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Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


https://www.aafnation.com/

home of the worlds WORST clothing







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Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


https://jawzrsize.com/


Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Also, I tried to submit an actually good local jerky store, but it turns out they only take submissions through twitter :(

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Bro Dad posted:

https://www.aafnation.com/

home of the worlds WORST clothing









My headache is intensifying

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

quote:

In 2014, Brandon crashed his motorcycle in Hawaii which landed him in a coma for 13 days. At the time, he was also recovering from a previous injury that required his jaw to be wired shut for 4 months. He desperately needed a device to re-strengthen the muscles in his face and neck.

In 2016, he created Jawzrsize to rehabilitate his jaw.

Not only did he recover 100%, but his jaw also became stronger than ever, more chiseled, with his double chin reduced, and confidence reinstalled. After experiencing the benefits of Jawzrsize personally, he is on a mission to share the benefits with the world.

lol, buy mouth exercise equipment from a bro who should clearly reconsider owning a motorbike

also, established a couple of years too late for the all-important Richard Kiel endorsement

inkmoth
Apr 25, 2014


I got a store that seems to sell chunky juice

I don’t really want to think about what it would taste like on a hot, summer day as depicted in the ads.

Edit:

This also has some pretty good marketing gifs: https://hellotushy.com/

inkmoth fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Mar 1, 2021

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I am getting stores from this thread pop up in the sidebar ads on Facebook, this is great

ads for jaw exercise gags next to pictures of my niece and people's tepid political takes

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I hope the name is a play on Jazzercise. That's at least kind of funny

Anyways I got

https://www.ghostlifestyle.com/

Which seems like some sort of points-based scam? I don't really get it

e: oh I guess it's like.... protein powder combined with candy or something. I don't know

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
https://mrjoneswatches.com/

Need a watch that reminds you of your own mortality?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Iron Crowned posted:

https://mrjoneswatches.com/

Need a watch that reminds you of your own mortality?



Those are pretty cool watches, honestly. I can admire some of those.

They also kind of just look like 300 dollar versions of smartwatch faces

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Play posted:

Those are pretty cool watches, honestly. I can admire some of those.

They also kind of just look like 300 dollar versions of smartwatch faces

:same:

I'd be tempted to buy one if I needed an additional watch.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Iron Crowned posted:

https://mrjoneswatches.com/

Need a watch that reminds you of your own mortality?



They have some cool watches. I'd like to see some reviews on longevity, but a good watch can last decades, if not indefinitely, and they have some awesome designs.

teardrop
Dec 20, 2004

by Pragmatica

Iron Crowned posted:

https://mrjoneswatches.com/

Need a watch that reminds you of your own mortality?



Great Father’s Day gift idea right here

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008




https://www.chubbymealworms.co.uk/

Feeling hungry?



Can't decide? Get our variety pack!



A fitting follow-up store?

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Iron Crowned posted:

https://mrjoneswatches.com/

Need a watch that reminds you of your own mortality?



I might legit buy one of these, even with the pricetag. I kinda sorta need a watch for work but all I need it for is the second hand, and some of these fit the bill


I’ve had various dried insects before, they’re okay. A gas station near me sells some of them

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
I was feeling depressed just now and decided to try this, and after multiple returns of the stores people have already mentioned I got this:

https://www.knotandrope.com/

Maybe a bit too on the nose there, site. I'm not THAT depressed that I need discount rope.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


THE HOFF STORE
Hofficial Merchandise




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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
https://gofybr.com/

fibery dust that you, no joke, apply to your balding head as if it were salt in a shaker

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