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deep dish peat moss

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



A sixth-level Skeleton Cleric would have the following spells memorized in order to best support its party:

Crack Knuckles (Mass)
Grease
Skeleton Key [not a spell just a thing they can do with their fingers]
Flesh to Bone
Cast of Mending
Hold Person [not a spell just a way they express love]

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Timelord



how do you think a skeleton feels holding a cleric's mace? does it fear the very weapon it wields?

biosterous






if they're worshiping a god with the Violence domain then they've probably got Ray of Teeth ready to go at all times

v few enemies expect to be pelted by a constant stream of molars and incisors


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biosterous






they can't cast the version with canine fangs until level 13


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Prurient Squid

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Pray (to Skeleton God)
Grow (Extra Bone)

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.



create water

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


I thought skeletons could only say "nyaaah" and crumble into piles of bones-I guess I am learning not to judge skeletons so harshly now, thanks op

Luvcow




some skeletons have a very "jacked" and muscular physique like famous skeleton guy skeletor

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


If I was a skeleton cleric I'd cast wonderful spells like Aura of Vitality or Spiritual Weapon.

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


but of course i'd spend most of my time just volunteering in the community (skeleton community)

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blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


Deathspike
Eldritch Gateway
Shadowform
Decay
Soul Harvest
Summon Swarm
Corpse Bomb
Steal Breath
Toxic Aura


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

nut


so you're uh..the king, i guess? The King and somehow you gotta be the one pumping the fun? Hm, no no, it's cool. I'm impressed, really...

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Prurient Squid

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Generate Flesh Camoflage (Charisma +5)

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Bone Flute [enchantment]

sk

(ヤイケス!)




Prurient Squid posted:

Grow (Extra Bone)

Jaguars!




Comfort parishoner
Lead Hymn
Improve Skele-dance choreography

Stoner Sloth



Tasha's Hideous Boner (enchantment)


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Repel Dog

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Create Broth

Ass-penny



Stoner Sloth posted:

Tasha's Hideous Boner (enchantment)

Ass-penny



If I were a skeleton cleric I'd probably memorize Bone Home which creates an opaque 3 meter diameter sphere that only skeletons can enter. Inside of the sphere you can see out normally, and are immune to any effects outside of the sphere. The "home" lasts for 12 hours.

Probably also keep Cure Bones on deck, and Create Tacos and Margaritas in case I need to bless a marriage or baptize some school children.

Prurient Squid

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Generate Ball (Ambiguous)

Goblin Craft



Dislocate - instantly teleport something 1 cm

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Turn Undead...on

Flavius Aetass


This avatar should not be read as endorsing any violence against women, only the destruction of the United States of America.


well cure light wounds i would think. probably was part of a few parties in the past that could've used that instead of zone of bones or whatever

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Flesh-to-Calcium

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I really like Bone Home by the way. But I just imagine it as like a super comfy pocket dimension where Skeletons can just chill and take a breather.

Manifisto




Bigby's Bulbous Knuckles
generate bone spurs (+3 to draft deferment)
liberate skeleton (from fleshy body)
them dry bones (connect any target's bone to any other bone, then hear the word of the lord)


ty heather papps and luvcow

Android Blues



Android Blues



Clacklehome's Scoliotic Supplement

Cure Light Scuffs

Protection from Good and Osteoarthritis

Android Blues



Fingerdance's Synthetic Lung

Comprehend Non-Shriek and Clatter-based Languages

Android Blues



the skeleton cleric knows Command, a standard cleric spell, but since they can only scream and clatter all their Commands wind up being (in effect) Cause Lesser Screaming and Clattering

Stoner Sloth



Summon Barrel


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Nosfereefer



Stoner Sloth posted:

Summon Barrel

Dip Viscous



Club and rear end to Crossbow

istewart
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20th level Skeleton Cleric would be running Marrow Transplant for sure

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Raise Dread

Stoner Sloth



Humerus Response - grants the skeleton cleric an additional arm that will defend and counter automatically against attacking opponents in melee range

Knight Femur - conjures a holy bone club for the cleric or one of their allies, this weapon deals additional damage in the hands of a skeletal paladin (or skeledin)

Blessed Scapula - enchants a protective sacramental garment from the cleric's shoulders


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PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


Burst Out Of Barrel, Creep Out Of Casket, Sarcophagus Slumbers, Summon Archer (skeletal)

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

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Tickle Funnybone

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