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google THIS

"The giants are kind of annoyed about it though." -- Isaac Newton

# ? Feb 25, 2021 22:53

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 09:32

google THIS

"...So you can play fetch with a big dog." -- Theodore Roosevelt

# ? Feb 25, 2021 22:54

xcheopis

Your death, specifically. You ever say that to me again and I will loving end you. - Voltaire

# ? Feb 25, 2021 23:00

Heather Papps: hello friend

"but honestly i don't want to drink either. do you have iced tea?"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 25, 2021 23:01

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

"and once that man becomes a fisherman you wait till he goes out to sea, preferably on a really long trip, and then just steal all his poo poo... like everything, even his animals, family, whatever you can stuff into your donkey cart before you burn his little cottage to the loving ground... and uh... yeah salt the earth so he can't grow anything too."

# ? Feb 25, 2021 23:07

nut

"And 90% of the shots you do take. I'm sorry, you're not on the team."

# ? Feb 25, 2021 23:12

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

... but if you chase one rabbit, that's honestly not that much food. try finding a buffalo or something i guess?

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# ? Feb 25, 2021 23:20

FutonForensic

so if there's three or more birds in the bush, throw the one you have in the trash

# ? Feb 25, 2021 23:24

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

"actually don't even ask that. in fact, don't ever mention the country again. get the hell out of here, all of you!" -jfk

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# ? Feb 25, 2021 23:27

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

"get it? because americans are lazy and fat! zing!" -isoroku yamamoto's diary

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# ? Feb 25, 2021 23:30

nut

"oh god no, not that wall, mr gorbachev"

# ? Feb 25, 2021 23:32

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

"... waterfalls are stationary so it would be pretty pointless."

# ? Feb 25, 2021 23:36

Derpies: by sebmojo

"... they came and took them"

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# ? Feb 26, 2021 00:10

the unabonger

"guess who's back, back, back... Back again, gain, gain... Actually its again, gain, gain..."

# ? Feb 26, 2021 00:14

Manifisto

" . . . because, when we return, those friends will feel obligated to purchase amway products, herbalife supplements, and cutco knives from you, and can be easily shamed if they refuse"

# ? Feb 26, 2021 00:23

Trying

Ask not to borrow the Big Scissors from your country, also.

# ? Feb 26, 2021 00:25

Macnult

"...and then put the other one on. you want to wear both shoes."

# ? Feb 26, 2021 02:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

"honestly, and don't quote me on this, but it was average times."

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 26, 2021 02:30

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It was built in two days, maybe even three.

# ? Feb 26, 2021 03:08

google THIS

Heather Papps posted:

"honestly, and don't quote me on this, but it was average times."

# ? Feb 26, 2021 03:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:

"honestly, and don't quote me on this, but it was average times."

# ? Feb 26, 2021 03:09

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

i'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. it comes with a free horse's head

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Feb 26, 2021 03:12

google THIS

Unless you would have them to do something really weird or bad or harmful unto you, then the reciprocity isn't all that important.

# ? Feb 26, 2021 03:21

nut

"And high places. fear and high places."

# ? Feb 26, 2021 03:30

Prof. Crocodile

The other 20% of success is having an enchanted monkey's paw that grants you wishes--but at a terrible price.

# ? Feb 26, 2021 03:59

Pigsfeet on Rye: I'm meat on the hoof

A rising tide lifts all boats...except yours, which has a gaping hole in the bottom

# ? Feb 26, 2021 04:09

nut

and if that doesn't work, i guess try try try again?

# ? Feb 26, 2021 04:25

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

fool me three times, i am going to poo poo in your mailbox

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Feb 26, 2021 04:26

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Unless, of course, you only have a couple eggs, in which case you probably can't afford more than one basket and should be punished for your poverty.

# ? Feb 26, 2021 04:49

Finger Prince

"is the name of the sled I had as a child. Apropos of nothing, just a random thought that came into my head. Bye now!"

# ? Feb 26, 2021 06:23

Finger Prince

What do you mean you can't?
...
What do you mean, load bearing?
...
Uh huh
...
Uh huh
...
Well can't you do something with, like, a beam or something?
...
Uh huh
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How expensive are we talking here?
...
I see.
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Well you've given me a lot to think about, I'll be in touch Mr. Gorbachev.

# ? Feb 26, 2021 06:34

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

"But since the stars are light-years away, you'll run out of oxygen and die, leaving your desiccated corpse floating through space for eternity."

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# ? Feb 26, 2021 09:03

nut

"And then they have a plan and a black eye."

# ? Feb 26, 2021 13:17

Prof. Crocodile

and then men are like �what are you laughing about god, is it our plans?� and god is like �no it�s this thing I saw on YouTube at work, it�s only funny if you know my friend Jerry in accounting though. but here I�ll show you anyway.�

# ? Feb 26, 2021 13:59

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

fps_nug posted:

"... waterfalls are stationary so it would be pretty pointless."

# ? Feb 26, 2021 15:47

Finger Prince

I have no idea what pig iron is, but boy I sure have a lot of it.

# ? Feb 26, 2021 16:00

biosterous

Finger Prince posted:

What do you mean you can't?
...
What do you mean, load bearing?
...
Uh huh
...
Uh huh
...
Well can't you do something with, like, a beam or something?
...
Uh huh
...
How expensive are we talking here?
...
I see.
...
Well you've given me a lot to think about, I'll be in touch Mr. Gorbachev.

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# ? Feb 26, 2021 16:10

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Finger Prince posted:

What do you mean you can't?
...
What do you mean, load bearing?
...
Uh huh
...
Uh huh
...
Well can't you do something with, like, a beam or something?
...
Uh huh
...
How expensive are we talking here?
...
I see.
...
Well you've given me a lot to think about, I'll be in touch Mr. Gorbachev.