|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2021 18:40
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 09:28 |
|
|
I'm gonna play around with Danger Mill.
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2021 21:52
|
|
|
my dog died im sad posted:I'm gonna play around with Danger Mill. Oh no, he ded.
|
|
#
?
Mar 1, 2021 23:08
|
|
|
I can definitely do a backflip on a snowboard. How hard could it be? Just like, huck it and lean back you know? -Me, pre-broken wrist
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 00:04
|
|
|
Meh, I've got another couple gallons of gas.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 04:30
|
|
|
https://i.imgur.com/0IdQ9NI.mp4
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 04:39
|
|
|
Off to make some GME puts.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 06:05
|
|
|
Today I put in a time off request into work's time off request site, sent out the heads up email to the appropriate mailing list (bcc of course), used the correct subject line jargon to signal that this email is about PTO, and updated the team calendar with the days I will be away. But get this: I DIDN'T include a reason for my time off request in the optional text box on the request site! They have NO idea, and I will never tell them. It's exhilarating.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 06:17
|
|
|
I’m going to make a career out of making GBS threads out piss and eating fecal lasagna.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 06:35
|
|
|
At important work meeting: "Uh oh, looks like a fartnado is coming!" *start spinning in circles with my arms out while letting a devastating fart rip*
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 07:22
|
|
|
strange feelings re Daisy posted:At important work meeting: It’s good, it’s pretty good, but I think I would have gone with a fartwheel. 
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 08:12
|
|
|
I didn’t take advantage of open enrollment this year. Therefore I have no health insurance. I like to live dangerously.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 08:20
|
|
|
Taking a multivitamin even though I can't remember whether I already took one earlier today.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 08:32
|
|
|
Im sukcing down a glass phial of sumac, ish got me itchy, I follow it up with a cup of cinnamon down the gullet that I proceed to puke out through my nostrils.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 09:21
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/seanbabydotcom/status/990851798863785985 edit: 
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 10:51
|
|
|
About my last post. I left my computer on last night. That tweet was destined for the lol@Trump thread. I removed it from that thread because I thought it was a bit too harsh. I went looking for pics of medium rare chicken, right clicked and saved, and came straight back here to paste without realizing Seanbaby's tweet was still on my clipboard. I skipped the uploading to imgur part entirely. Nobody is posting more recklessly than me today!
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 10:56
|
|
|
i'm gonna be sick
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 12:14
|
|
|
BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i will fellate the yucca mountain nuclear waste repository. i will vacuum suck the mountain until it irradiates everything within a one hundred mile radius. I will fellate a yucca cactus. A yucca cactus at the yucca mountain nuclear waste repository.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 12:51
|
|
|
Vladimir Putin sucks The Queen sucks All wealthy people suck Come and get me, suckers
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 12:53
|
|
|
I'm making safe and unadventurous decisions that will give me little to look back on years from now 
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 13:12
|
|
|
*preheats oven to 401°F*
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 14:25
|
|
|
*removes posting gloves*
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 14:28
|
|
|
I'll just eat this one can of delicious sardines before my date I'll brush my teeth she'll never know.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 14:46
|
|
|
1. e4 d5 
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 15:13
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 15:16
|
|
|
I drive 26 mph in a 25.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 15:17
|
|
|
gently caress it I’m borrowing money for grad school surely there won’t be two major economic crises in a decade that directly affect me
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 15:24
|
|
|
didn't wipe 
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 15:31
|
|
|
Strapping on the BALLDO raw, no lube, no shaving, fuckin RAW baby, let’s do this
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 15:35
|
|
|
DarkSoulsTantrum posted:*removes posting gloves* But your dainty digits!!??
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 16:08
|
|
|
i'm running with scissors
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 16:52
|
|
|
I'm gonna mix Soda with my cereal n milk
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 16:53
|
|
|
Literally A Person posted:But your dainty digits!!?? *turns off post preview*
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 17:05
|
|
|
now i'm crossing the street when it says don't walk
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 17:14
|
|
|
I, with subjective knowledge of the risk of harm associated with a potential course of action, nonetheless decide to engage in that course of action
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 17:53
|
|
|
*buy condoms* *rawdog* *buy Plan B for 2.5x the cost of a box of condoms* worth it.
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 18:00
|
|
|
im posting this while holding BOTH middle fingers up!!
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 18:09
|
|
|
Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I, with subjective knowledge of the risk of harm associated with a potential course of action, nonetheless decide to engage in that course of action Dude. Too far, okay?
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 18:34
|
|
|
I'm drinking store brand decaffeinated instant coffee 
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 18:36
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 09:28 |
|
|
I ate chicken fingers without sauce
|
|
#
?
Mar 2, 2021 19:07
|
|