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I'm mailing you a gun it's a Posting Award Gun
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LAP spotted bombing SA HQ so I'd be forced to suck off the entire forums
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Mar 2, 2021 07:49
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Why does this guy think he deserves an award? He's killed before and isn't afraid to do it again
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Mar 2, 2021 07:57
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:But he's not asking for an award for being the best killer. He kills each time he posts
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Mar 2, 2021 20:40
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LAP lured me into a derelict arcade and bashed my head with a sock that was full of misshapen lumps of his musty poo poo. So generous and chonky were the veritable heaps of rear end refuse within the sock that verily, it did look like a bag of babies beaten against a ceiling fan now descending upon my bruised head and hosed up brain within. The bulbous karkbag was not filled with Hard Stuff though, and it took many blows for him to render me virtually unconscious as I garbled unintelligible pleas for him to watch my new Louis Vuitton shoes. I finally collapsed into the ball pit beneath me and in the drunken malaise of my barely conscious stupor I heard him screaming "THATS FOR ALL TTHE BOY PUDDY YOUVE BEEN FLAUNTING AROUND DRIVING ME WILD WITH LUST." I heard the chick-chick of a locking mechanism and a heavy weight swallowing up my midsection and crotch. I heard a great sigh of the most pure relief. LAP had chained my unctuous, virile boy puddy and man dilznok within a wrought iron charity cage. The bitch! He laughed as he aimlessly wandered into a night no longer so bleak and filled with the brackish waters of unfulfilled desire, The Bitch LAP had managed to forever banish the sight of my Anal Cave. For there beneath the chastity lied the pulsing of my hideous rear end in a top hat!
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Mar 2, 2021 20:52
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Yes - SHITTER OF A NASTY SHART! poo poo YOURSELF! YOU ALWAYS poo poo YOURSELF! NEVER THINKING OF A TOILET!
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Mar 8, 2021 19:19
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