If you create 100 threads in 1 day, 1 of them is bound to land!

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.

Just by sure odds and luck. If you create 100 threads in 1 day, 1 of them is most certainly going to land and be a funny one!

Well unless you're Literally A Person, in which case the only place your threads will land is the

chamber

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Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

If you made 1 thread in 100 years... Well, why don't you try it and find out?

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BALLS DILDO: Dec 27, 2007; there can be no true peace if you enjoy using the computer

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Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

bound to land, cemetery land, more like

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Meredith Baxter-Burnout: Jul 4, 2003; It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.

Posting in a Literally A Person call-out thread.

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Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Posting in a Literally A Person call-out thread.

i would like a free LAP dance please

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Tace Vim: Oct 13, 2005

it's a numbers game

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

monkeys on a typewriter except the typewriter is a cheap phone and the monkey has crippling personality defects

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My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

well so far it sure as hell isn't this one

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.

My Lovely Horse posted:

well so far it sure as hell isn't this one

Well maybe this is the one Morpheus.

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Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Slick Goku Baby more like Bitch Jealous Baby lololol

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low key sex master: May 27, 2004

I have never made a thread in my entire posting career on the internet and no way in hell I'm starting now

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Jandipoo: Mar 28, 2008; I am the great Cornholio!

So when can we expect a good one from you?

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oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Define "land"

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COMPAGNIE TOMMY: Jan 24, 2016; If you can look into the seeds of time, and say which grain will grow and which will not...

Just do what Franco/Spanish Manlove did and close popular threads and then start "new" "official" ones to house all discussion of the topic

and for ones you don't like, just gas em and forget em!