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Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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what if we joked about... dicks and balls?!
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Apr 14, 2021 17:54
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Give us an elevator pitch for this 'dicks and balls' comedy that you speak of.
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- Heather Papps
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Give us an elevator pitch for this 'dicks and balls' comedy that you speak of.
sure let me just... step into... this.... SHAFT
*bursts into uncontrollable giggling for the duration of the elevator ride"

tyvm hbag
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this is new comedy, no-holds-barred. im talking about jokes that are going to offend everyone and please no one. it isn't anti-comedy, it's Not Comedy
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Mar 2, 2021 21:30
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stand up comedy for dogs?
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Mar 2, 2021 21:37
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- Royal Updog
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Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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stand up comedy for dogs?
sit down comedy

original sig do not steal
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Mar 2, 2021 21:38
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comedy, but set in space
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Mar 2, 2021 21:41
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how disgusting
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the scene: madison square garden. it is sold out. the audience watches as 1000 pantsless people silently file on to the stage arranged in neat rows, then stand perfectly still. there is silence, then an ominous rumble. all 1000 performers simultaneously experience explosive diarrhea. i mean it it violently spraying around everywhere, everyone is hootin and hollerin and clapping. the performers have lost all composure and are flailing around screeching and running in a frenzy. this veritable brown fountain continues for about 5 minutes then dies down. all falls slient. the performers regain their composure. they silently file off the stage in an orderly fashion. the arena explodes into applause, and there are almost a dozen curtain calls. every man, woman, and child in the audience goes home forever changed. the performance is never repeated.
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Mar 2, 2021 21:52
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Comedy that's bone-chillingly funny
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Mar 2, 2021 21:58
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- Nexein
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"Donuts of
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Comedy and Balls Tour
https://giant.gfycat.com/FragrantGorgeousLeech.mp4
Spring masterpiece courtesy of Prof. Crocodile, thanks!
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Mar 2, 2021 22:07
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Reverse Crowd Work: Audience makes fun of me.
https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm 
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!
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Mar 2, 2021 22:10
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contestants are given punchlines and must make a joke within a time limit
hosted by drew carey
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Mar 2, 2021 22:14
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knock knock
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Mar 2, 2021 23:49
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- Teddy Thunders
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PHANTOM QUEEN

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Get a warrant
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