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Heather Papps: hello internet friend

"these are my grandpappies ghost callin' chains. you just can't find em like this anymore, take a listen"

*clink clink claaaaang*
_{moments pass...}

"ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooo"

"hell yeah we got one of these sonsabitches! pick up your holy water supersoaker, WE GOT A GHOST YEHAAAAAAW"

# ? Mar 1, 2021 22:51

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# ? Apr 14, 2021 16:12

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

so what makes it different from a deer blind?

i was gonna say salt but now that i think about, i guess nothing. a priest did bless it tho'.

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 1, 2021 22:52

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

smell this. genuine ghost urine - sprinkle this stuff on yerself and you'll be pullin poltergeists from here to the mason dixon

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 1, 2021 22:53

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

DARYL YOU IDIOT YOU CHAMBERED REGULAR ROUNDS.

YOU KNOW WHEN WE GO GHOST HUNTING WE NEED THE SILVER BULLETS WITH WHITE ASH.

you scared em off god dammit.

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 1, 2021 22:54

fps_nug

no this is not a racist costume I'm dressing like the ghosts to infiltrate their ranks

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:10

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

be vewwy quiet... i'm hunting ghosts!

*ghost dresses up as a sexy lady and kills me with a bomb*

Hey...... there's something awfuwwy "BOOEY" going on awound hea

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# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:22

Luvcow

fps_nug posted:

no this is not a racist costume I'm dressing like the ghosts to infiltrate their ranks

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:26

nut

women want me spectres fear me

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:28

Royal Updog: Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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As a member of ghost PETA I oppose this barbarism

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# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:32

Royal Updog: Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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Got arrested for flinging ectoplasm at the people coming out the Bed, Bath & Beyond

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# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:34

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I became a man the day I learned to skin and dress my first freshly killed ghost

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:37

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

get out of here, bigfoot dorks! this is ghost hunter country!

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:38

nut

Royal Updog posted:

Got arrested for flinging ectoplasm at the people coming out the Bed, Bath & Beyond

erring on the side of caution and throwing it on everyone when i can't confirm that they're not wearing ghost

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:38

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

QUICK THERE'S STILL SOME UN-DEATH IN THAT ONE, PUT A ROUND IN 'EM

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:50

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

How did you even taxidermy a ghost? And why did you choose that pose?

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:25

sk: (ヤイケス!)

fps_nug posted:

no this is not a racist costume I'm dressing like the ghosts to infiltrate their ranks

, officer

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:31

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Culling the weaker ghosts actually improves the health of the herd.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:40

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Well known politicians who keep making ghosts whilst hunting them; very effective techniques.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 20:34

FactsAreUseless

Ghost Bambi crying because his mom died twice.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:07

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Waited 6 days and now setting up my bivouac in front of the static filled tv.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:17

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Each of these abandoned storage units is haunted. We bid on this one right here. let's open 'er up and see if we can find the ghost!

# ? Mar 3, 2021 18:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Pretty sure this "ghost soup" is just hot water

# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:05

alnilam: Posting in the springtime

*ghost warden taps you on the shoulder* that a magnetometer you're carryin? You wouldn't be huntin ghost out of season would you

_{ty blaise rascal}

# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:17

Stoner Sloth

~~ghost~~ ~~skeleton~~ ~~ghost~~ ~~skeleton~~ ghost hunter season!

https://giant.gfycat.com/AngelicIndolentAlligatorsnappingturtle.mp4
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps and Prof Crocodile!!- ty friends!

# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:20

fps_nug

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Pretty sure this "ghost soup" is just hot water

# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:21

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

*sprays self in ghost piss to cover my human smell*

thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!

another Barking Gecko masterpiece

# ? Mar 3, 2021 21:59

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

sir please, i don't know what "ghost skin" is, you need to put on some pants

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 3, 2021 22:01

Royal Updog: Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

the emperor has no ghosts

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# ? Mar 3, 2021 22:11

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Ghost Dundee: naked Australian with big vacuum cleaner

# ? Mar 4, 2021 02:01

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

dad... i'm sorry i can't. i looked at the ghost in the eyes and... I CAN'T

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 4, 2021 02:14

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Heather Papps posted:

dad... i'm sorry i can't. i looked at the ghost in the eyes and... I CAN'T

That guys has rabies, son, it has to be done.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 03:43

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

Buttchocks posted:

That guys has rabies, son, it has to be done.

*nods, and pulls the silver tipped ash shafted arrow back*

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 4, 2021 03:57

Gramps

i used to do live sound at a little café that was haunted. the ghost would turn lights off and throw stuff. it was neat

# ? Mar 4, 2021 03:57

Stoner Sloth

RickRogers posted:

Ghost Dundee: naked Australian with big vacuum cleaner

G'day mate

https://giant.gfycat.com/AngelicIndolentAlligatorsnappingturtle.mp4
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps and Prof Crocodile!!- ty friends!

# ? Mar 4, 2021 04:39

Royal Updog: Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

Harassing ghouls for the benefit of Australian television

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# ? Mar 4, 2021 04:46

Royal Updog: Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

the holy cross seems to piss him right off. now i'm gonna shake him by the arse for a bit

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# ? Mar 4, 2021 04:48

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

Royal Updog posted:

the holy cross seems to piss him right off. now i'm gonna shake him by the arse for a bit

it seems this poltergeist was once a rebel soldier in the civil war. let's piss on this dumb flag, see if it sets 'em off!

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 4, 2021 16:47

Twenty Four

*intentionally crosses the streams just to see what will happen*

# ? Mar 4, 2021 18:13

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# ? Apr 14, 2021 16:12

Heather Papps: hello internet friend

scattering lego pieces about peoples houses, waiting for a ghost to appear

tyvm hbag

# ? Mar 6, 2021 02:35

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