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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Like, I don't want to, you know, toot my own basketball horn or anything but I'm like the James Burman of Basketball. I can dribble, shoot, the works. There will be no evidence provided. Thank you.

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

We're going to need a video of said skills to see if they pay the bills.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



you'll be playin casketball when im through with you

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


Literally A Person posted:

Like, I don't want to, you know, toot my own basketball horn or anything but I'm like the James Burman of Basketball. I can dribble, shoot, the works. There will be no evidence provided. Thank you.

Ball... horn... dribble... shoot... heheheheheh.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


Aardvark! posted:

you'll be playin casketball when im through with you

Whatís casket-ball? it seems like you have simply misspelled basketball but to imply the op will be in a casket. First of all this is very rude and secondly I donít think you have even prepared any rules for the game.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

can you do a "dunk"?

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007




Can you do this

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



I'm not, but I still loved playing it anyway. My younger brother and stepbrother and I would play all the drat time, and my brother was so much better he used to mercilessly kick our rear end. Like, out of 100 games I would win 3, my stepbrother would win 1, and my brother would win the rest. It was pathetic and awesome at the same time.

One time at the county fair the booth where you could win framed posters by sinking baskets banned my brother because the fucker could just sink baskets mechanically, even with the scammy basket places like that used. If he was more organized and cared about team sports he probably could have got a scholarship or been a pro or something.

Anyway, I'm old and fat now.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




When I went through rehab a year ago a dude staying in the place with me climbed up the fire escape and shot a basketball from the third story landing into the backyard rim they had set up during a game of horse.

e: didn't even call the bank.

He won.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Feb 28, 2021

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



lumber. we need lumber

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Aardvark! posted:

you'll be playin casketball when im through with you

Needlessly negative. Total butt behaviour. Like a horse's uranus.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019



That's how I beat Shaq

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


I saw the OP playing basketball once, he fumbled the ball. Completely worthless player.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

I don't believe you OP

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!




I read your other thread

You were trying to dunk your kid, weren't you

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


a mysterious cloak posted:

I read your other thread

You were trying to dunk your kid, weren't you

please don't tell my wife

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mldDHI9l1v8

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




I poo poo poop on the court

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I poo poo poop on the court

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I poo poo poop on the court

A good defense is a good offense.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

I appreciate you posting like I do thank you

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

                                       


I am also extremely good at "basketball"

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

I'm good at basket and ball but if I try to put the two together it's a huge disaster

Mumbling Nuggets
Jan 14, 2017


You should try kicking a homerun from Center Ice.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

I am horrible at basketball.
I was one of the taller kids in elementary school. I walked through the gym on eday during the team's practice and the coach was all "hey why don't you shoot some hoops with us?!"
Told him I did not know how to play. He pressured me to at least try. After about 2 minutes of watching me not being able dribble or throw the ball anywhere near the basket, he was all "nevermind you can go".

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



I'm sure you do good work with balls, OP.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

bird/bird


Can you do that flying dunk move where they let you use a tiny trampoline?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Internetjack posted:

throw the ball anywhere near the basket

Lol this is the most convincing evidence that someone is bad at basketball ive ever seen i think.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

Poohs Packin posted:

Lol this is the most convincing evidence that someone is bad at basketball ive ever seen i think.

I was in the paint and could not even hit glass.

I enjoy watching college hoops these days. Still can't play myself.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Internetjack posted:

I was in the paint and could not even hit glass.

I enjoy watching college hoops these days. Still can't play myself.

It was more your use of the word "throw". It just doesnt sound like a basketball word.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


Defense and rebounds, the purview of short dudes who canít hit 3s.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

I was fully doing granny shots and what-not. "Throw" is a appropriate, because I was definitely not "shooting".

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Szyznyk posted:

Defense and rebounds, the purview of short dudes who can’t hit 3s.

I was definitley a down in the paint scrappy rebounder until all that jumping for rebounds next to much taller guys shattered my ankles.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



why the gently caress dont they do nba games outside

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




I'm in the court screaming in agony because OP is cramming the ball straight into my anushole. The crowd goes wild

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Literally A Person posted:

Like, I don't want to, you know, toot my own basketball horn or anything but I'm like the James Burman of Basketball. I can dribble, shoot, the works. There will be no evidence provided. Thank you.

I hope it makes up for being terrible at posting.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

only marfans dot com


Basketball fuxking owns

e: i am poo poo at basketball

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Oct 29, 2012

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