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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


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OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


is that a staperl or some poo poo

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho


I'm an afgan voting for the taliban and the expulsion of American influence

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



thats an a-x3 shoehorn. the 2017 revision if im not mistaken
lap knows his shoehorns

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


gary oldmans diary posted:

thats an a-x3 shoehorn. the 2017 revision if im not mistaken
lap knows his shoehorns

Been hornin' since I was a wee lad with me pappy.

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005




I attend a Trump Rally without a mask.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




I let your mom be on top

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


mikerock posted:

I attend a Trump Rally without a mask.



It was nice posting with ya.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Big Beef City posted:

I let your mom be on top

It's nice of you to ball on a cancer patient. They deserve love too.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967


I didn't end my sentence with a punctuation in GBS in 2006

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I stride to the podium and look out at the assembled crowd. It's larger than I anticipated but I'm not nervous. I'm excited. It's time to set the record straight. I cast a quick glance at the television cameras -- my speech will be broadcast live, coast to coast. I clear my throat quietly and begin: "There is a distinct difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia..."

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I stride to the podium and look out at the assembled crowd. It's larger than I anticipated but I'm not nervous. I'm excited. It's time to set the record straight. I cast a quick glance at the television cameras -- my speech will be broadcast live, coast to coast. I clear my throat quietly and begin: "There is a distinct difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia..."

what's reckless about speaking at cpac

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006



I think tonight I'll have a little heroin

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






i will fellate the yucca mountain nuclear waste repository. i will vacuum suck the mountain until it irradiates everything within a one hundred mile radius.

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006





I will not separate my laundry in to white and colored. I'll just wash everything all at once I don't care if my socks are pink

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

I posted this without previewing the reply

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Iím 95% sure I locked the back door but Iím not gonna get up from bed to check.

low key sex master
May 27, 2004






I ripped a tag off a mattress once

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010

I do believe I may have shit my pants. I hope this accident was worth it for Lowtax' spine.


I'm gonna trust this fart

Gulluoglu
May 4, 2009


This finely-aged discolored tabletop hot sauce at Steak n Shake is going on everything

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist


i peel back the protective seal of this cottage cheese. it smells like bleu cheese. i eat it all in one sitting. i know no gods or masters

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

Hello, I am your doctor and I am going to diagnose you in the style of Sherlock Holmes.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

Katamari Democracy posted:

Hello, I am your doctor and I am going to diagnose you in the style of Sherlock Holmes.

"Oh, that's new".

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

"Whenever handling a firearm. Make sure to look down the barrel to see if its loaded."

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

*A mime directing high speed traffic*

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



IM GONNA CROSS THE ROAD WITHOUT LOOKING

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
ASK ME ABOUT HOW INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE ACTUALLY MASTER/SLAVE RELATIONSHIPS


watch me lift my child's head into this ceiling fan weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



IM HELLA DRUNK AND IM GONNA TEXT AN EX

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005





Guess this is a Randabis thread as Iíve been poster child for recklessly giving no fucks lately. Shall we dig? Lol

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






im going to t-bag a vat of molten tin.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



IM NOT GONNA TURN ON MY BLINKER WHEN I TURN LEFT

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Fartington Butts posted:

IM NOT GONNA TURN ON MY BLINKER WHEN I TURN LEFT

Wow, dawg. Take it easy.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



I am going to high-five a walrus.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



I'm gonna eat the 4 day old tuna

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



I'm gonna get that timeshare I've been lookin' at

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



*skips to the end of Terms and Conditions, hits YES*

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



Butt.
Sex.

Rimusutera
Oct 17, 2014


gonna ride my bike without a helmet.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




The older dog went out a while ago.
He can PROBABLY make it another hour.

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