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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
"Orangutan" means "man of the forest" in Malay!

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Saw that video of an ape loving frog in mouth and never was the same again

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's ok man... just get yourself a froglight ;)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Saw that video of an ape loving frog in mouth and never was the same again

Wheres this video so I can make sure I never watch it

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's how they do it on the discovery channel

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpGFTXllWpw

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Saw that video of an ape loving frog in mouth and never was the same again

Yeah but for the better correct?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

What would happen if you were going ape and then suddenly started going ham at the same time?

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Chief McHeath posted:

What would happen if you were going ape and then suddenly started going ham at the same time?

You basically become Chris Farley

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
A GORRIALIAN DOLLARS

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

I was waiting for the drunken ape to gently caress those guys up but no :(

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTfGBCe-vpk

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

APE poo poo

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
yeah im an APE

awful
person
everyday

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
always perspiring eternally

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Robo Reagan posted:

yeah im an APE

awful
person
everyday

rear end Pounding Evangelist

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Abnormal Penis Evacuation

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5yoXwpXdC8

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


skasion posted:

Yeah OP I agree. let’s go shoot them all to death with a colossal moloch like edifice of weapons of war

I think they tried that in the movie Congo but it didn't work. I recall there being lasers involved.

My takeaway is that we don't meddle in the land of the apes nor bring them into our world

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That was the point, that they were driving them bananas. :shrug:

Personally I support our apey brethren in their banana driving endeavors

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an apeman

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Applebee's
Proud
Enjoyer

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Press F if you miss poster Statutory Ape

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Derpies posted:

Press F if you miss poster Statutory Ape

Wasn't his user name ominous foreshadowing for the legal problems that would plague him later in life?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

That ape got laid.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Always
Playing
E-Sports

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Ape
Primate
Eeee-eeeEEE, EEEeee-eeeEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ape Assgape for PS1

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Does anyone in here have the old GBS post about how to fight an ape with your bare hands by making it bite off its own dick and balls

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Alligator
Penis
Extravaganza

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

https://twitter.com/oocprimates/status/1338952365173592066

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
After learning more about bonobos and chimpanzees, I'm half convinced that humans start to act like bonobos when resources are plentiful, and chimpanzees when resources are scarce.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
When I was really young I saw two chimps loving at the zoo and thought they were assfucking because I hadn't learned about doggy style yet

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Icochet posted:

I was waiting for the drunken ape to gently caress those guys up but no :(

Despite the fact that they SHOULD get hosed up for giving alcohol to an ape, Orangutans are one of the gentlest, chill-est apes. Probably the MOST chill.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I wish I were a gorilla pulling rear end waste from my anus and eating it in front of groups of people

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'll am so envious it fills me with rage

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

DrBouvenstein posted:

Despite the fact that they SHOULD get hosed up for giving alcohol to an ape, Orangutans are one of the gentlest, chill-est apes. Probably the MOST chill.

I get the feeling that particular 'tan is no stranger to beer as well. Lookit that huge belly and how comfortable it is just sitting on a bench (also the fact that it has pants on???)

Probably some lovely third world zoo or something with no ethics rules

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