- Prof. Crocodile
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The other 20% of success is having an enchanted monkey's paw that grants you wishes--but at a terrible price.
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Feb 26, 2021 03:59
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Apr 16, 2024 21:50
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- Prof. Crocodile
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and then men are like ‘what are you laughing about god, is it our plans?’ and god is like ‘no it’s this thing I saw on YouTube at work, it’s only funny if you know my friend Jerry in accounting though. but here I’ll show you anyway.’
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Feb 26, 2021 13:59
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- Prof. Crocodile
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The lady can only turn once per day, and we haven't even gotten inside the crypt yet. The lady thinks we should just handle this encounter with melee attacks and save our magic until we really need it.
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Mar 1, 2021 00:51
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Wait did I say 'luckiest' earlier? I totally meant 'the unluckiest man on the face of the earth.' I'm getting a disease named after me, for God's sake. Does that sound lucky to you?
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Mar 1, 2021 03:00
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- Prof. Crocodile
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"I take back it was actually also a large step for a man, did you see I jumped down like three steps it was sick"
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Mar 1, 2021 03:38
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Apr 16, 2024 21:50
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Also where there is a will there is a lawyer, and probably a greedy uncle with a thick black mustache who tries to scare everyone off by pretending to be a spooky ghost.
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