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"The giants are kind of annoyed about it though." -- Isaac Newton

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"...So you can play fetch with a big dog." -- Theodore Roosevelt

xcheopis




Your death, specifically. You ever say that to me again and I will loving end you. - Voltaire

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




"but honestly i don't want to drink either. do you have iced tea?"


tyvm hbag

Luvcow




"and once that man becomes a fisherman you wait till he goes out to sea, preferably on a really long trip, and then just steal all his poo poo... like everything, even his animals, family, whatever you can stuff into your donkey cart before you burn his little cottage to the loving ground... and uh... yeah salt the earth so he can't grow anything too."

nut


"And 90% of the shots you do take. I'm sorry, you're not on the team."

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Nosfereefer



... but if you chase one rabbit, that's honestly not that much food. try finding a buffalo or something i guess?

FutonForensic



so if there's three or more birds in the bush, throw the one you have in the trash


by Khanstant

Nosfereefer



"actually don't even ask that. in fact, don't ever mention the country again. get the hell out of here, all of you!" -jfk

Nosfereefer



"get it? because americans are lazy and fat! zing!" -isoroku yamamoto's diary

nut


"oh god no, not that wall, mr gorbachev"

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

fps_nug



"... waterfalls are stationary so it would be pretty pointless."

Derpies

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




"... they came and took them"

https://giant.gfycat.com/VibrantVagueHarpyeagle.mp4

ty to PROF CROC for the tug lyfe sig. ABT NST!

i flunked out

Surfin PooSA


"guess who's back, back, back... Back again, gain, gain... Actually its again, gain, gain..."

Manifisto




" . . . because, when we return, those friends will feel obligated to purchase amway products, herbalife supplements, and cutco knives from you, and can be easily shamed if they refuse"

Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

Ask not to borrow the Big Scissors from your country, also.


original sig do not steal

Macnult


"...and then put the other one on. you want to wear both shoes."

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




"honestly, and don't quote me on this, but it was average times."


tyvm hbag

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It was built in two days, maybe even three.

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Heather Papps posted:

"honestly, and don't quote me on this, but it was average times."

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




Heather Papps posted:

"honestly, and don't quote me on this, but it was average times."

minecraft_holmes

FLUFFERNUTTER


i'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. it comes with a free horse's head


thanks blaise rascal!

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Unless you would have them to do something really weird or bad or harmful unto you, then the reciprocity isn't all that important.

nut


"And high places. fear and high places."

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Prof. Crocodile



The other 20% of success is having an enchanted monkey's paw that grants you wishes--but at a terrible price.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Pigsfeet on Rye

I'm meat on the hoof



A rising tide lifts all boats...except yours, which has a gaping hole in the bottom

nut


and if that doesn't work, i guess try try try again?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

minecraft_holmes

FLUFFERNUTTER


fool me three times, i am going to poo poo in your mailbox


thanks blaise rascal!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Unless, of course, you only have a couple eggs, in which case you probably can't afford more than one basket and should be punished for your poverty.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



"is the name of the sled I had as a child. Apropos of nothing, just a random thought that came into my head. Bye now!"

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



What do you mean you can't?
...
What do you mean, load bearing?
...
Uh huh
...
Uh huh
...
Well can't you do something with, like, a beam or something?
...
Uh huh
...
How expensive are we talking here?
...
I see.
...
Well you've given me a lot to think about, I'll be in touch Mr. Gorbachev.

Cobalt-60

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



"But since the stars are light-years away, you'll run out of oxygen and die, leaving your desiccated corpse floating through space for eternity."

nut


"And then they have a plan and a black eye."

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Prof. Crocodile



and then men are like what are you laughing about god, is it our plans? and god is like no its this thing I saw on YouTube at work, its only funny if you know my friend Jerry in accounting though. but here Ill show you anyway.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

sk

(ヤイケス!)




fps_nug posted:

"... waterfalls are stationary so it would be pretty pointless."

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



I have no idea what pig iron is, but boy I sure have a lot of it.

biosterous






Finger Prince posted:

What do you mean you can't?
...
What do you mean, load bearing?
...
Uh huh
...
Uh huh
...
Well can't you do something with, like, a beam or something?
...
Uh huh
...
How expensive are we talking here?
...
I see.
...
Well you've given me a lot to think about, I'll be in touch Mr. Gorbachev.


https://giant.gfycat.com/PaltryAcclaimedElectriceel.webm
thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

vaporslug by deep dish peat moss

Nosfereefer



Finger Prince posted:

What do you mean you can't?
...
What do you mean, load bearing?
...
Uh huh
...
Uh huh
...
Well can't you do something with, like, a beam or something?
...
Uh huh
...
How expensive are we talking here?
...
I see.
...
Well you've given me a lot to think about, I'll be in touch Mr. Gorbachev.

so thats why the soviet union collapsed :o

Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Feb 26, 2021

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




"even people in brick houses shouldn't throw stones. it's not nice."


tyvm hbag

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RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


"actually I think I've got a few more minutes......boy it's sure been raining a lot today *Whistles*"

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