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Hey Art, yeah I confess I am a skeptic. I don't buy into the alien hype or other paranormal stuff. I like to evaluate all the facts in front of me and look at them critically. So all of the discussions that are on this show are laughable, but I do enjoy listening. I just wanted to talk about the real secrets and topics the government wants to disappear. And that is Obama is not a US citizen and the coverup surrounding Hillary's emails. Additionally, I have what I believe is unrefutable evidence that Michelle Obama is a man.
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Hey Art, I'm reasonably convinced a squatch has been leaving flaming bags of squatch poo poo on my front porch and ringing the doorbell so that I inevitably open the door and stomp the flashing bag of squatch shitbout, thereby covering my porch and my boot in the squatch poo poo. Sometimes my pants fall down in the process, and I think I can hear the squatch giggling in the bushes accompanied by what sounds like a squirrel also giggling.
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So Art, I uh.... well.... ummmm.... okay. I'm a ghost hunter and I uhhhhh...... *muffled coughing noises* S-s-sorry. Anyway I was doing an investigation at uhh.... at a prison. An old prison. And uh..... orbs, I got a lotta orbs in the footage. And an EVP. Can I play the EVP here? Okay. *extremely muffled audio that sounds like nothing* So yeah, as you can hear it clearly says "SATAN" when I ask who is in this prison. And then it says "SHEILA" which is the name of my ex-wife. I uh.... well it makes you think, Art, doesn't it?
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Hi Art I am a prepper and I have invented a device which turns human waste into delicious chili will you please sell my chili shitter on your show with the hgh ads and supplements
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A Fancy Hat based on your posts here and in the old Nextdoor thread are you in a job where you exposed to insane suburbanite maniacs round the clock or something?
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I know what I saw and I swear on my life that it was a rougarou. I spent a lot of time in the woods and I know the animals out here - and that was nothing I'd ever seen before. Huh? Oh yeah, well, I mean I had a couple of beers but that's besides the point. I smoked a joint, too but that's nothing. I can handle it. Yeah, I took a couple tabs of LSD as well, but listen - Art? I know what I saw.
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ClothHat posted:A Fancy Hat based on your posts here and in the old Nextdoor thread are you in a job where you exposed to insane suburbanite maniacs round the clock or something? Yes. Art, I believe there is a spirit of a cat following me around. I'll catch it out of the corner of my eye sometimes, then it disappears. I do not own a cat. My wife left me about 12 years ago and I believe she may be involved in the occult as a way of getting her child support payments from me. But Art, you cannot get blood from a stone, you know what I mean? So this demonic cat is her way. I'm at my wits' end here, Art, somebody's gotta help me get rid of this cat.
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For some reason I'm reminded of the guy who decided to go take a look at Papoose lake where Bob Lazar said the UFO's were kept in a big base. He made it there after a long trek, found nothing but died of cancer two years later because he decided to get there from the west side where all of the nuclear blast testing had been done.
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HELLO? IS THIS ART BELL? I FINALLY GOT THROUGH! YOU CANNOT HOLD BACK THE RIGHTEOUS MIND OF THE NEW REVELATION! NOT AFTER WHAT YOU PERPETRATED YOU FILTHY BEAST! HOW DAAAAARRE YOU REBUKE THE WORD OF THE LORD! HOW DARE YOU GLORIFY AND REVEL IN THE DEVIL! IT’S TIME TO FIRE THE OVENS FOR THE QUEENS AND THE QUEERS AND THE REDS AND THE JEWS! ALL OF THEM HAVE TO GO! I SAID IT’S TIME TO FIRE THE OVENS FOR AND THE COONS AND THE REDS AND THE SATANISTS AND THE JEWS AND ALL THOSE WHO WANT TO BRING AMERICA DOWN! WILLIAM SHATNER IS A CANADIAN OPERATIVE! ONE OF THE CANADIAN SUBVERSIVES! THE CANADIANS CONTROL THE MEDIA IN THIS COUNTRY! YOU WON’T BE LAUGHING WHEN YOU ARE TOSSED INTO THE BOILING PITS OF SEWAGE! HELL! - J.C Webster III, frequent caller and GOD’S TEN STAR TEN STAR TEN STAR GENERAL. https://youtu.be/Ak8zEl9Hde0
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bloodysabbath posted:HELLO? IS THIS ART BELL? I FINALLY GOT THROUGH! YOU CANNOT HOLD BACK THE RIGHTEOUS MIND OF THE NEW REVELATION! NOT AFTER WHAT YOU PERPETRATED YOU FILTHY BEAST! HOW DAAAAARRE YOU REBUKE THE WORD OF THE LORD! HOW DARE YOU GLORIFY AND REVEL IN THE DEVIL! Guys like this would actually be fine with a new world order exterminating the vast majority of the human populace so long as it was run by people who were the same as him and they only targeted people who were different from him. Guys like this think life is a game of Warhammer where the goal is to exterminate your enemies before they exterminate you.
