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lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003




Hey remember to give me the thing we talked about in discord, ok?

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




No

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The deal is off, buster

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


Sure I gotta poop first though

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!



How can the donkey be small if it's also huge,OP?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


Also I just woke up like right when you posted this crazy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Also I just woke up like right when you posted this crazy

Don't trust this person

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I have two orders of business regarding lite_sleepr. Hereís the scoop: lite_sleepr likes thinking thoughts that arenít burdensome and that feel good. Thatís why he says that his scummy platoon of bigoted clinchpoops is a respected civil-rights organization. Iíve seen more plausible things scrawled on the bathroom walls in elementary schools. Given that my memoirs are clearly in defense of decency and human dignity and violate nobodyís rights, isnít it obvious that lite_sleeprís infernal jeers are a crime against morality, humanity, and civilization? Regardless of whether we consider lite_sleepr a lunatic, an evil aggressor, or whatever, this is not a question of emotionalism or antipluralism. Rather, it is a question about how lite_sleepr deeply believes that there wonít be any blowback from his threatening our core values, allegiances, and beliefs. Meanwhile, back on Earth, the truth is very simple: Teenagers who want to shock their parents sometimes maintainówith a straight faceóthat a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance. Fortunately, most parents donít fall for this fraud because they know that serving in lite_sleeprís plunderbund is nothing short of nirvana for maladroit usurersóno disagreements, no arguments, no reasoning, no thinking, no responsibility. lite_sleepr tells them what to do, and they do it. They never even consider that lite_sleepr wants to keep us helpless and afraid. While none of us need to be so fearful, we are. These fears make it difficult for us to tell lite_sleepr where he can stick it. This is why itís critical that we talk about how if youíre the type who dares to think for yourself then youíve probably already determined that heís full of an almost pathological hatred of all learning, all human dignity, all beauty, all fine and noble things. Imagine a gentleman, and you have imagined everything that lite_sleepr is not.

Is lite_sleeprís head really buried too deep in the sand to know that the rabid tone used by lite_sleepr in his criticisms clearly shows what kind of person he really is? Donít expect lite_sleepr to take the lead in answering that question. Itís far more likely that lite_sleepr will do everything in his power to obscure the fact that my cause is to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of his pontifications. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that lite_sleeprís reaction to our latest crisis diligently fulfills the first law of reactive politics. That is to say, do†something, no matter how intrusive. Issue orders. Look busy. Forget about how many years ago, I came to the then-tentative conclusion that lite_sleeprís recent attempts to wreck our country, derail our civilization, and threaten the human race with extinction may be a propaedeutic for future attempts to make incorrect leaps of logic. While there are sincerely exceptions to that rule, all these years later my conclusion is no longer tentative. In particular, if it were up to lite_sleepr, weíd all be grazing contentedly in the pasture of poststructuralism right now. Weíd be completely unaware of the fact that if you read between the lines of his conspiracy theories, youíll indubitably find that I strive to be consistent in my arguments. I canít say that Iím 100% true to this, but lite_sleeprís frequent vacillating leads me to believe that I recently received quite a bit of flak from the local commentariat for reporting that his perorations are precisely the kind of thing that will insult the intelligence, interests, and life plans of whole groups of people eventually. The criticism I received is surprising because I was merely pointing out what is generally accepted, that lite_sleepr was once confronted by someone who wanted to listen to others. He responded by emptying the meaning of such concepts as†self,†justice,†freedom, and other profundities. Such a disproportionate response suggests a psyche in action, the mindset of a person who has nursed resentments for many years within the artificial haven of a homogeneous band of spleeny Machiavellians.

With lite_sleeprís think pieces hanging over us like the Sword of Damocles, it makes sense that lite_sleepr has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter. Do you really want lite_sleepr to condone illegal activities? I think not. Last I checked, Iím sticking out my neck a bit in talking about his politics. Itís quite likely he will try to retaliate against me for my telling you that the legality of damming the flow of effective communication is obviously something for the sharp-suited legal types to look into. All I can say on the matter is that one of the things I find quite interesting is listening to other peopleís takes on things. For instance, I recently overheard some folks remark that lite_sleepr would not hesitate to twist the teaching of history to suit his dissolute purposes if he felt he could benefit from doing so. Let me end this letter with a call to action. Please join those of us who are revealing some shocking facts about lite_sleeprís revenge fantasies, and through your support we will provide you with a holistic and thematic history of lite_sleeprís raucous, fork-tongued perceptions. Together we will demonstrate conclusively that mudslinging is lite_sleeprís forte. Together we will outline lite_sleeprís troubling pattern of lying, incompetence, and carelessness.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Also I just woke up like right when you posted this crazy

Your rear end got incepted you loving mark

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


ok op it is finished

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV





WOW!!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





I don't recall being consulted on this

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe


The meats must be grilled.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!



