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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > joke megathread
 
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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

 turn off your monitor for the joke

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

 Did you know why the Chinese Knights were so crappy?


Too many chinks in their armor.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

 What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

A laughing stock.





That's Humerus!

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

 Whose the fastest reader?

9/11 victims. They did 310 stories in 8 seconds.

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

 Did you hear the rumor about butter?


Well, I'm not going to spread it.

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Vim Fuego posted:

why the gently caress don't you two scamps have avatars

good questions

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > joke megathread