What is it that makes me so cool? Such a good poster???

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Literally A Person: May 17, 2017; dissin your fly girl

Three words:

GLASSES RETENTION SYSTEM:

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

im good as well

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Katamari Democracy: Jan 18, 2010; Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million; Wedge Regret

I have to wear these when im upside down wiring things.

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HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

I tied a string on the end to my jitterbug really solved a lot of my problems

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its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Seems I need to get worse eyesight.

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DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

I bet you still lose em when they�re dangling around your neck and you�re rummaging around the house looking for those dang glasses and your family just shakes their heads and laughs.

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Aardvark!: Mar 3, 2002

this is genius, i keep droppjng mine in nearby lava pits, instantly vaporizing them. im gonna save so much money

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You Are A Elf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

I think you�re a cool person glasses or no glasses, Literally A Person

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Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

I got sum 4 my sunnies the other day.

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015

You should get some prescription racquetball glasses, so ppl know you�re always ready to play racquetball.

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

drat them some curvy frames I love it

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Derpies: Mar 10, 2014; BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS

N I c e

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Literally A Person: May 17, 2017; dissin your fly girl

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You should get some prescription racquetball glasses, so ppl know you�re always ready to play racquetball.

I've missed so many opportunities in my life because of not having any. I could of been a big player. One of the uppity-ups. Now nothing.

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015

Literally A Person posted:

I've missed so many opportunities in my life because of not having any. I could of been a big player. One of the uppity-ups. Now nothing.

Yeah it�s like tennis except super dangerous.

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BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009; _{Self Defense}
Nil Satanus carborundum

_{Yeshua akbar!}
_{_{(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)}}

Yeah LAP, the nerd band would stop those glasses flying off your face when you're jerking off all over GBS, going absolutely hog wild.

# ? Feb 28, 2021 03:04

Literally A Person: May 17, 2017; dissin your fly girl

BigBadSteve posted:

Yeah LAP, the nerd band would stop those glasses flying off your face when you're jerking off all over GBS, going absolutely hog wild.

I mean, yes, exactly. That's what the thread is about....

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003; Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.

Hey man right on, but you know what I use when I'm out on the Jetski or hanging ten on a tasty wave, one of these bad boys right here:

Don't want to have to dig out the snorkel and prescription goggles so you can go find your specs at the bottom of the ocean lmao

Cowabunga!

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pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind

Literally A Person posted:

Three words:

GLASSES RETENTION SYSTEM:

You're eyes our a muscle. Take your glass off and you see butter like aim do nor

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Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 24, 2020; bird/bird

Man, I remember I had these really cool sunglasses as a kid. They had a string I could attach and let them hang from my neck, and they just fit snugly into my fanny pack along with my toothbrush.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981; MTV

It's all the poo poo you vacuum, you've driven it to cleanliness, sucked the brown out of the poo poo. They're looking for you in the white dogshit thread.

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Literally A Person: May 17, 2017; dissin your fly girl

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It's all the poo poo you vacuum, you've driven it to cleanliness, sucked the brown out of the poo poo. They're looking for you in the white dogshit thread.

Like, big bird poop?

Poop that's large for a bird as opposed to poop from a large bird.

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; I canne has c�seb�uf?

My eyeglasses are currently popping off in astonishment, if only I'd thought ahead about some way in which to save them

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I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; I fear the man who has hit one dinger ten thousand times.

LAP did you change brain meds recently?

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Jove Tone: Jan 12, 2006

My friend bobby used to wear those same kinda things at the sawmill. I would scream at him over the sound of the giant spinning sawblade "bobby you gotta get rid of those things they gonna get caught in the blade"

He lives in Durham now I'll tell him you said hi

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Literally A Person: May 17, 2017; dissin your fly girl

I. M. Gei posted:

LAP did you change brain meds recently?

No.

*twitches*

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meat glitter: Nov 12, 2019

if you were REALLY cool you'd have a string attached to contacts

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