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Yaldabaoth posted:Guys like this would actually be fine with a new world order exterminating the vast majority of the human populace so long as it was run by people who were the same as him and they only targeted people who were different from him. Guys like this think life is a game of Warhammer where the goal is to exterminate your enemies before they exterminate you. JC was entertaining as hell every time he called in, as Art hosed with him relentlessly until he got ready to pop a vessel, but in retrospect it was so ridiculous as to where you could question the authenticity. Things like the whole ordeal where JC’s wife Edna supposedly ran off with another man. Another great bit: One time a caller called in and scolded JC for preaching “the gospel of condemnation,” to which JC said “I DON’T BELIEVE IN CONDOM USE EITHER! CONDOMS HAVE GIVEN THE OKAY TO FORNICATE AT WILL!” I give it even odds that this was either someone from the show, or (as has often been suggested) Phil Hendrie doing a bit. Either way, radio was never more entertaining than when Art got himself a real (or planted) kook to riff with. We
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Hi Art, do you still sell Pizza Punch? Because it was legit awesome.
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Hairy predicament in Montana, you’re on the air. Hello, Art. Listen, this is both embarrassing to bring up and also terrifying to me. I can’t even believe I’m bringing this up because no one believes me and I’m not so sure I believe it myself, but, ummm... so listen... am I a werewolf? Now hear me out. Three nights out of the month during a full moon, I fall asleep peacefully in my bed, but I wake up on my couch drenched in stale beer and piss surrounded by empty beer cans and pizza boxes and without recollection of where I’ve been or what I’ve done during the night. These are tell-tale signs of being a werewolf, I’m sure of it. I’ve seen plenty of werewolf movies where the person afflicted cannot recall what they did last night, and now it’s happening to me during each full moon! I need to know, Art. Am I a werewolf? I don’t want to harm my loved ones 
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Does anyone know of even a halfway decent replacement for Art’s show? I’ve got old shows and the U7 stream but every now and again it would be nice if there was something out now that sort of replicated the feeling of C2C.
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bloodysabbath posted:Does anyone know of even a halfway decent replacement for Art’s show? I’ve got old shows and the U7 stream but every now and again it would be nice if there was something out now that sort of replicated the feeling of C2C. I like Desert Oracle Radio a lot. The format is different but it embodies the same sort of overall vibe. The Opperman Report is good too. He’s a charming crank who interviews crazy people. Space Camp fuckup fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Feb 27, 2021 |
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bloodysabbath posted:Does anyone know of even a halfway decent replacement for Art’s show? I’ve got old shows and the U7 stream but every now and again it would be nice if there was something out now that sort of replicated the feeling of C2C. Mysterious Universe and Astonishing Legends scratch that itch for me but neither of them take calls
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Hi George, I'm a big fan of the show. Anyway every single night when I'm in bed the ghost of Art Bell comes to me and and says you're a right wing clown who ruined the show and he wishes you would die. Also he always tries to suck my balls. One of these nights I might let him because I'm actually kind of lonely and if we're being honest I saw Ghostbusters when I was 12 and eventually I developed a ghost blowjob fetish. Or maybe it's a Dan Aykroyd sex face fetish. I'm not sure and I won't be sure until I try both.
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bloodysabbath posted:Does anyone know of even a halfway decent replacement for Art’s show? I’ve got old shows and the U7 stream but every now and again it would be nice if there was something out now that sort of replicated the feeling of C2C. Jeff Rense was good once upon a time but not for the last 10 years or so. Very similar subject matter and guests but eventually just fell off pretty hard
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Uh huh, yes George that's right. The head of a man and the body of an alligator but with large human breasts.
