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Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



https://storeroulette.com/

Lets see what we can find!

https://www.factorydirectvinegar.com/

Factory direct vinegar. Need a 30% vinegar? 20%? They got it! Be sure to check out their dilution calculator. After a 55 gallon drum of food grade organic apple cider vinegar? It's yours! Their vinegar can be used for spraying weeds, for cleaning your carpet, for removing old bumper stickers, for adjusting the PH balance of your soil, for cleaning your windshield wiper blades and keeping frost off the windshield, and even for removing water stains from your boat hull! Go get some concentrated vinegar, you won't know what you've been missing til you have it!



https://swishembassy.com/

Want some shirts with gay cartoons on them? Swish Embassy has got you covered. They got He-Man, they got erotic smurfs, they got Disney princes in drag, and they got the Golden Girls. Check em out, get yourself a new shirt, look your absolute best gay you



https://www.sensacalm.com/

Do you got the depression? The anxiety? The autism? Maybe you need a weighted blanket! Five pounds, ten pounds, twenty pounds, thirty and forty pounds, all your weighted blanket needs here in one spot. Want a weighted throw blanket? Weighted sleep mask? Weighted stuffed animal? Need everything to be waterproof? Look no further!



https://johnscrazysocks.com/

Need some crazy socks? Want them to be made by people with downs syndrome? Well then come on down and stop by John's Crazy Socks, where they've got all the crazy socks made by all the people with downs syndrome! They've got men's socks, they've got women's socks, they've got kids socks, they've got no show, ankle high, mid calf, knee high socks. They've got dress socks, crew socks, compression socks, extra large socks, and even a sock of the month club! All your crazy sock needs, all made by people with downs syndrome!



What can you find?

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

I'm horny


FOR HORNBLASTERS!!


https://hornblasters.com/

Only registered members can see post attachments!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


https://www.cotopaxi.com/

despite the diversity of their product models, this seems to be a store for the whitest motherfuckers on the planet.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


yeah, they have a customer-submitted photo section.

i don't know how that person doesn't instantly die of whiteness.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

I keep getting https://www.skinnymixes.com/ and that's it.


this isn't even funny smdh.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



Which one sells pee pee and wee wee

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

bird/bird


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

https://www.cotopaxi.com/

despite the diversity of their product models, this seems to be a store for the whitest motherfuckers on the planet.

lol what

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner



Eh, get back to me when you find a site that links you to random whores

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



I love window shopping so this is great

https://www.culturekings.co.nz/


hell yea just the fancy little piece I was looking for this spring

https://www.stealthangelsurvival.com/

Appearantly a prepper shop?

https://www.rains.com/


the funniest rain gear I have ever seen

There's a lot of late stage capitalism garbage out there, it's hilarious

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


I got a shop selling laser hats, which is far less interesting than it sounds.
https://hairmax.co.uk



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlWf2D2vrIs

My hair's started thinning a little, but I think just getting the clippers out and blitzing it off is less embarassing than wearing a laser hat.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



Sunswipe posted:

I got a shop selling laser hats, which is far less interesting than it sounds.
https://hairmax.co.uk



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlWf2D2vrIs

My hair's started thinning a little, but I think just getting the clippers out and blitzing it off is less embarassing than wearing a laser hat.

When I was in my early 20s and losing my hear I was deeply self conscious about this and read up on treatment on hair loss forums. The people on there are legit crazy, many of them would try anything to get their hair back up to and including chemically castrating themselves by taking estrogen and other drugs just to get it back.

Anway laser helmets were a big thing too and literally cost thousands of dollars, at some point you have to wonder if that's worth it, surely. (Also they don't work, pretty much)

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Jade Ear Joe

https://formawellbeauty.com/

lmao

THE WEBSITE IS NOT AVAILABLE NOW

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Jade Ear Joe



what if I love yours instead

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."



what the hell

https://www.cheapundies.com/

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

Did you wake up this morning thinking, "If I don't learn the WandaVision theme song on piano I'm a complete failure as a human being" - well I have good news, thanks to the good folks at https://www.sheetmusicnow.com

French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience


gently caress yeah honking that flintstone phone right off the bat

https://aqualabtechnologies.com/

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

https://www.globalfitness.com/

All the used gym equipment you could ever dream of!

