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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Something nice like a plaque or cool trophy or something. Definitely a cash prize. Like, if all of you toss in $5 I could get a pretty good take. You may be asking yourself, "why does this person <-That's a little joke there lol think he deserves the highest of posting awards?" The posting Golden Globe, if you will. If you're thinking this you're obviously some kind of idiot or something. Really dumb actually. It's obvious. I can't believe what a loving rube you are.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Oh god.


It's my new posting theme.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chinatown posted:

your gonna have to take that title from me, bud

I challenge you to a Cincinnati arm wrestle. Polynesian rules.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm mailing you a gun it's a Posting Award Gun

Finally, something to replace this cumbersome penis.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

*throws crumpled up page of Gutenberg Bible at you with a little hot sauce and grease on it*

:smug:

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank....

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Jove Tone posted:

Op I just don't understand this constant need for approval. We didn't raise you this way

Do you just, like, not get my whole thing??

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
loving VALIDATE ME YOU SLIME

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

you already got that av what more could you possibly want

The dream of dreams, broham. Two avatars.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Lol ur getting the cheapest karate trophy money can by

It's "bye", doofus.

:lol:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pick posted:

posting's highest honor is my username. however i would consent to letting you and me swap usernames for 1 week with the assistance of an ad ministrator

Wow, I'm not sure what to say. This is a huge honor.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

RabbitWizard posted:

For a while I thought someone had 3 accounts. Literally an Admin for serious admin stuff, Literally a Bird for modding & being cool and Literally a Person for idiotic shitposting.

We're also literally a hog, literally a fish, and literal person.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bronze Fonz posted:




Mods please make his av aligned in the center TIA

It's....*falls to ground weeping* it's beautiful.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Master J Plus posted:

No, OP, you may not have the n-word pass.

Fine, I will settle for calling Italians Guido.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chinatown posted:

dont make me DUNK you, OP

Is...is this posting's highest honor?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

LAP lured me into a derelict arcade and bashed my head with a sock that was full of misshapen lumps of his musty poo poo. So generous and chonky were the veritable heaps of rear end refuse within the sock that verily, it did look like a bag of babies beaten against a ceiling fan now descending upon my bruised head and hosed up brain within. The bulbous karkbag was not filled with Hard Stuff though, and it took many blows for him to render me virtually unconscious as I garbled unintelligible pleas for him to watch my new Louis Vuitton shoes.
I finally collapsed into the ball pit beneath me and in the drunken malaise of my barely conscious stupor I heard him screaming "THATS FOR ALL TTHE BOY PUDDY YOUVE BEEN FLAUNTING AROUND DRIVING ME WILD WITH LUST."
I heard the chick-chick of a locking mechanism and a heavy weight swallowing up my midsection and crotch. I heard a great sigh of the most pure relief. LAP had chained my unctuous, virile boy puddy and man dilznok within a wrought iron charity cage. The bitch!
He laughed as he aimlessly wandered into a night no longer so bleak and filled with the brackish waters of unfulfilled desire, The Bitch LAP had managed to forever banish the sight of my Anal Cave.
For there beneath the chastity lied the pulsing of my hideous rear end in a top hat!

Finally! I've been waiting for part two for weeks now.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chinatown posted:

ive dunked many posters.

I await my swirlie.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

A portent of the future?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Don't front. You know.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Looks like the start to a Monthy Python sketch.

We are the knights who say 'I humbly request that I be given posting's highest honor.'

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

*queefs on your posting hand*

NOT MY MANLY POSTING HANDS!!1!!+$!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Yes - SHITTER OF A NASTY SHART!

poo poo YOURSELF! YOU ALWAYS poo poo YOURSELF! NEVER THINKING OF A TOILET!

I did once think of a bidet though.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BigBadSteve posted:

I'd vote LAP for Biggest Tosser.

Yes, I have a great arm and look fantastic in baseball trousers but thread is about me receiving posting's highest honor.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

posting as an adjective not a verb

I will cherish this post.

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