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Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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what if we joked about... dicks and balls?!

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Give us an elevator pitch for this 'dicks and balls' comedy that you speak of.

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




Buttchocks posted:

Give us an elevator pitch for this 'dicks and balls' comedy that you speak of.

sure let me just... step into... this.... SHAFT
*bursts into uncontrollable giggling for the duration of the elevator ride"


tyvm hbag

FutonForensic



this is new comedy, no-holds-barred. im talking about jokes that are going to offend everyone and please no one. it isn't anti-comedy, it's Not Comedy

Nosfereefer



stand up comedy for dogs?

Royal Updog

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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Nosfereefer posted:

stand up comedy for dogs?

sit down comedy


original sig do not steal

Nosfereefer



comedy, but set in space

fartzilla

how disgusting

the scene: madison square garden. it is sold out. the audience watches as 1000 pantsless people silently file on to the stage arranged in neat rows, then stand perfectly still. there is silence, then an ominous rumble. all 1000 performers simultaneously experience explosive diarrhea. i mean it it violently spraying around everywhere, everyone is hootin and hollerin and clapping. the performers have lost all composure and are flailing around screeching and running in a frenzy. this veritable brown fountain continues for about 5 minutes then dies down. all falls slient. the performers regain their composure. they silently file off the stage in an orderly fashion. the arena explodes into applause, and there are almost a dozen curtain calls. every man, woman, and child in the audience goes home forever changed. the performance is never repeated.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Comedy that's bone-chillingly funny

Nexein

"Donuts of
Champions"


Comedy and Balls Tour

https://giant.gfycat.com/FragrantGorgeousLeech.mp4
Spring masterpiece courtesy of Prof. Crocodile, thanks!

Horrible Butts


Reverse Crowd Work: Audience makes fun of me.

https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!

Nosfereefer



contestants are given punchlines and must make a joke within a time limit

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Chrs



knock knock

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Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



Chrs posted:

knock knock

Get a warrant

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