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alexandriao: "What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

i have a plan to sell you for one million dollar but if you implement it you will get billion dollar in return guaranteed patent pending

# ? Mar 1, 2021 07:20

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# ? Apr 14, 2021 07:02

alexandriao: "What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

i can tell you but only if you agree not to sell this idea or tell anyone else who is writing a book

# ? Mar 1, 2021 07:21

alexandriao: "What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

because they will steal my book and get billion dollar and then we will not get billion dollar and will be sad

# ? Mar 1, 2021 07:21

Manifisto

sorry op I already bought this "plan" and what I received was one billion doll hairs. I tried to set up a doll wig factory with them but I promptly got shut down by Big Wig. (Little Big Wig to be precise, regular Big Wig is for regular wigs.)

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# ? Mar 1, 2021 08:17

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Manifisto posted:

sorry op I already bought this "plan" and what I received was one billion doll hairs. I tried to set up a doll wig factory with them but I promptly got shut down by Big Wig. (Little Big Wig to be precise, regular Big Wig is for regular wigs.)

How many wigs could big wig wig, if a big wig could wig bigs?

Answer: I don't know, maybe 3, but watership down is still, like, a great book that taught me a lot about the cruelties of man and the world, and yet with the love that binds us we can overcome and you know what I think that was very valuable growing up, despite the horrible things it conveyed.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 12:48

Gramps

where do i send my bitcoins

# ? Mar 1, 2021 15:28

alexandriao: "What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

Manifisto posted:

sorry op I already bought this "plan" and what I received was one billion doll hairs. I tried to set up a doll wig factory with them but I promptly got shut down by Big Wig. (Little Big Wig to be precise, regular Big Wig is for regular wigs.)

im sorry friend but my plan is only to do with writers and writing people and i dont really understand who you bought that from but i am unhappy that they ripped you ofd

# ? Mar 1, 2021 17:30

alexandriao: "What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

ok so my idea is a bit tricky to explain but i will try to explain my idea and then we will get billion dollar and be happy so my idea is this and the idea is that you as a character to the book you are writing named Alexandria that can do a lot of cool things including breaking the fourth wall (because she is very strong and had big muscles and infinity strength like they measures it and the dial broke) and can even have the special power of tying shoelaces which nobody else can do because it's set in the past so nobody aside from boat people knows how to tie knots and maybe they are really impressed that she knows how to tie knots adn a guy who is a ship person walks past and say s that is the best knot i have ever seen hands down. also she could ve vert depressed like a sleeping dragon except instead of money she has girls and she just sleeps on top of them but also she is rich and powerful too so she just appears and gives the main character ten dollars and tells the audience that thats their book purchase and the audience or reader laugh at that and are happy which makes them want to recommend jt to their friends and say "hey this is a good book but yoy hsve to buy it to get the joke". i think that would be a cool idea and it gusratee get you big money profits next day after selling book but please dont steal it because it is my original jdea patent pending

# ? Mar 1, 2021 17:31

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

alexandriao posted:

ok so my idea is a bit tricky to explain but i will try to explain my idea and then we will get billion dollar and be happy so my idea is this and the idea is that you as a character to the book you are writing named Alexandria that can do a lot of cool things including breaking the fourth wall (because she is very strong and had big muscles and infinity strength like they measures it and the dial broke) and can even have the special power of tying shoelaces which nobody else can do because it's set in the past so nobody aside from boat people knows how to tie knots and maybe they are really impressed that she knows how to tie knots adn a guy who is a ship person walks past and say s that is the best knot i have ever seen hands down. also she could ve vert depressed like a sleeping dragon except instead of money she has girls and she just sleeps on top of them but also she is rich and powerful too so she just appears and gives the main character ten dollars and tells the audience that thats their book purchase and the audience or reader laugh at that and are happy which makes them want to recommend jt to their friends and say "hey this is a good book but yoy hsve to buy it to get the joke". i think that would be a cool idea and it gusratee get you big money profits next day after selling book but please dont steal it because it is my original jdea patent pending

I do the idea (?)

Yes!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 17:52

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# ? Mar 1, 2021 18:28

alnilam: Posting in the springtime

alexandriao posted:

ok so my idea is a bit tricky to explain but i will try to explain my idea and then we will get billion dollar and be happy so my idea is this and the idea is that you as a character to the book you are writing named Alexandria that can do a lot of cool things including breaking the fourth wall (because she is very strong and had big muscles and infinity strength like they measures it and the dial broke) and can even have the special power of tying shoelaces which nobody else can do because it's set in the past so nobody aside from boat people knows how to tie knots and maybe they are really impressed that she knows how to tie knots adn a guy who is a ship person walks past and say s that is the best knot i have ever seen hands down. also she could ve vert depressed like a sleeping dragon except instead of money she has girls and she just sleeps on top of them but also she is rich and powerful too so she just appears and gives the main character ten dollars and tells the audience that thats their book purchase and the audience or reader laugh at that and are happy which makes them want to recommend jt to their friends and say "hey this is a good book but yoy hsve to buy it to get the joke". i think that would be a cool idea and it gusratee get you big money profits next day after selling book but please dont steal it because it is my original jdea patent pending

Charge an extra $10 for the book and then include a $10 bill inside the book on that page really break the fourth wall physically BOOM also ask the readers to use the

to buy an account here and post with us in byob about the cool muscle girl

# ? Mar 1, 2021 18:35

alexandriao: "What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

alnilam posted:

Charge an extra $10 for the book and then include a $10 bill inside the book on that page really break the fourth wall physically BOOM also ask the readers to use the to buy an account here and post with us in byob about the cool muscle girl

YES GOOD PLAN

# ? Mar 1, 2021 19:16