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



i gave up after 20 tries because it's all trash

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

"The A+ TCC poster
you did nazi coming."





Anyone remember when Sears.com was linking to hundreds of products where King Dedede was drooling and cumming on things?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Stop by https://shopwheeloffortune.com/ for all your Wheel of Fortune merchandise needs! Who among us doesn't need a Wheel of Fortune kimono?


These elderly people who might well be beloved American celebrities for all I know love it!

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Cawtion Ham


https://safetyposter.com/

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



I got a German clothing place, https://www.universaltextiles.de/

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




I got a shop for low cal syrups for coffee and cocktails, are you trying to tell me something OP?

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.

Nap Ghost

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

https://www.cotopaxi.com/

despite the diversity of their product models, this seems to be a store for the whitest motherfuckers on the planet.

I own several of their bags and they are extremely well designed and built! They come with a thank you note from the migrant worker who stitched the bag and it made me feel like I did something good.

E: I also put their sticker on my laptop.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

FUCK





https://moniquelhuillier.com/ these are some of the most pointless expensive clothes I've ever seen with the price listed.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle






https://tykables.com/

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000




1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


13Pandora13 posted:

https://tykables.com/

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.



tykables FAQ posted:

When will we get XL diapers? Print
Modified on: Thu, Jun 6, 2019 at 4:15 PM

XL Diapers
No worries! We are bringing back size XL to our market of diapers, however it is not the 'next thing.' We have not brought out our diapers in XL as of yet simply due to the fact that they do not sell as quickly as our standard sizes. Our goal is to bring out new prints in medium and large, adjust things that need to be adjusted, and when they are are right, make them in the XL size. Over the past year, we released 3 new prints and are currently making adjustments to ensure we bring you the best quality ABDL diapers in the market. We have recently put a lot of resources into our new facility, bringing new brands to the USA and expanding our own catalog as well. We have no aversion to creating an XL size, but we have to do it in a way that would not prevent us from releasing additional products or that might otherwise hurt our cash flow. We also have to have a location to put slower moving product, which is why we have moved to a larger facility. We understand that it might seem like we are moving slower than some expect as we are just as excited and eager to bring out our diapers in XL. We believe it is better to plan accordingly and follow the plan instead or rushing into things. We will make all of our diapers in XL in time!
-The Tykables Team

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Jade Ear Joe


This is thin privilege

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Jade Ear Joe

https://sxfi.com/sxfitech/

quote:

PERSONALIZED AUDIO FOR YOUR EARS

Super X-Fi leverages complex algorithms and computationally intensive techniques to custom fit audio, for every individual, through a sophisticated Head and Ear-Mapping process. For the end-user, Itís as easy as taking pictures of the ears and head. The end result is personalized sound, just for you.

smh if your headphones don't calculate the best kind of sound waves to emit based on the precise shape of your earlobes

quote:

HOW IT WORKS

Natural sound travels to our ears through a convoluted path as it bounces off all the surfaces in the room and your head, before reaching your ears. Super X-Fi recreates this path that is unique to each individual using complex algorithms and computationally intensive techniques to give you natural sound from headphones.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Jade Ear Joe

https://kirkcousins.org/

not sure why this site is part of the rotation, as far as I can see the only thing it's selling is Jesus

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



https://www.snackhawaii.com/

Aw yeah, gimme those primo snacks







Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



what it gave me isn't so much a store as a whole forum for.. truckmount carpet cleaning

Truckmount Forums



HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010




apparently skinnymixes.com is the world's only online store

what happened to amazon

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!





https://www.saltsupply.com/

Based on the url, I was expecting artisanal salts, but that was not the case!







Accuracy not required!

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Kind of want to buy a dart gun now

Ibexaz
Jul 23, 2013

The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?


It brought me to a site where I could buy the oldschool runescape soundtrack on vinyl but it was sold out

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010




https://smilepen.ch/

for the people who wanna vape their teeth

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



When I tried opening the site in a Private Firefox window it just went to Skinny Mixes over and over again.

When I tried in a Chrome Incognito window it took me to Pure Atlanta.



Celebrities and totally human women, definitely not Stepford androids or nosferatu or something.

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