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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/MacMallyMMA/status/1366580466543779840
I laughed :frogbon:

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/bisping/status/1366907738672959490
https://twitter.com/bisping/status/1366907950174932992
:3:

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

TIL luke rockhold and I have the same name for our pets

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/Shak_Fu/status/1367519151472877569?s=20

Given his history with COVID I'm guessing he was beefin with someone who wasn't following mask policies and not the other way around, but still lol

edit: nvm, cant give this guy benefit of the doubt

cody's ig posted:

"Got kicked off because my 2-year-old son wouldn’t put his mask over his face. This coward flight attendant hid his bitch rear end in the bathroom."

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

ilmucche posted:

So i don't jump in and spoil myself, why are there 900+ new posts in the gdt and how can I watch the related matches without spoilers?

You're confused why there could be shitload of posts in a very big, 3-title fight card, you're asking why but you also don't want us to tell you what happened so you don't spoil yourself and lastly you also want us to link you things that are against the rules here. Dawg.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Digital Jedi posted:

According to Melzter Dan Hardy got himself fired from doing commentary.

Wasn't he also the one who was shouting at herb dean regarding a late stoppage last summer? He was prob already on thin ice over that since I recall that going over really, really badly with Dana

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Big john (rip), jason the hurzehog and Marc goddard are the best in the biz and almost never gently caress up from what I've seen.

I miss the mclarge huge refs cause there is something very funny to me about getting caught up watching a great bantamweight/featherweight fight until what looks like a parent intervening to throw their rowdy child off of a playset as it is stopped

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Herzog has the highest speed stat

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

SalTheBard posted:

I also dislike Goddard but I feel like that might be controversial opinion.

*points to the center of the cage*

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U5QQbfXkBY

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Brut posted:

This is a thread on a small subforum of a dead comedy website, not Twitter, so when you post sweeping accusations of people being racist here and say "ya'll" but you're actually referring to "half of UFC's fanbase", it looks real bad and antagonistic.

I'd love to assume that was unintentional and you just weren't careful with your phrasing, that's all it is, right?

I appreciate posts like these and it's why I'll post on SA forever and always despise social media giants that unevenly enforce rules whenever they feel like it with super vague reasonings (if any) for actions, etc I'm prob salty at the moment cause in the last month i've seen a lot of my fav wholesome/funny accounts get permabanned on twitter for poo poo like "spamming" or other vague violations and aren't even cited examples of what they did wrong :sigh:

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Mekchu posted:

NJ smells.
like SUCCESS

I came by to thread cause I was just thinking given the proximity of these fighters fighting, I wanted to ask if you guys think, if ngannou loses to stipe again if there is a greater than zero possibility we could see ngannou v lewis 2 lol

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/1371618339823390724?s=20
lotta people gonna die

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Why do fighters even get warnings for poo poo that could very drastically change the outcome of a fight that are definitely against the rules? Other than minor stuff like the post above which I agree with, these are professionals and the onus is on them to know the rules. I strongly agree with a post earlier that said if eyepokes were automatic point deductions, you bet your rear end they'd stop happening as much.

Tho I think I'm still just salty about the holly holm germaine de randamie fight were the piece of poo poo fighter gets not one, but two warnings for striking well after the bell

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

tattoo artist: "just your lovehandles, sir?"

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

blue footed boobie posted:

I like how they all yank her back up as if they were going to pretend she hadn’t just fainted.

Exactly what I came here to post.

Someone just fainted? Quick, let's get her immediately back on her feet and not check on her so she can fall over again!!

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Imagine being hospitalized/dying just so you can make Dana more rich

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004


This was adorable

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

JBJ currently doing all the cocaine and PEDs he possibly he can do so he can be ready for USADA to show up :D

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/1376026372607373317

0% chance this fight will ever happen

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

jesus christ every single person calls the process of a training for a fight a fight "camp". that is literally the connection.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I feel like there's a joke about batman/joker somewhere in there if volk has to keep fighting max over and over the rest of his career

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

artism posted:

whose Batman in that analogy?
volk since he keeps winning. these fights suck cause max rules, we all love max but he's such a competitor it's going to take something away from him if they just keep rematching to narrow decision losses and no doubt he knows that and would feel the same taint if he ever did beat him.

also completely unrelated, I started thinking about this clip this week again and still lmaos all around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx6H908UdW8

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Remember when they moved the entire venue for him popping on like a week's notice

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Remember when Conor and his gang injured multiple fighters, who had to scratch off the card, and gave Thug Rose new layers of anxiety, because he was mad his t-rex armed homeboy got intimidated in the hotel gym?

remember when all this happened and they used footage of their fighter criminally assaulting and injuring their other fights in the promo vids with snappy editing and musical beats so they could sell more PPVs

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

DoombatINC posted:

Remember UFC 151
just looked this up and :eyepop:

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