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Hey Art I just wanted to say thanks for the nice show and that I believe that Alice Bailey is right about people needing to bring light and love to the world and I'm wish that her message of peace would one day enter the skulls of those non Aryan subhumans who otherwise need to suffer in hell because they are destroying the work of her high envoy of the sky Madame Blackaswky
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Uh, hi, I wanted to talk about Bamas game next week. I think, ummmmmmm, LSU is looking good but Bama probably has this one. I think I'm the end it's just gonna be Nick Saban out planning..... Wait, is this the Paul Finebaum show? Pawwwwwwwwwwwl
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Rags to Liches posted:Mysterious Universe and Astonishing Legends scratch that itch for me but neither of them take calls the hosts of mysterious universe are hosed up gab reactionaries and transphobes https://www.singularfortean.com/new...ormal-community SmokaDustbowl fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Mar 2, 2021 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:the hosts of mysterious universe are hosed up gab reactionaries and transphobes You could've just said "Australian"  for content here's all the art bell calls from a very old and problematic video game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKjMc6GM4Q
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"I work at Area 51. Listen, the things you think of as aliens are actually inter-dimensional creatures. I don't have much time before they find me. You have to..." We'll be back after this SPONSORED AD
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Hey ya, uh... I don't know how to put this. I'm usually pretty skeptical, but uh.... jeez... well.... Well, anyway, I got abducted last week. Woke up in a pile of goo that I can only assume is alien semen. I've been testing the stuff myself and it seems to behave as you'd expect from alien semen. Anyway, Art, my question is - can I sell this stuff to a sperm bank? I have a gallon of it that's just sitting in a tub in my basement.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:"I work at Area 51. Listen, the things you think of as aliens are actually inter-dimensional creatures. I don't have much time before they find me. You have to..." check out super prostate formula
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Art, there were a bunch of spokker jones when I was flying through space. Here is the rub; I was in my bed, the whole time.
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Zeluth posted:Art, there were a bunch of spokker jones when I was flying through space. Here is the rub; I was in my bed, the whole time. Were you rubbing it in bed?
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SmokaDustbowl posted:the hosts of mysterious universe are hosed up gab reactionaries and transphobes So was everyone calling art bell
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Caller, youre gonna wanna take my super beta anti oxidant beets mixture, its 4grams of pepper and 20grams of ginger as well as 2000mg of vitamin C, that will help you with the hemmroids and OBEs.
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Yeah, uh, Art I was uh....I was in the military from 1971 to 1984. While I was there I was stationed at Edwards Air Force base for 6 years. Anyway, long story short they made me the sexual liaison between humans and an alien species called the Pledions. I impregnated MANY Pledions at the behest of the United States Government and under the encouragement of Ronald Reagan, god rest his soul. Reagan was a kind of a.... do you know the term fluffer, Art? Well, ol' Ronnie was my fluffer and made sure I created enough alien-human hybrids to prepare us for World War 3. I gotta tell you, when the Gipper passed away they asked me to be at the funeral but I didn't think it was in good taste, what with him having the dementia and all. Poor man barely remembered the days in that airplane hangar, stroking me until I could penetrate the 3 labyrinthian vaginas of each Pledio woman. Oh and believe me, Art, those Pledions were into it. I was, what do the kids say... I was a snack to them.
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Hi Art, I've been trying to get through to you for weeks. Do you remember that caller from 2 weeks ago, Nancy, who said she was hearing voices from creatures in the woods behind her house. And she said they were abusing her pets and visiting her in her dreams and giving her night terrors? Do you think that could be the chupacabra? I'll hang up and listen, thanks.
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Synchronicity!! And also angels.
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Hi, so my house I just moved in to is being haunted by a shadow figure. I have a ton of videos up at my youtube channel Pennsylvania Ghost House Adventures. This is totally real, I was a complete skeptic until I moved into this house. Anyway there are videos up of me doing EVP sessions, a lot of footage I recorded at night and with some thermal cameras and night vision cameras, and a few sessions with my Spirit Box. Also I have a patreon page, for $15 a month you can submit a question for me to ask the spirits. It's just crazy how much stuff happens here, considering I never ever believed in this stuff. Also check out my merchandise shop at Pennsylvania Ghost House Adventures DOT squarespace DOT com SLASH store. I have some new TV shirt designs, hoodies, mugs and tumblers.
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Rabite posted:Caller, youre gonna wanna take my super beta anti oxidant beets mixture, its 4grams of pepper and 20grams of ginger as well as 2000mg of vitamin C, that will help you with the hemmroids and OBEs. You forgot the garlic extract 
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