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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Vinestalk posted:

I'm here for the twilight of my discontent. Please, Silver. Deliver unto the Pistons a pick that will ascend us from the Stygian depths we've wallowed in for far too long.

I also hope this happiness 4 u

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Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

chilihead posted:

Sorry dude,it's the curse of drafting Darko.
Should have drafted Melo.

Or anyone else that went in the lottery that year

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
https://twitter.com/Harrison_Grimm/status/1366552484710342656?s=20
shake

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

chilihead posted:

Sorry dude,it's the curse of drafting Darko.
Should have drafted Melo.

Given that the pistons had the seventh pick not sure how theyd get lamelo. However now that detroit has future allstar killian hayes if they land the #1 pick they can't draft cade- skills overlap!!!!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Vinestalk posted:

I'm here for the twilight of my discontent. Please, Silver. Deliver unto the Pistons a pick that will ascend us from the Stygian depths we've wallowed in for far too long.

sorry this is what you all get for bill laimbeer

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Algund Eenboom posted:

Given that the pistons had the seventh pick not sure how theyd get lamelo. However now that detroit has future allstar killian hayes if they land the #1 pick they can't draft cade- skills overlap!!!!

E: nevermind, misread

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the NBA should extend the three point line so there's a tiny amount of space, like half of a NBA player's foot between the sideline and the arc so they have to sort of prance around on their tippy toes if they want to take corner threes.

R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Mar 2, 2021

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
Sam is losing his mind and it's hilarious.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Imagine how good the bulls will be when coby reaches Payne level

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
been posting in the feb thread lol. the circles under rocket coach's eyes, yeesh. hard times

EDIT: this is also not a march gdt, apparently

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

verbal enema posted:

I also hope this happiness 4 u

Thank you, my fellow NBA central posting comrade. We have both seen better days and they will surely be ahead of us.

R.D. Mangles posted:

sorry this is what you all get for bill laimbeer

Everybody in the NBA got a glass house. The bulls just have a garbage bin out front with a punch clock sticking out of it.

chilihead posted:

Sorry dude,it's the curse of drafting Darko.
Should have drafted Melo.

We just wanted our own Dirk!! (Foreshadowing for the Mavs crushing us)

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan
This is funny, especially in 2021:

https://twitter.com/_Andrew_Lopez/status/1366592042630078465?s=19

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Zion is so loving good

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


Lol imagine being the last Jazz team who did that I bet those guys are a bunch of embarrassing losers, lol playing for this awful Jazz team in 1996, the 1996 Jazz must be the worst team in the history of basketball

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Zion wasn't playing like this before Steven Adams came over. We all can thank kiwi for his rise

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

DC Murderverse posted:

Lol imagine being the last Jazz team who did that I bet those guys are a bunch of embarrassing losers, lol playing for this awful Jazz team in 1996, the 1996 Jazz must be the worst team in the history of basketball

They couldn't even beat the 1996 Sonics in the playoffs

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Please be prepared for my future, post-overtime angry posting about kyrie irving

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan
https://twitter.com/WillGuillory/status/1366593061195837443?s=19

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

Algund Eenboom posted:

Please be prepared for my future, post-overtime angry posting about kyrie irving

Holy poo poo I can't believe the Nets allowed OT

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Metapod posted:

Zion wasn't playing like this before Steven Adams came over. We all can thank kiwi for his rise

Adams really seemed like a great fit as a guy to do the dirty work and let Zion be Zion

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan

The Glumslinger posted:

Adams really seemed like a great fit as a guy to do the dirty work and let Zion be Zion

I like his screens that take out two defenders.

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Algund Eenboom posted:

Please be prepared for my future, post-overtime angry posting about kyrie irving

Never mind

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Metapod posted:

Imagine how good the bulls will be when coby reaches Payne level

You better watch it mister

OH WORD SON
Apr 21, 2006
Year of the dunk

https://streamable.com/58ykaq

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

I watch footage like that they way an indoor cat looks out the window at a life and experience it can never have.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Year of the Dunk and top shot is selling expensive gifs of loving Otto Porter jumpers

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

jesus fcuking chris

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Neat

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1366625167619854340?s=21

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

The technological singularity is best represented by LeBron in video games

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Vince Carter Played Twenty Two Seasons In The NBA! This Man Should Be In The Hall Of Fame!

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/bballbreakdown/status/1366624423571193858?s=19

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

https://twitter.com/TheHoopCentral/status/1366634328600449025?s=20

Telling Donovan Mitchell he sucks poo poo is constructive criticism

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Nate McMillan is almost guaranteed to have a better record than Lloyd Pierce, right? Bogdan son of Bogdan was hurt a ton of time, a bunch of their wing depth has been hurt, their defense could get better because Nate is better at coaching defense than most guys, and maybe they could get a bit more connected with more minutes together.

https://www.basketball-reference.com/teams/ATL/2021.html
Look at this roster. You'd think Clint could help more, since he's such a versatile switchy center, but if you just pass out of the switch to 3 of the guys being guarded by minus defenders, I guess it doesn't really matter.

Just fishing in the dark here, I have always respected Nate as a coach, he seems to get tangible results

BWV
Feb 24, 2005



I really hope he told him to Stay Me7o.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Are the hugging police going to arrest them for uni swapping?

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan
https://twitter.com/PelicansNBA/status/1366569952287748099?s=20

https://twitter.com/PelicansNBA/status/1366575634311340033?s=20

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!



I didn’t get to watch it, did any of gobert’s five blocks come against Zion or was he swatting there rest of the team?

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

big boi posted:

https://twitter.com/TheHoopCentral/status/1366634328600449025?s=20

Telling Donovan Mitchell he sucks poo poo is constructive criticism

https://www.espn.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/7227081/shaquille-oneal-holds-little-back-new-book

quote:

O'Neal also takes issues with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. The two may share lineage in a line of great Laker centers, but in Shaq's eyes, the elder center was reluctant to share any advice or tips.

"Kareem was never around. And, whenever I did see him, he usually ignored me. The disappointing thing to me was, being in L.A. all those years and trying to fill those shoes, I would have liked to have a conversation with him ...

"He'd say hello, but I was looking for, 'Hey, do this' or 'Watch out for that.' He knew everyone was comparing me to him. He knew better than anyone what I was up against, but he gave me nothing."

:thunk:

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

lol.

Kareem also didn't have multiple TV shows and podcasts he kept going on. Shaq picked the absolute worst comparison here.

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

DeimosRising posted:

I didn’t get to watch it, did any of gobert’s five blocks come against Zion or was he swatting there rest of the team?

I think he got him like 3 times? Like literally all of their attempts were in the paint so he had a lot of opportunities, Zion got wherever he wanted to.

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