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deep dish peat moss

A sixth-level Skeleton Cleric would have the following spells memorized in order to best support its party:

Crack Knuckles (Mass)
Grease
Skeleton Key [not a spell just a thing they can do with their fingers]
Flesh to Bone
Cast of Mending
Hold Person [not a spell just a way they express love]

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Timelord

how do you think a skeleton feels holding a cleric's mace? does it fear the very weapon it wields?

biosterous




if they're worshiping a god with the Violence domain then they've probably got Ray of Teeth ready to go at all times

v few enemies expect to be pelted by a constant stream of molars and incisors



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biosterous




they can't cast the version with canine fangs until level 13



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Prurient Squid

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Pray (to Skeleton God)
Grow (Extra Bone)

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

create water

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??
I thought skeletons could only say "nyaaah" and crumble into piles of bones-I guess I am learning not to judge skeletons so harshly now, thanks op

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
some skeletons have a very "jacked" and muscular physique like famous skeleton guy skeletor

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
If I was a skeleton cleric I'd cast wonderful spells like Aura of Vitality or Spiritual Weapon.





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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
but of course i'd spend most of my time just volunteering in the community (skeleton community)





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blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
Deathspike
Eldritch Gateway
Shadowform
Decay
Soul Harvest
Summon Swarm
Corpse Bomb
Steal Breath
Toxic Aura


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

nut

so you're uh..the king, i guess? The King and somehow you gotta be the one pumping the fun? Hm, no no, it's cool. I'm impressed, really...

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Generate Flesh Camoflage (Charisma +5)

Finger Prince


Bone Flute [enchantment]

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Prurient Squid posted:

Grow (Extra Bone)

Jaguars!


Comfort parishoner
Lead Hymn
Improve Skele-dance choreography

Stoner Sloth

Tasha's Hideous Boner (enchantment)







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Repel Dog

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Create Broth

Ass-penny

Stoner Sloth posted:

Tasha's Hideous Boner (enchantment)

Ass-penny

If I were a skeleton cleric I'd probably memorize Bone Home which creates an opaque 3 meter diameter sphere that only skeletons can enter. Inside of the sphere you can see out normally, and are immune to any effects outside of the sphere. The "home" lasts for 12 hours.

Probably also keep Cure Bones on deck, and Create Tacos and Margaritas in case I need to bless a marriage or baptize some school children.

Prurient Squid

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Generate Ball (Ambiguous)

Winifred Madgers

Dislocate - instantly teleport something 1 cm

Finger Prince


Turn Undead...on

Flavius Aetass
well cure light wounds i would think. probably was part of a few parties in the past that could've used that instead of zone of bones or whatever

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Flesh-to-Calcium

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I really like Bone Home by the way. But I just imagine it as like a super comfy pocket dimension where Skeletons can just chill and take a breather.

Manifisto


Bigby's Bulbous Knuckles
generate bone spurs (+3 to draft deferment)
liberate skeleton (from fleshy body)
them dry bones (connect any target's bone to any other bone, then hear the word of the lord)


ty nesamdoom!

Android Blues

Android Blues

Clacklehome's Scoliotic Supplement

Cure Light Scuffs

Protection from Good and Osteoarthritis

Android Blues

Fingerdance's Synthetic Lung

Comprehend Non-Shriek and Clatter-based Languages

Android Blues

the skeleton cleric knows Command, a standard cleric spell, but since they can only scream and clatter all their Commands wind up being (in effect) Cause Lesser Screaming and Clattering

Stoner Sloth

Summon Barrel







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Nosfereefer

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Stoner Sloth posted:

Summon Barrel

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Dip Viscous


Club and rear end to Crossbow

istewart

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

20th level Skeleton Cleric would be running Marrow Transplant for sure

Finger Prince


Raise Dread

Stoner Sloth

Humerus Response - grants the skeleton cleric an additional arm that will defend and counter automatically against attacking opponents in melee range

Knight Femur - conjures a holy bone club for the cleric or one of their allies, this weapon deals additional damage in the hands of a skeletal paladin (or skeledin)

Blessed Scapula - enchants a protective sacramental garment from the cleric's shoulders







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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
Burst Out Of Barrel, Creep Out Of Casket, Sarcophagus Slumbers, Summon Archer (skeletal)

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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Tickle Funnybone

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