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Derpies

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




The floor is lava!

Better scoop up those feetsies and find some furniture to jump onto!!!!!

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prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




good thing I'm couch locked to a recliner, fully reclined.



nice try op

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




it's been four years since i read the thread that made the floor into lava, and i have adapted. at first it was barely a change in my life, given the pandemic. i actually started losing weight from all the jumping. my home is now a maze of ropes, and i am at peace within my web, ever warmed by the glow.


tyvm hbag

Derpies

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




prepuce repurposed posted:

good thing I'm couch locked to a recliner, fully reclined.



nice try op

Someday I will defeat you!


Heather Papps posted:

it's been four years since i read the thread that made the floor into lava, and i have adapted. at first it was barely a change in my life, given the pandemic. i actually started losing weight from all the jumping. my home is now a maze of ropes, and i am at peace within my web, ever warmed by the glow.

Glad to have helped, I bet you are saving a ton on heating costs as well.

https://giant.gfycat.com/VibrantVagueHarpyeagle.mp4

ty to PROF CROC for the tug lyfe sig. ABT NST!

Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

Lucked out in that my loafing apparel happens to be heat resistant to 2,000 kelvin


original sig do not steal

Manifisto




it's mighty inconvenient when a cold snap causes your lava pipes to freeze and then break, spilling lava everywhere

to add insult to injury, that guy out behind the 7/11 who sold me my homeowner's lava damage policy hasn't been around the last few times I've tried to visit. I hope he's okay but I really need to file a claim, at this point it is bordering on rude.


ty heather papps and luvcow

nut


prepuce repurposed posted:

good thing I'm couch locked to a recliner, fully reclined.



nice try op

wtf spoilers also i have a heating pad on the floor under my feet

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

FutonForensic



trying to stoically submerge myself in lava to do the Terminator 2 thumbs-up scene but i keep loving it up by screaming


by Khanstant

Prof. Crocodile



The good news is that I am safe on the balcony. The bad news is that I'm now stranded here. I wish I had at least brought a snack to this thread.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Derpies

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




According to mini derps my hot yellow nike shoes are "lava proof".



Good luck finding a pair they were a limited edition no one bought I got on mega clearance years ago!

Prof. Crocodile



That's quite convenient. The last time I wanted lava-proof shoes I had to race a Goron down the side of a volcano or something like that.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Manifisto




Prof. Crocodile posted:

That's quite convenient. The last time I wanted lava-proof shoes I had to race a Goron down the side of a volcano or something like that.

the best technique is homeopathic, like sprinkle a few grains of pumice in the shoes


ty heather papps and luvcow

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




a lava monster, reading this thread.

"oh no i'm so upset."


tyvm hbag

fartzilla

how disgusting

"the floor is lava" is an anagram for "oho, larva filets"

makes u think

Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

The floor is larval. This isn't even its final form.


original sig do not steal

Lincoln

Ladies.

minecraft_holmes

FLUFFERNUTTER


oh whew good thing i already sit with my feet on my chair. my cat is safe too


thanks blaise rascal!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Shows what you know, my whole house is made of lava

Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

the floor is magma but the windows are french-style & its very reasonably priced


original sig do not steal

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Finally found a solution to my ice wizard in the basement.


Q.How to stop ice wizard from screaming?

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Derpies

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




gently caress I took my shoes off now I'm trapped can someone plz bring me my lava resistant shoes all I have are these Elsa power resistant loafers

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