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Whenever a work meeting is almost over and we're about to get to go home for the day he awkwardly interrupts a supervisor from another department and drags the meeting on longer by disagreeing to score points with the boss.
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i think a wishmaster would be the worst coworker. always probing peoples desires and insecurities and then in that gritty voice says "done" and later on that loving "careful what you wish for" pun like dude we get it
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Feb 26, 2021 04:53
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Hey boss!! I just made an ESS QUWEUE ELLL query you should read
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Feb 26, 2021 05:17
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He's a stupid loving piece of poo poo. I used to work in the loading dock with him and the amount of times I had to pull his mangled moron rear end out of the box compactor was, well it was 3 times.
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Feb 26, 2021 05:24
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Which Jack Ryan are we talking about here? Marine Jack Ryan, stockbroker Jack Ryan, history professor Jack Ryan, CIA analyst Jack Ryan, or President Jack Ryan?
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Feb 26, 2021 05:25
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jack ryan is a land of contrasts
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Feb 26, 2021 05:28
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loving guy, he's always like "patriot games" this and "clear and present danger" that
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Feb 26, 2021 05:33
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I once watched Jack Ryan torture a man over who ate the instant oatmeal in the break room. It wasn't even brand-name.
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Feb 26, 2021 05:36
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I still think about his ridiculous commute to work in DC. Just a show off on that stupid bike. https://dcist.com/story/18/09/04/jack-ryans-commute-to-work-makes-ab/
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Feb 26, 2021 05:38
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remember the time jack ryan pretended to be turning into a vampire to mess with dwight?
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Feb 26, 2021 05:38
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Once his mother called me from hospital to thank me for saving her son's life and I said to her "Madam this is the last time I pull that wretched imbecile's misshapen body from cruel grasp of the box compacting machine!" and he never came back to work after that. To be truthful I'd always secretly hoped he'd passed from his injuries at a later date but apparently he's gone on to spread his malignant misery into other lives.
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Feb 26, 2021 05:44
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Look Jack I don't care what's at stake, I'm on my BREAK!
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Feb 26, 2021 06:05
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Yeah, I prefer to work with Jeri Ryan
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Feb 26, 2021 06:07
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Jack Dicker
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Feb 26, 2021 06:18
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appropriatemetaphor posted:Look Jack I don't care what's at stake, I'm on my BREAK! 
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Feb 26, 2021 06:29
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Did you take this picture at ERCOT?
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Feb 26, 2021 06:42
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Hes always going on about russia russia russia Like chill Jan.
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Feb 26, 2021 07:57
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He smells of ham. Now, I used to love ham (be it in a sandwich, a fried rice from the Chinese take-away, or ham and pea soup - I loved it all) but for years after I worked in the loading dock I couldn't touch the stuff.
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Feb 26, 2021 08:21
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Jack stop talking about your dysentery from your recent trip destabilising a South American country that has valuable raw materials, I'm trying to eat my goddamn ramen in a cup
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Feb 26, 2021 10:46
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Edward Mass posted:Which Jack Ryan are we talking about here? Marine Jack Ryan, stockbroker Jack Ryan, history professor Jack Ryan, CIA analyst Jack Ryan, or President Jack Ryan? President Ryan? This guy? This chump? *looks at Ryan who has been analysing a vending machine for nearly 40 minutes*
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Feb 26, 2021 10:48
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"THIS MAN IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK, DOCTOR RYAN CAN YOU HELP" "Sorry, I'm not that kind of doctor" *sips clamato and stares out airplane window"
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Feb 26, 2021 10:58
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"so Ryan who'd you ed up voting for" "It's no secret I'm an outspoken republican, so I voted for Donald J Trump"
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Feb 26, 2021 11:09
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GODDAMMIT RYAN, you try another stunt like that and I’ll have your gun and badge! *Ryan tries another stunt like that and suffers no consequences*
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Feb 26, 2021 16:10
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Yeah it's like, what's your last name?
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Feb 26, 2021 16:13
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A bunch of us call him Jackin’ Ryan and one time he almost heard us
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Feb 26, 2021 16:15
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Last week he dinged my chavez in the parking lot
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Feb 26, 2021 16:23
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ikanreed posted:Last week he dinged my chavez in the parking lot russians dont suck a dick without a plan son
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Feb 26, 2021 16:33
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To: HR Subject: Jack Ryan complaint Good afternoon, Just chasing you up - again. This is my fifth complaint this month alone. Just this morning Dr Ryan emailed his entire team the attached image and then stood staring at us from the glass in his office whilst using a fan to wave a flag behind him. This is NOT appropriate. Many thanks, Clint Assistant Data Technician 
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Feb 26, 2021 16:41
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looks like you're all lining up to................................... jack Ryan 
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Feb 26, 2021 16:48
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Team gather round, please. Now listen I have some important news. The helicopter carrying Jack crashed in Iraq. We're not sure of his condition, if he is even alive. Now, I know you'll all have some questions so I'll just explain the big ones here. One: No I don't know why Jack was in a helicopter in the middle east - again - whilst we're here doing all the paperwork Two: Yes it is ok to be happy, I know I am
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Feb 27, 2021 10:21
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Got myself a vasectomy call that Sack Dyin'
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Feb 27, 2021 10:41
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I got myself a low paying fast food job I'm in Macs fryin
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Feb 27, 2021 10:51
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I managed jack at his first job, a Carl’s Jr. He would just disappear for like half a shift without telling and then later I’d get a call from the district manager complaining about jack bothering her with rants about the encroaching del taco threat or some new mom and pop deli run by some Eastern Europeans He suckkked
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Feb 27, 2021 11:35
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Did I mention the time he called in sick to work for a week so he could go to a Limp Bizkit concert in Florida with a underaged girl he met in a Slipknot chatroom?
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Feb 27, 2021 13:15
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I fired him and now he’s Jack Cryin’
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Feb 27, 2021 13:57
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gary oldmans diary posted:remember the time jack ryan pretended to be turning into a vampire to mess with dwight? oh! no. common mistake. that was John Krazinski. https://i.imgur.com/CZI4oPT.gifv
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Feb 27, 2021 16:49
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He really likes to "jack" in the office bathroom and I think he likes that everyone knows.
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Feb 27, 2021 17:00
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More like Jah Cryan'
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Feb 27, 2021 18:52
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His breath always smelt of cum and cheap vodka.
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Feb 27, 2021 19:04
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Jack Ryan borrowed one of my helicopters and never returned it.
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