Spells that a sixth level Skeleton Cleric would have memorized

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A sixth-level Skeleton Cleric would have the following spells memorized in order to best support its party:

Crack Knuckles (Mass)
Grease
Skeleton Key [not a spell just a thing they can do with their fingers]
Flesh to Bone
Cast of Mending
Hold Person [not a spell just a way they express love]

# ? Mar 1, 2021 12:56

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# ? Apr 14, 2021 16:25

Timelord

how do you think a skeleton feels holding a cleric's mace? does it fear the very weapon it wields?

# ? Mar 1, 2021 13:41

biosterous

if they're worshiping a god with the Violence domain then they've probably got Ray of Teeth ready to go at all times

v few enemies expect to be pelted by a constant stream of molars and incisors

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# ? Mar 1, 2021 13:49

biosterous

they can't cast the version with canine fangs until level 13

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# ? Mar 1, 2021 13:50

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Pray (to Skeleton God)
Grow (Extra Bone)

# ? Mar 1, 2021 15:33

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Prurient Squid posted:

create water

# ? Mar 1, 2021 16:36

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

I thought skeletons could only say "nyaaah" and crumble into piles of bones-I guess I am learning not to judge skeletons so harshly now, thanks op

# ? Mar 1, 2021 16:49

Luvcow

some skeletons have a very "jacked" and muscular physique like famous skeleton guy skeletor

# ? Mar 1, 2021 17:24

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If I was a skeleton cleric I'd cast wonderful spells like Aura of Vitality or Spiritual Weapon.

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# ? Mar 1, 2021 18:04

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas.

but of course i'd spend most of my time just volunteering in the community (skeleton community)

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# ? Mar 1, 2021 18:05

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Deathspike
Eldritch Gateway
Shadowform
Decay
Soul Harvest
Summon Swarm
Corpse Bomb
Steal Breath
Toxic Aura

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Mar 1, 2021 18:22

nut

so you're uh..the king, i guess? The King and somehow you gotta be the one pumping the fun? Hm, no no, it's cool. I'm impressed, really...

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# ? Mar 1, 2021 20:24

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Generate Flesh Camoflage (Charisma +5)

# ? Mar 1, 2021 20:38

Finger Prince: "I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)

Bone Flute [enchantment]

# ? Mar 1, 2021 21:35

sk: (ヤイケス!)

Prurient Squid posted:

Grow (Extra Bone)

# ? Mar 1, 2021 21:42

Jaguars!

Comfort parishoner
Lead Hymn
Improve Skele-dance choreography

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:14

Stoner Sloth

Tasha's Hideous Boner (enchantment)

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# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:30

google THIS

Repel Dog

# ? Mar 2, 2021 01:27

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Create Broth

# ? Mar 2, 2021 01:42

Ass-penny

Stoner Sloth posted:

Tasha's Hideous Boner (enchantment)

# ? Mar 2, 2021 02:33

Ass-penny

If I were a skeleton cleric I'd probably memorize Bone Home which creates an opaque 3 meter diameter sphere that only skeletons can enter. Inside of the sphere you can see out normally, and are immune to any effects outside of the sphere. The "home" lasts for 12 hours.

Probably also keep Cure Bones on deck, and Create Tacos and Margaritas in case I need to bless a marriage or baptize some school children.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 02:40

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Generate Ball (Ambiguous)

# ? Mar 2, 2021 02:50

Goblin Craft

Dislocate - instantly teleport something 1 cm

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:41

Finger Prince: "I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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Turn Undead...on

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:15

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well cure light wounds i would think. probably was part of a few parties in the past that could've used that instead of zone of bones or whatever

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:59

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Flesh-to-Calcium

# ? Mar 2, 2021 11:31

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I really like Bone Home by the way. But I just imagine it as like a super comfy pocket dimension where Skeletons can just chill and take a breather.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 13:12

Manifisto

Bigby's Bulbous Knuckles
generate bone spurs (+3 to draft deferment)
liberate skeleton (from fleshy body)
them dry bones (connect any target's bone to any other bone, then hear the word of the lord)

ty heather papps and luvcow

# ? Mar 2, 2021 14:18

Android Blues

google THIS posted:

Repel Dog

# ? Mar 2, 2021 14:22

Android Blues

Clacklehome's Scoliotic Supplement

Cure Light Scuffs

Protection from Good and Osteoarthritis

# ? Mar 2, 2021 14:27

Android Blues

Fingerdance's Synthetic Lung

Comprehend Non-Shriek and Clatter-based Languages

# ? Mar 2, 2021 14:28

Android Blues

the skeleton cleric knows Command, a standard cleric spell, but since they can only scream and clatter all their Commands wind up being (in effect) Cause Lesser Screaming and Clattering

# ? Mar 2, 2021 14:32

Stoner Sloth

Summon Barrel

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# ? Mar 2, 2021 15:27

Nosfereefer

Stoner Sloth posted:

Summon Barrel

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:50

Dip Viscous

Club and rear end to Crossbow

# ? Mar 2, 2021 23:08

istewart: note: is not an Apple product

20th level Skeleton Cleric would be running Marrow Transplant for sure

# ? Mar 3, 2021 02:40

Finger Prince: "I think he's watching us..."

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Raise Dread

# ? Mar 3, 2021 05:30

Stoner Sloth

Humerus Response - grants the skeleton cleric an additional arm that will defend and counter automatically against attacking opponents in melee range

Knight Femur - conjures a holy bone club for the cleric or one of their allies, this weapon deals additional damage in the hands of a skeletal paladin (or skeledin)

Blessed Scapula - enchants a protective sacramental garment from the cleric's shoulders

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# ? Mar 3, 2021 06:39

PHIZ KALIFA: ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

Burst Out Of Barrel, Creep Out Of Casket, Sarcophagus Slumbers, Summon Archer (skeletal)

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# ? Mar 3, 2021 19:48

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# ? Apr 14, 2021 16:25

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Tickle Funnybone

# ? Mar 4, 2021 21:45

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