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Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

It's not any warmer and we aren't getting crazy floods (I'm assuming closer moon would = huger tides) so that means they aren't getting closer and the only logical conclusion is that The Earth has been shrunk.

What do you guys think the end game is here?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Your mom stood up and the sudden weight pushed the Earth further away from the moon and sun.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

I love too finger ppl

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
theyre both bigger than an entire mountain op. always have been

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
What if you just got shorter? How big a boy are you op?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Your mom stood up and the sudden weight pushed the Earth further away from the moon and sun.

:iceburn:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sometimes I get lost in the scarlet glow around the edge of the moon, so dreamy. :kiddo:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i dont feel any smaller...

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

No personal attacks plz i am a normal sized and proportioned person and not some kind of weird short-necked freak or anything. this is about the sun and the moon and probably also the Earth. my mother is also normal sized.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


the moon is making its closest approach to the sun in 2000 years. if the moon seems especially bright lately that is because it is on fire due to its close proximity to the sun.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
nuke the moon imo


i dont give a poo poo about the sun. it can blow me!!!

:grin:

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

the moon is making its closest approach to the sun in 2000 years. if the moon seems especially bright lately that is because it is on fire due to its close proximity to the sun.

now that's what i call global warming!!

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
those are my balls OP

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

the moon is making its closest approach to the sun in 2000 years. if the moon seems especially bright lately that is because it is on fire due to its close proximity to the sun.

The waxing part is definitely the time for the dominant ladies, I’ve noticed. :negative:

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

feelix posted:

those are my balls OP

Why do you only wax one ball?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Call Your Grandma posted:

No personal attacks plz i am a normal sized and proportioned person and not some kind of weird short-necked freak or anything. this is about the sun and the moon and probably also the Earth. my mother is also normal sized.

Yes, and I am definitely not 7 raccoons in a trenchcoat. Nor is my mother.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Weka posted:

Why do you only wax one ball?

don't kink shame

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
the earth has gotten smaller. the moon just looks larger as a result of this.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
thats not all thats huge this week

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Artichokes

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Didn't you see when Jupiter and Saturn hosed a few months ago? That got both the sun and the moon all horned up and welp now they're pregnant so that's why they look a little big right now.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
I don't recall ever seeing the moon and the sun at the same time.

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
Physics engine SDK upgrade changed world units to metric. After next client patch just login again and you will be the same relative scale as before.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

It’s 90 degrees in February. Thank you Mr. Sun.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Finally my plan is working!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I hope the moon (and sun) crashes directly on your posting hovel

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Call Your Grandma posted:

No personal attacks plz i am a normal sized and proportioned person and not some kind of weird short-necked freak or anything. this is about the sun and the moon and probably also the Earth. my mother is also normal sized.

Pfff yeah your mother is normal sized... for a planet!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

They're getting bigger because they see that juicy cock of yours and are creeping closer to get a little suckle of that poo poo

You will destroy this planet!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
This would be a really good thread for RSF: The Great Space Space, just saying

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I hope this means the end is near!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

low key sex master posted:

I hope this means the end is near!!

If OP's cock keeps looking like a ripe pipe it will be!!

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

I SWEAR IM DOING THE BEST I CAN TO RECTIFY THE PROBLEM. (though maybe rectumify would be the more apt desription)

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


They are still the same size they have been for a long time OP. Hope that helps.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

They are still the same size they have been for a long time OP. Hope that helps.

Just another baseless claim by 'science'

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
What is that man doing to uranus?! :monocle:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mooey Cow posted:

What is that man doing to uranus?! :monocle:

I can FEEL IT - CUMMING IN MY BUTT TONIGHT, OH LORD

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

That’s amore, OP

houstonguy
Jun 2, 2005

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
if you want to see people who argue points like this with completely sincerity then go to https://www.reddit.com/r/retconned and search sun

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

someone has distracted rom

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

I don't recall ever seeing the moon and the sun at the same time.

I've seen someone unironically posit that seeing the moon in the daytime was a sign of the apocalypse.

It happens all the drat time - the moon can be really bright.

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