how it works with a normal driver and any rental or new car ever, uh oh not used to the steering, better floor it into the nearest wooded grove
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:19 |
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Supreme Allah posted:Someone on another forum said 'it wasnt his car he was probably not used to the steering' Fify
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:25 |
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Seeing the OP picture: "oh poo poo he went off an embankment cliff and nose-dived 50 feet or something..." hmmmmmmm Bape Culture posted:Cant believe tiger woods is worth nearly a billion dollars and drives himself around in a dogshit piece of crap genesis suv thjng lol. "I will only play tournaments sponsored by cars with a 5-star crash safety rating!"
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:31 |
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Klyith posted:Seeing the OP picture: "oh poo poo he went off an embankment cliff and nose-dived 50 feet or something..." When you consider the damage to the car and that they used the jaws of life to get him out, this wasn't just some random little skid, that vehicle went through some poo poo I don't know this twitter but this is what's floating around atm https://twitter.com/zachleft/status/1364315972857856004
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:36 |
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See from that picture its clearly the travel authorities fault for not installing rumble strips in all lanes to keep drivers awake during the hazardous hoursof 7am
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:39 |
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slight hook on that drive
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:41 |
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imagine being all hosed up, and then you unfuck yourself enough to win the loving Masters like 10 years past your prime and then you gently caress yourself again addiction is a bitch
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:43 |
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dont do opiates kids
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:43 |
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rear end in a top hat went into oncoming traffic. Hope it hurts like all get out.
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:45 |
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Bape Culture posted:Can’t believe tiger woods is worth nearly a billion dollars and drives himself around in a dogshit piece of crap genesis suv thjng lol. I would be in the back of a phantom out of my mind on them xanniez Probably some sponsorship deal with Hyundai, I'd assume.
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:48 |
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lol in what world does that stretch of road have a "high frequency of accidents"? oh right, LA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoU39Rpp4FI
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:55 |
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Just lop them off and replace with spring steel so he can keep golfing It’s natural to progress in golf from tiger woods to Jeremy irons
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJNfMqEK7VI
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:57 |
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Working on his handicap
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:58 |
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Honestly if I was a world class athlete with unlimited money and resources I wouldn't ever get married and have kids so all I can say is that he must have known he hosed up real bad Wilt Chamberlain had the right idea
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 04:09 |
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Chance to show how the future of the human race involves tank treads.
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 04:10 |
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“Now watch this drive.” ~ Tigger Woots
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 04:22 |
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his dumbass should be only allowed to drive golf carts now
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 04:56 |
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AHH F/UGH posted:Honestly if I was a world class athlete with unlimited money and resources I wouldn't ever get married and have kids so all I can say is that he must have known he hosed up real bad Yeah I've never understood it. Or I guess I get why people might want the companionship of a stable partner and to have kids, but at least find a spouse who knows what the deal is when you travel going in. If you're worth 100 million, I'm sure you can find someone who's pretty understanding about things!
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 05:03 |
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Yeah that's a minimum "whoops nodded off*
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 05:30 |
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Sinteres posted:Yeah I've never understood it. Or I guess I get why people might want the companionship of a stable partner and to have kids, but at least find a spouse who knows what the deal is when you travel going in. If you're worth 100 million, I'm sure you can find someone who's pretty understanding about things! I would find a sorcerer to make a sexy golem out of $100 bills
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 05:33 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac9Z6CN14Gs&t=36s
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 05:47 |
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Turns out the best iron to get out of the rough is the jaws of life
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 05:56 |
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Tim Whatley posted:Turns out the best iron to get out of the rough is the jaws of life Oh snap!
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 06:06 |
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Wonder what his handicap is
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 06:08 |
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That’s some Thelma and Louise poo poo right there Is there an ADA/wheelchair version of the Masters?
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 06:29 |
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Ultimate Mango posted:Is there an ADA/wheelchair version of the Masters? Maybe if the Special Olympics had Special K he'd show up. but I think this is more a paralympic games sort of thing?
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