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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl












Please, this is not how a body is shaped. I am in constant pain. Please. Please help me.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



I don't wanna be that thing.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




I did not realize that I am Albert Einstein

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019







Sir, this is a healing process.

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


im gay

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001





Touch me
Pose me
Feel me

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





mr president!

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

I've repeatedly asked you not to share my dick pics.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds.

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Mi llamo Gormp. Yo tengo un pico.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.



https://twitter.com/4eyes_/status/805851294292381696

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright


"I can show you the worrrllllddddd..."

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.





I CAN SMELL YOUR DELICIOUS ESSENCE

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.





reckon that thing could sugg a fella the frig off

how much you want fer it

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler


shuffles along the floor, making slurping noises and leaving a disturbing trail of sluice in my wake as I shimmy towards the doggy door and out into the wild blue yonder

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Smugworth posted:

I CAN SMELL YOUR DELICIOUS ESSENCE

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006



got to imagine i squeak a bit, or rustle. or both?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



ITS TAPE

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight


"shnerb"

low key sex master
May 27, 2004






i'm like 90% certain my mom had one of these

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Dude I gave you that thing as a wedding gift, you said you loved it now it's material for a joke thread%??

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!





R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

Stay Out of the Basement


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Finally! A hundred years ago people thought nothing of putting Jr. To sleep with a nip of booze and that tradition is overdue for a comeback!

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.



Smugworth posted:

reckon that thing could sugg a fella the frig off

how much you want fer it

Are you circumcised? This is important

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Someone help me remember what these are called, it's my greatest regret that I never bought one while they were in stores and I need to hit up eBay.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Hi, I'm the OP's mum.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Oh yeah thats just Pudddy Da Sluttt. Idiot fuckung piece of poo poo IGNORANT OP!!!

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 6 minutes!


Eyyy Im this thing and I'm having serious thoughts about switching to a different conditioner.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Eyyy Im this thing and I'm having serious thoughts about switching to a different conditioner.

Maybe rhinoplasty. I mean, I know it seems vain but I"m finally ready.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

Beachside!


MY GOO... MY PRECIOUS GOO...

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.


Jen... heal the Dark Crystal

Valko
Sep 17, 2015


Knormal posted:


Touch me
Pose me
Feel me
Kill me

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Switches Set



Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




insane how nobody in this thread has worked out how to turn on their monitors yet

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 6 minutes!


Literally A Person posted:

Maybe rhinoplasty. I mean, I know it seems vain but I"m finally ready.

Eyyy Im this thing and I'm looking up the word rhinoplastry now!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"


"Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me."

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

i imagine that thing makes a kind of MREEEEEKEKEKEKEKKEE kind of noise

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