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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Three words:

GLASSES RETENTION SYSTEM:

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Nap Ghost

im good as well

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

I have to wear these when im upside down wiring things.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


I tied a string on the end to my jitterbug really solved a lot of my problems

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Seems I need to get worse eyesight.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





I bet you still lose em when they’re dangling around your neck and you’re rummaging around the house looking for those dang glasses and your family just shakes their heads and laughs.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



this is genius, i keep droppjng mine in nearby lava pits, instantly vaporizing them. im gonna save so much money

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


I think you’re a cool person glasses or no glasses, Literally A Person

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



I got sum 4 my sunnies the other day.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



You should get some prescription racquetball glasses, so ppl know you’re always ready to play racquetball.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




drat them some curvy frames I love it

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




N I c e

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You should get some prescription racquetball glasses, so ppl know you’re always ready to play racquetball.

I've missed so many opportunities in my life because of not having any. I could of been a big player. One of the uppity-ups. Now nothing.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Literally A Person posted:

I've missed so many opportunities in my life because of not having any. I could of been a big player. One of the uppity-ups. Now nothing.

Yeah it’s like tennis except super dangerous.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Yeah LAP, the nerd band would stop those glasses flying off your face when you're jerking off all over GBS, going absolutely hog wild.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


BigBadSteve posted:

Yeah LAP, the nerd band would stop those glasses flying off your face when you're jerking off all over GBS, going absolutely hog wild.


I mean, yes, exactly. That's what the thread is about....

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Hey man right on, but you know what I use when I'm out on the Jetski or hanging ten on a tasty wave, one of these bad boys right here:



Don't want to have to dig out the snorkel and prescription goggles so you can go find your specs at the bottom of the ocean lmao

Cowabunga!

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Literally A Person posted:

Three words:

GLASSES RETENTION SYSTEM:


You're eyes our a muscle. Take your glass off and you see butter like aim do nor

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

bird/bird


Man, I remember I had these really cool sunglasses as a kid. They had a string I could attach and let them hang from my neck, and they just fit snugly into my fanny pack along with my toothbrush.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




It's all the poo poo you vacuum, you've driven it to cleanliness, sucked the brown out of the poo poo. They're looking for you in the white dogshit thread.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It's all the poo poo you vacuum, you've driven it to cleanliness, sucked the brown out of the poo poo. They're looking for you in the white dogshit thread.

Like, big bird poop?

Poop that's large for a bird as opposed to poop from a large bird.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?


My eyeglasses are currently popping off in astonishment, if only I'd thought ahead about some way in which to save them

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

I fear the man who has hit one dinger ten thousand times.




LAP did you change brain meds recently?

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006



My friend bobby used to wear those same kinda things at the sawmill. I would scream at him over the sound of the giant spinning sawblade "bobby you gotta get rid of those things they gonna get caught in the blade"

He lives in Durham now I'll tell him you said hi

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


I. M. Gei posted:

LAP did you change brain meds recently?

No.

*twitches*

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meat glitter
Nov 12, 2019




if you were REALLY cool you'd have a string attached to contacts

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