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Literally A Person: May 17, 2017; dissin your fly girl

# ? Mar 1, 2021 02:55

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# ? Apr 14, 2021 17:14

OMGVBFLOL: Dec 20, 2003

is that a staperl or some poo poo

# ? Mar 1, 2021 02:57

Hairy Right Hook: Sep 9, 2001; Hee to the ho

I'm an afgan voting for the taliban and the expulsion of American influence

# ? Mar 1, 2021 02:58

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

thats an a-x3 shoehorn. the 2017 revision if im not mistaken
lap knows his shoehorns

# ? Mar 1, 2021 02:58

Literally A Person: May 17, 2017; dissin your fly girl

gary oldmans diary posted:

thats an a-x3 shoehorn. the 2017 revision if im not mistaken
lap knows his shoehorns

Been hornin' since I was a wee lad with me pappy.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:01

mikerock: Oct 29, 2005

I attend a Trump Rally without a mask.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:05

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I let your mom be on top

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:06

Literally A Person: May 17, 2017; dissin your fly girl

mikerock posted:

I attend a Trump Rally without a mask.

It was nice posting with ya.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:08

Literally A Person: May 17, 2017; dissin your fly girl

Big Beef City posted:

I let your mom be on top

It's nice of you to ball on a cancer patient. They deserve love too.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:08

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

I didn't end my sentence with a punctuation in GBS in 2006

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:12

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I stride to the podium and look out at the assembled crowd. It's larger than I anticipated but I'm not nervous. I'm excited. It's time to set the record straight. I cast a quick glance at the television cameras -- my speech will be broadcast live, coast to coast. I clear my throat quietly and begin: "There is a distinct difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia..."

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:14

OMGVBFLOL: Dec 20, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I stride to the podium and look out at the assembled crowd. It's larger than I anticipated but I'm not nervous. I'm excited. It's time to set the record straight. I cast a quick glance at the television cameras -- my speech will be broadcast live, coast to coast. I clear my throat quietly and begin: "There is a distinct difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia..."

what's reckless about speaking at cpac

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:15

Jove Tone: Jan 12, 2006

I think tonight I'll have a little heroin

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:15

BIG TIT LIL NIP: Oct 5, 2005

i will fellate the yucca mountain nuclear waste repository. i will vacuum suck the mountain until it irradiates everything within a one hundred mile radius.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:15

Gramps: Dec 30, 2006

I will not separate my laundry in to white and colored. I'll just wash everything all at once I don't care if my socks are pink

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:26

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; Ultra Carp

I posted this without previewing the reply

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:43

DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.

I�m 95% sure I locked the back door but I�m not gonna get up from bed to check.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 03:55

low key sex master: May 27, 2004

I ripped a tag off a mattress once

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:40

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE: Mar 31, 2010; I do believe I may have shit my pants. I hope this accident was worth it for Lowtax' spine.

I'm gonna trust this fart

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:11

Gulluoglu: May 4, 2009

This finely-aged discolored tabletop hot sauce at Steak n Shake is going on everything

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:22

CarpenterWalrus: Mar 30, 2010; The Lazy Satanist

i peel back the protective seal of this cottage cheese. it smells like bleu cheese. i eat it all in one sitting. i know no gods or masters

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:31

Katamari Democracy: Jan 18, 2010; Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million; Wedge Regret

Hello, I am your doctor and I am going to diagnose you in the style of Sherlock Holmes.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:34

Katamari Democracy: Jan 18, 2010; Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million; Wedge Regret

Katamari Democracy posted:

Hello, I am your doctor and I am going to diagnose you in the style of Sherlock Holmes.

"Oh, that's new".

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:35

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:36

Katamari Democracy: Jan 18, 2010; Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million; Wedge Regret

"Whenever handling a firearm. Make sure to look down the barrel to see if its loaded."

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:37

Katamari Democracy: Jan 18, 2010; Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million; Wedge Regret

*A mime directing high speed traffic*

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:40

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

IM GONNA CROSS THE ROAD WITHOUT LOOKING

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:42

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020; ASK ME ABOUT HOW INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE ACTUALLY MASTER/SLAVE RELATIONSHIPS

watch me lift my child's head into this ceiling fan weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:46

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

IM HELLA DRUNK AND IM GONNA TEXT AN EX

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:50

Randabis: Apr 2, 2005

Guess this is a Randabis thread as I�ve been poster child for recklessly giving no fucks lately. Shall we dig? Lol

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:55

BIG TIT LIL NIP: Oct 5, 2005

im going to t-bag a vat of molten tin.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 06:15

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

IM NOT GONNA TURN ON MY BLINKER WHEN I TURN LEFT

# ? Mar 1, 2021 06:18

Literally A Person: May 17, 2017; dissin your fly girl

Fartington Butts posted:

IM NOT GONNA TURN ON MY BLINKER WHEN I TURN LEFT

Wow, dawg. Take it easy.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 06:21

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015

I am going to high-five a walrus.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 06:27

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

I'm gonna eat the 4 day old tuna

# ? Mar 1, 2021 06:27

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

I'm gonna get that timeshare I've been lookin' at

# ? Mar 1, 2021 06:28

Cobalt-60: Oct 11, 2016; Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.