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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
ASK ME ABOUT NOT TIPPING DELIVERY DRIVERS, OR ABOUT MY DIET OF CANNED BABY CORN AND CHICKEN NUGGETS

https://twitter.com/McDonalds/status/1362521429259018241

dang mcdonalds is going to get cancelled. where am I going to get my nugs now.

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bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003



that's not a spokesman you rube, you moron

baalaagaa
Apr 9, 2004


R. Kelly works for McDonald's?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



great thread op!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



to flush down a toilet!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



because it's poo poo!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


How much should I tip my baby corn and chicken nuggets delivery guy OP?

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
ASK ME ABOUT NOT TIPPING DELIVERY DRIVERS, OR ABOUT MY DIET OF CANNED BABY CORN AND CHICKEN NUGGETS

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

How much should I tip my baby corn and chicken nuggets delivery guy OP?

I've been tipping 0% and its worked out well for me so far

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

great now i want mcdonalds thanks a lot op you loving piece of poo poo loser rear end in a top hat gently caress you\

edit: i just noticed the op is methanar and now i actually mean what i just said

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?


Wait

Are you saying I can't like McDonald's and video games?!

But... But...

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



But there's already a Trump thread.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

It's a handshake in progress


Trump isn't the mcdonalds spokesman, he's just their number one customer. Still a pedophile tho

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



OP: IQ is just a number

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


anal elasticity is just a number equal to modifier + d100

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



Methanar do you still play League of Legends and if so are you angry you were banned from the League thread in games?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

That tweet is so old

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
ASK ME ABOUT NOT TIPPING DELIVERY DRIVERS, OR ABOUT MY DIET OF CANNED BABY CORN AND CHICKEN NUGGETS

AHH F/UGH posted:

Methanar do you still play League of Legends and if so are you angry you were banned from the League thread in games?

I don't miss the clique tbh. I've been unbookmarking a lot of threads that I've been reading daily for 7 years that I used to like. But lately that don't do anything but stress me out now.. It's been an improvement. Slightly.

So in short no.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Congrats on your new job OP.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Dear OP,

I believe the McDonalds twitter person is saying itís ok for an adult to purchase a happy meal if they would like the pikachu toy that comes with it.

Hope this helps!

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
ASK ME ABOUT NOT TIPPING DELIVERY DRIVERS, OR ABOUT MY DIET OF CANNED BABY CORN AND CHICKEN NUGGETS

Pawn 17 posted:

Dear OP,

I believe the McDonalds twitter person is saying itís ok for an adult to purchase a happy meal if they would like the pikachu toy that comes with it.

Hope this helps!

dang you're right that does make more sense

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Methanar posted:

https://twitter.com/McDonalds/status/1362521429259018241

dang mcdonalds is going to get cancelled. where am I going to get my nugs now.



Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

But there's already a Trump thread.

lmao

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013
ASK ME ABOUT NOT TIPPING DELIVERY DRIVERS, OR ABOUT MY DIET OF CANNED BABY CORN AND CHICKEN NUGGETS

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

But there's already a Trump thread.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Methanar posted:

I don't miss the clique tbh. I've been unbookmarking a lot of threads that I've been reading daily for 7 years that I used to like. But lately that don't do anything but stress me out now.. It's been an improvement. Slightly.

So in short no.

Have you tried leaving the forums entirely?

feelix
Nov 27, 2016



Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

But there's already a Trump thread.

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

LISTEN HERE FAT


the real crime here is these cold fries

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



bring back the super mario bros 3 happy meal toys you loving corporate mcdonalds fucks. gently caress

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


When I was a young black kid living in a hard knock yet vibrant inner city neighborhood, McDonalds gave me a job. I would walk down the street with my uniform and all the other black people on the sidewalks would nod approvingly and say, "Wow, there goes Pooh's Packin, he's got a minimum wage job! That is an acceptably high bar of success for someone from this neighborhood!".

I also fed my young family McDonalds which at the time was not considered child abuse.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



IF 'AGE IS JUST A NUMBER' WHY CAN'T I FIT INTO THE PLAYPLACE SLIDE, RONALD?!

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Apparently @jojotwtf wasn't around back when McDonald's was including my little pony toys with their happy meals, as this question has already been thoroughly answered

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Devils Affricate posted:

Apparently @jojotwtf wasn't around back when McDonald's was including my little pony toys with their happy meals, as this question has already been thoroughly answered

Post the video of the grown neckbeard throwing a fit in a maccas.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

But there's already a Trump thread.

thread/avatar

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Poohs Packin posted:

When I was a young black kid living in a hard knock yet vibrant inner city neighborhood, McDonalds gave me a job. I would walk down the street with my uniform and all the other black people on the sidewalks would nod approvingly and say, "Wow, there goes Pooh's Packin, he's got a minimum wage job! That is an acceptably high bar of success for someone from this neighborhood!".

I also fed my young family McDonalds which at the time was not considered child abuse.
hey calvin

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

Since when did you care about fast food OP

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




McDonalds could rake in billions by partnering with a company like Funko and offering premium Happy Meal toys at $10 a pop. Between the Happy Meal nostalgia, the licensed properties, and the limited time FOMO thing going on with the toys, the people people buy collectible poo poo like that couldn't pass that up.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I'm pretty sure Mr. McDonalds doesn't gently caress children, he goes to church!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

It's mysterious what attracts you to a post...


LOL extremely epic poo poo op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



SESHJUAN SAUCE!!!!

dr.acula
May 9, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds



People that eat McDonald's are incapable of having sex so I wouldnt worry too much about it, Original Poster.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


Jared Fogle got another job?!?!?!?!?

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Your Best Paw Forward

Ham Wrangler

The local mcdonalds was out of those pokemans toys this last week. I wonder how many adults bought them keeping kids from getting them? I am now outraged.
Anyway the adults buying kid stuff kinda suck but they aren't necessarily pedophiles (though Statistically some probably are??)

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