Huge net burrito

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




I sucked off a garden trowel

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003




William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I have two orders of business regarding lite_sleepr. Hereís the scoop: lite_sleepr likes thinking thoughts that arenít burdensome and that feel good. Thatís why he says that his scummy platoon of bigoted clinchpoops is a respected civil-rights organization. Iíve seen more plausible things scrawled on the bathroom walls in elementary schools. Given that my memoirs are clearly in defense of decency and human dignity and violate nobodyís rights, isnít it obvious that lite_sleeprís infernal jeers are a crime against morality, humanity, and civilization? Regardless of whether we consider lite_sleepr a lunatic, an evil aggressor, or whatever, this is not a question of emotionalism or antipluralism. Rather, it is a question about how lite_sleepr deeply believes that there wonít be any blowback from his threatening our core values, allegiances, and beliefs. Meanwhile, back on Earth, the truth is very simple: Teenagers who want to shock their parents sometimes maintainówith a straight faceóthat a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance. Fortunately, most parents donít fall for this fraud because they know that serving in lite_sleeprís plunderbund is nothing short of nirvana for maladroit usurersóno disagreements, no arguments, no reasoning, no thinking, no responsibility. lite_sleepr tells them what to do, and they do it. They never even consider that lite_sleepr wants to keep us helpless and afraid. While none of us need to be so fearful, we are. These fears make it difficult for us to tell lite_sleepr where he can stick it. This is why itís critical that we talk about how if youíre the type who dares to think for yourself then youíve probably already determined that heís full of an almost pathological hatred of all learning, all human dignity, all beauty, all fine and noble things. Imagine a gentleman, and you have imagined everything that lite_sleepr is not.

Is lite_sleeprís head really buried too deep in the sand to know that the rabid tone used by lite_sleepr in his criticisms clearly shows what kind of person he really is? Donít expect lite_sleepr to take the lead in answering that question. Itís far more likely that lite_sleepr will do everything in his power to obscure the fact that my cause is to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of his pontifications. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that lite_sleeprís reaction to our latest crisis diligently fulfills the first law of reactive politics. That is to say, do†something, no matter how intrusive. Issue orders. Look busy. Forget about how many years ago, I came to the then-tentative conclusion that lite_sleeprís recent attempts to wreck our country, derail our civilization, and threaten the human race with extinction may be a propaedeutic for future attempts to make incorrect leaps of logic. While there are sincerely exceptions to that rule, all these years later my conclusion is no longer tentative. In particular, if it were up to lite_sleepr, weíd all be grazing contentedly in the pasture of poststructuralism right now. Weíd be completely unaware of the fact that if you read between the lines of his conspiracy theories, youíll indubitably find that I strive to be consistent in my arguments. I canít say that Iím 100% true to this, but lite_sleeprís frequent vacillating leads me to believe that I recently received quite a bit of flak from the local commentariat for reporting that his perorations are precisely the kind of thing that will insult the intelligence, interests, and life plans of whole groups of people eventually. The criticism I received is surprising because I was merely pointing out what is generally accepted, that lite_sleepr was once confronted by someone who wanted to listen to others. He responded by emptying the meaning of such concepts as†self,†justice,†freedom, and other profundities. Such a disproportionate response suggests a psyche in action, the mindset of a person who has nursed resentments for many years within the artificial haven of a homogeneous band of spleeny Machiavellians.

With lite_sleeprís think pieces hanging over us like the Sword of Damocles, it makes sense that lite_sleepr has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter. Do you really want lite_sleepr to condone illegal activities? I think not. Last I checked, Iím sticking out my neck a bit in talking about his politics. Itís quite likely he will try to retaliate against me for my telling you that the legality of damming the flow of effective communication is obviously something for the sharp-suited legal types to look into. All I can say on the matter is that one of the things I find quite interesting is listening to other peopleís takes on things. For instance, I recently overheard some folks remark that lite_sleepr would not hesitate to twist the teaching of history to suit his dissolute purposes if he felt he could benefit from doing so. Let me end this letter with a call to action. Please join those of us who are revealing some shocking facts about lite_sleeprís revenge fantasies, and through your support we will provide you with a holistic and thematic history of lite_sleeprís raucous, fork-tongued perceptions. Together we will demonstrate conclusively that mudslinging is lite_sleeprís forte. Together we will outline lite_sleeprís troubling pattern of lying, incompetence, and carelessness.

what

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009



HGB= Human Growth Bormone


is one of our beloved GBS mods dealing steroids?!?!?!?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV





Damnb you're dumb

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Sure I gotta poop first though

Shameful. The poop chair is the perfect place for posting or other forum related endeavors.

low key sex master
May 27, 2004







can't bust the krust

low key sex master fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Mar 2, 2021

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


Weka posted:

Shameful. The poop chair is the perfect place for posting or other forum related endeavors.

i told myself I wouldnt bring laptops into the bathroom anymore after... the incident

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





College Slice

im Krustin here!

Phony Horse
Oct 22, 2020




oh heck yeah

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Post Genesplicer getting dunked on lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Post Genesplicer getting dunked on lol

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




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BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






a mod who bust he own krust, a shameful mod

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