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I don't wanna be that thing.
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Mar 1, 2021 03:02
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I did not realize that I am Albert Einstein
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Mar 1, 2021 03:04
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Sir, this is a healing process.
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Mar 1, 2021 03:05
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im gay
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Mar 1, 2021 03:13
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 Touch me Pose me Feel me
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Mar 1, 2021 04:55
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mr president!
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Mar 1, 2021 04:59
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I've repeatedly asked you not to share my dick pics.
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Mar 1, 2021 05:03
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Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds.
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Mar 1, 2021 05:04
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Mi llamo Gormp. Yo tengo un pico.
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Mar 1, 2021 05:10
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https://twitter.com/4eyes_/status/805851294292381696
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Mar 1, 2021 05:19
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"I can show you the worrrllllddddd..."
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Mar 1, 2021 05:21
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I CAN SMELL YOUR DELICIOUS ESSENCE
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Mar 1, 2021 15:12
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reckon that thing could sugg a fella the frig off how much you want fer it
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Mar 1, 2021 15:14
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shuffles along the floor, making slurping noises and leaving a disturbing trail of sluice in my wake as I shimmy towards the doggy door and out into the wild blue yonder
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Mar 1, 2021 15:28
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Smugworth posted:I CAN SMELL YOUR DELICIOUS ESSENCE
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Mar 1, 2021 15:28
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got to imagine i squeak a bit, or rustle. or both?
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Mar 1, 2021 15:29
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ITS TAPE
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Mar 1, 2021 15:29
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"shnerb"
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Mar 1, 2021 15:33
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i'm like 90% certain my mom had one of these
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Mar 1, 2021 15:33
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Dude I gave you that thing as a wedding gift, you said you loved it now it's material for a joke thread%??
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Mar 1, 2021 15:43
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Mar 1, 2021 15:55
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Mar 1, 2021 15:58
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Finally! A hundred years ago people thought nothing of putting Jr. To sleep with a nip of booze and that tradition is overdue for a comeback!
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Mar 1, 2021 16:02
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Smugworth posted:reckon that thing could sugg a fella the frig off Are you circumcised? This is important
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Mar 1, 2021 19:15
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Someone help me remember what these are called, it's my greatest regret that I never bought one while they were in stores and I need to hit up eBay.
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Mar 1, 2021 20:13
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Hi, I'm the OP's mum.
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Mar 2, 2021 08:52
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Oh yeah thats just Pudddy Da Sluttt. Idiot fuckung piece of poo poo IGNORANT OP!!!
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Mar 2, 2021 08:53
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Eyyy Im this thing and I'm having serious thoughts about switching to a different conditioner.
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Mar 2, 2021 09:11
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Eyyy Im this thing and I'm having serious thoughts about switching to a different conditioner. Maybe rhinoplasty. I mean, I know it seems vain but I"m finally ready.
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Mar 2, 2021 15:30
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MY GOO... MY PRECIOUS GOO...
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Mar 2, 2021 15:56
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Jen... heal the Dark Crystal
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Mar 2, 2021 16:04
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Knormal posted:
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Mar 2, 2021 16:35
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insane how nobody in this thread has worked out how to turn on their monitors yet
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Mar 2, 2021 17:44
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Literally A Person posted:Maybe rhinoplasty. I mean, I know it seems vain but I"m finally ready. Eyyy Im this thing and I'm looking up the word rhinoplastry now!
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Mar 2, 2021 18:06
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"Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me."
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i imagine that thing makes a kind of MREEEEEKEKEKEKEKKEE kind of noise
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