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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Remember when Gigi from the sopranos got an aneurysm from trying to poo poo thanksgiving leftovers. poo poo, man.

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


:nws:



Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Icochet posted:

:ughh:

Educate yourself. There are tons of laws and international treaties against it.

Is there a video of the parliament yelling at each other about it? I'd watch that a few times while having a push.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


crispix posted:

*unexpected expulsion of gas rattles out and echos in toilet bowl, waking up neighbours or putting them off their dinner - dependent on time of day*
5:30PM alarm. Repeat: daily. Label: "Time 4 shittin"

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


its_my_birthday posted:

i had food poisoning one time and as soon as i finished taking a poo poo i got off the toilet real fast cause i had to throw up so i got on my hands and knees and was throwing up but on an especially violent heave i had a bunch of diarrhea also squirt out of my rear end and all over my calves and ankles and my pants and underwear i still had around my ankles. then the gf opened the door to check on me and got a face full of my poop legs and butt and me in a puddle of my own filth on the bathroom cause my butt was pointed right at the door.

i was cleaning out the bathroom tiles with an old toothbrush for like a week

to this day whenever i think i have to throw up like if im sick or hungover or whatever, i sit on the toilet like im going to poop and hold a trash can in my lap and throw up into that instead.

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


:lmao: Goddamn

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Gotta eat a kale salad just to have an uncompromising need to poo poo 20 minutes later.

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