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Flavius Aetass

"i can't really remember the dream but i remember feeling like it was really important, how weird is that"

# ? Feb 27, 2021 08:48

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:10

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

... also i got to see some pretty sweet druidic megaliths, and ate some local wild boar. 5/5 would visit gallia again

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 13:13

Pigsfeet on Rye: I'm meat on the hoof

"Well, the sky is still clear, so I guess I'll head on out to the field and get the hay"

# ? Feb 27, 2021 13:18

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

... please? you know im good for them. it's not like you need both ears for a few weeks at most.

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 16:15

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

"However, savings accounts won't keep up with inflation, so we recommend an index fund if you want to earn more."

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 17:35

nut

"Leak. Lead. Learn (presumably about why ur leaking lead)."

# ? Feb 27, 2021 18:26

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

"...Therefore, the time for rear end-kicking has arrived." - Rowdy Roddington Piper

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# ? Feb 27, 2021 18:54

google THIS

(turns away) And here's not lookin' at you. See the difference?

# ? Feb 28, 2021 03:45

Nexein: "Donuts of
Champions"

"I had another dream today...where I was in front of my public speaking class...in only my underwear!"

https://giant.gfycat.com/FragrantGorgeousLeech.mp4
Spring masterpiece courtesy of Prof. Crocodile, thanks!

# ? Feb 28, 2021 04:02

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

"....wait just in case anyone misconstrued what I said, I am merely frustrated with the antics of the priest in question and in no way does that imply that....oh you are all already gone..."

# ? Feb 28, 2021 10:12

Macnult

"...and i ain't talking about police officers in helicopters"

# ? Feb 28, 2021 16:08

google THIS

...and if you can't join 'em, see if they have a waiting list or something.

# ? Feb 28, 2021 18:34

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

...but also I'm what most people refer to as a "massive pussy" so I figured the road less traveled would keep me away from all the people who might mock me or make fun of me

# ? Feb 28, 2021 18:40

nut

or who you can do for your country lol

# ? Feb 28, 2021 18:44

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nut posted:

or who you can do for your country lol

# ? Feb 28, 2021 18:55

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

"...muffins? ..... brownies?.....flapjacks? Well I am poo poo out of ideas now"

# ? Feb 28, 2021 19:58

Flavius Aetass

"so I hope someone here has some bubble gum"

# ? Feb 28, 2021 20:07

Prof. Crocodile

The lady can only turn once per day, and we haven't even gotten inside the crypt yet. The lady thinks we should just handle this encounter with melee attacks and save our magic until we really need it.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 00:51

Manifisto

. . . however, an applewood stake through the heart is the only thing that can actually kill the doctor

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 00:59

Flavius Aetass

"the lesson, I guess, is that birds aren't worth much"

# ? Mar 1, 2021 02:53

Prof. Crocodile

Wait did I say 'luckiest' earlier? I totally meant 'the unluckiest man on the face of the earth.' I'm getting a disease named after me, for God's sake. Does that sound lucky to you?

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:00

Finger Prince

Because, you don't seem lucky. The way we came in here and kicked everyone's rear end. Seems you're pretty unlucky. Me, pointing this gun at you, that's pretty unlucky. You want to chance it? Chance there's another bullet in the chamber? Really? You want me to pull this here trigger? See how lucky you really are, punk. Because I don't think you're that lucky. I think we'll be scraping your brain off that wall and you'll be hovering above us thinking, "I guess I wasn't that lucky" as the devil's hand reaches up from hell to drag you down, punk, because I'll tell you what, you ain't God damned lucky enough to be going upstairs.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:07

Flavius Aetass

Oh you are talking to me. My bad. I'm the taxi driver.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:12

Finger Prince

With that car, parked across the way. I'm going to drive it though the entrance and into this window. So, you might not want to be here for that, is what I'm saying. Totally your call though. Aaanyway I'm... Just... gonna go... get the caaaar....so....riiiiight.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:23

Manifisto

Flavius Aetass posted:

"the lesson, I guess, is that birds aren't worth much"

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:27

Nexein: "Donuts of
Champions"

"I take back it was actually also a large step for a man, did you see I jumped down like three steps it was sick"

https://giant.gfycat.com/FragrantGorgeousLeech.mp4
Spring masterpiece courtesy of Prof. Crocodile, thanks!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:35

Prof. Crocodile

Nexein posted:

"I take back it was actually also a large step for a man, did you see I jumped down like three steps it was sick"

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Flavius Aetass posted:

"the lesson, I guess, is that birds aren't worth much"

lol

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:07

google THIS

Nexein posted:

"I take back it was actually also a large step for a man, did you see I jumped down like three steps it was sick"

# ? Mar 1, 2021 06:05

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

"for when he strikes that cheek, thou shalt make a loud noise from the buttocks and he shall quail before thee and feel most silly. Amen"

# ? Mar 1, 2021 06:14

alnilam

Nexein posted:

"I take back it was actually also a large step for a man, did you see I jumped down like three steps it was sick"

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 1, 2021 06:56

alnilam

Flavius Aetass posted:

"i can't really remember the dream but i remember feeling like it was really important, how weird is that"

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 1, 2021 06:56

Flavius Aetass

I mean to be, obviously

# ? Mar 1, 2021 07:37

nut

�and then it�s A-3, Brute�

# ? Mar 1, 2021 14:21

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

"Bob like a rooster, jab like a kangaroo, weave like a sword fish...ummm punch real hard like that other animal- you see where I am going with this right?"

# ? Mar 1, 2021 18:22

Trying

But when I get hit hard
I can finally see
Time is an illusion
Muhammed Ali

# ? Mar 1, 2021 18:34

Prof. Crocodile

Also where there is a will there is a lawyer, and probably a greedy uncle with a thick black mustache who tries to scare everyone off by pretending to be a spooky ghost.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 18:40

Flavius Aetass

"our forefathers... what? score. our forefathers... it's 15 years. oh you're mad because you have to do some loving math?"

# ? Mar 1, 2021 19:14

Ventral EggSac

"Don't look it in the eyes, either. Try not to look at a gift horse at all, if you can avoid it, any glance will be taken as a sign of aggression."

# ? Mar 2, 2021 05:53

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:10

Flavius Aetass

Ventral EggSac posted:

"Don't look it in the eyes, either. Try not to look at a gift horse at all, if you can avoid it, any glance will be taken as a sign of aggression."

# ? Mar 2, 2021 05:55

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