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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009





the playing other peoples heads and finger cot aspects of this item appeal to me but do i need to fear for my friend's life if i purchase this item??

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



looks like steam punk lead finger device and you could if you think about it

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003




It's a tool of ultimate power OP. Surprised to see it going for so cheap.

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Old Owl, a Lookout




It is letting you be the protagonist of the thread.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

I think it's for exercising your finger so you can have one really muscly finger.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




It's for murdering people thats why it was recommended to you because of all the murders you do

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Whatever it is it looks broken and you should throw it in the trash.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004




Huh. I really don't know what to say. Is that a muscle builder for your flickin' finger or is it a spring powered finger flickin' enhancer?

Either way that's a pretty great find.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


lol

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Wendigee posted:

Huh. I really don't know what to say. Is that a muscle builder for your flickin' finger or is it a spring powered finger flickin' enhancer?

Either way that's a pretty great find.

Booger flicker.

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts




a toy that allows a friend to die

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003



Weird, this thread happened years ago. Someone knew what it was, and IIRC it basically amplifies your flicking power. The badly translated "friend dies" thing is more like "your friend will howl because you flicked him with robot hand".

its all real weird anyway.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Why is all of the violence directed at friends rather than enemies?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Your computer/phone screen.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001





Yams Fan

Seems to be an Otun Tricky Tool, typically so that you can use your fingers to play other people's heads, bottle opener, self-defense weapons, creative gifts, finger cots, stainless steel, or friend's death.

Typically, it is for entertainment between friends. I wouldn't recommend using it continuously, or too hard.

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003


Murder your friend with savage finger flicks

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




OP we can't go on together with suspicious minds, and we can't build our dreams with suspicious minds, so if an old friend you know stops by to say hello, you should use your Otun Tricky Tool, use Your Fingers to Play Other People's Heads, Bottle Opener, self-Defense Weapons, Creative Gifts, Finger cots, Stainless Steel, Friend's Death.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

It's for jerking it, so you can't squeeze too hard. It helps you edging.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




The day you use lucky tool for finger cots is your last! Have it good!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Unassisted taint flicking doesn’t even move the needle anymore .

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Unassisted taint flicking doesn’t even move the needle anymore .

taint reaped again!

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

Its basically a steampunk replica of a nasal backhoe.
if its green or golden, carry on, if you can no longer tell what colours are but you wish to moderate a forum, probably best to stop.
It has a catchy tune as well, mainly about hooks, but also hands and sands and car doors.
It can allow a friend to die! ; a bargain at $25

staberind fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Feb 27, 2021

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



So can I put it on my penis instead or what?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Of course you can. Whether you should is another matter.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Paper football just got extreme

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



new friend's death just dropped

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



Imagine how powerfully you could flip off someone with this baby.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status:Perpetually fearful

You're looking at a forum my dude. It has posts in it sometimes.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



Can you post a link?

I cant find this on Amazon

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011










Product description
Product Details A fun, smashing toy, a game that everyone played when they were young. However, please use it properly. After you have used it once for your friends, your friends will give you a break! Because it is so painful! The product is made of stainless steel and can easily break glass cups, ceramic bowls, nuts and other items! You can also easily break some apples, watermelons and other fruits! In the process of competition, there is no disadvantage!

https://www.amazon.com/Otun-Fingers-self-Defense-Creative-Stainless/dp/B07PN8R1S4

spunkshui fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Feb 27, 2021

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



Devils Affricate posted:

Why is all of the violence directed at friends rather than enemies?

Enemies are just friends you haven't killed with this contraption yet.

Flannelette
Jan 16, 2010




Are human finger joints built to withstand flicking of that magnitude?

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



Its pee pee

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

Flannelette posted:

Are human finger joints built to withstand flicking of that magnitude?

Not at all, but it appears the same can be said for friendship!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





Note: device toy will make pee pee death. Not to be used pee pee fun

BALLS DILDO
Dec 27, 2007

there can be no true peace if you enjoy using the computer




a toy that allows a friend to die

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

BALLS DILDO posted:

a toy that allows a friend to die

A toy to Surpass Metal Gear.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

A mechanism to allow to manually pleasure a female android

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ballflicker 2000, mechanically assisted

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Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...



It's meant for stupid phone games that require you to tap a billion times to win. You'll gently caress up your finger using it too long but hey, you won't get tired of tapping and you have 9 more to sacrifice where that came from for that leaderboard!

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