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Jack Ryan keeps trying to teach me about submarines and how they're not supposed to float. Bitch, how do they dock then, idiot? Go away, I'm playing with my toys.
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More like Hack Ryan, amirite? E. Damnit, Hack Dyin’ was right there Brother Tadger fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Feb 27, 2021 |
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He ran up to me, chest heaving from exertion, eyes wide, high on who knows what, and just screamed "CATERPILLAR DRIVE" before rushing out to a waiting helicopter in the parking lot. I don't know where he got a helicopter.
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that's just absurd. caterpillars can't drive
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Feb 27, 2021 21:48
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Jack Ryan grabs the bill at the company sponsored trip to the sports bar. "This is the sum of all beers"
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ikanreed posted:Jack Ryan grabs the bill at the company sponsored trip to the sports bar. "This is the sum of all beers" 
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Feb 27, 2021 22:26
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jack ryan as asian jim as jim
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ENHANCE!
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Xaintrailles posted:ENHANCE! Everything is just a mouse click away...
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Jack Ryan told me that he needed to lick my butthole to prevent a national emergency. Based on the things you're all posting in this thread, I'm starting to think he was lying...
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No that was genuinely a life or death situation and thank you. You helped save lives that day. What he probably failed to mention is that his mouth is just riddled with sti's. You definitely have herpes on your rear end in a top hat now but to be frank that's the least of your worries.
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Feb 28, 2021 00:56
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Well, that explains why my anal warts have sores on them now...
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Feb 28, 2021 00:58
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for twelve years, you have been asking, who is jack ryan? this is jack ryan speaking
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Feb 28, 2021 01:22
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Tug Ryan
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Tug Ryan Heh heh heh, more lkek... JERKING OFF RYAN
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Feb 28, 2021 02:19
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Total rear end in a top hat, always sneaking out early to go drinking with the Queen of England, or the Pope.
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I wonder if it’s the same Jack Ryan I know. I asked this girl Pam out and before our date I was shoved into a van, bagged, and flown to Guantanamo
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