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matti
Mar 31, 2019


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1. this one is from lidl but it works

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matti
Mar 31, 2019


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you can also post of lighters you have lost

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Have you been huffing the fluid OP? You didn't even post a picture.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Although I lost a lidi lighter, was very upset

matti
Mar 31, 2019


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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Have you been huffing the fluid OP? You didn't even post a picture.

you can use "lighters" for a multitude of purpose:
tobacco
marihuana
dmt if you want to larp enter the void

BIG LIGHTER is also good for candles and outdoor sports

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




Found one Zippo lighter with Goku

It's just kid Goku with the power pole.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




pixaal posted:

Found one Zippo lighter with Goku

It's just kid Goku with the power pole.

youre a real sick puppy mister

matti
Mar 31, 2019


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i found this image online:

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




i 'find' lighters in my pocket after every social gathering I've ever been to. I'm that guy and I am sorry.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



My inner circle of friends used to smoke a lot of weed and a lot of lighters would go missing, so we settled on a color-based system to know which lighters belonged to who. I had red, someone else had blue, someone else had black, etc. and we'd only buy that color. Resulted in a lot fewer lost lighters.

zenintrude
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iTfoFLz5nA

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.


When I first moved to Korea, I had to live in an English teacher apartment that had hosted various randos over a decade and a half. Among the many befuddling treasures I found there (more cheap plastic food storage containers than could fit in a cabinet, so they all fell out in my face! A fridge that was unplugged and full of rotten squid! Condoms with HOLES poked in them?!?!?!) I inherited a shoebox with at least 200 dead lighters.

That's my lighter story.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


You never found a lighter. Pathetic. You'll never get into street lighter club, dork.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

People who lose their lighters are bad at smoking. A committed weed or tobacco warrior is ever vigilant when it comes to their "flame rig"

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

Stay Out of the Basement


lighters.. pathetic. i carry a spool of hemp wick with me and light it with the power of the sun. or if it's cloudy that day i light it with like a bic or whatever

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

bird/bird


I found a 7/11 lighter on the light rail the other day. I left it on a seat because I don't smoke.

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006



I have a magic wallet that sets poo poo on fire

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


I have a brass zippo with "This machine kills fascists" engraved on it.

...I didn't find it.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

*inspects Beef's lighter more closely, sees old brain matter and some skin jammed in it as well as about a dozen hatch marks*

BigSexy
Apr 21, 2020


I heard white lighters are bad luck

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



Oh hey, I found another one in my laundry.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015



My friend asked to borrow my lighter and he didn’t give it back

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006



BigSexy posted:

I heard white lighters are bad luck

Dude I'm telling you kurt Cobain and Jim Morrison both had white lighters in ther pockets!

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



Lighters and forest porn are rapidly disappearing from our society.

matti
Mar 31, 2019


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im lifetime definitely in the "more lighters borrowed than returned" camp

nuketulsa
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram



When I was in HS bic lighters lasted for like 8 months and I taped a clipping of my friends public Intoxication arrest from the local newspaper around my special bic lighter and he got mad and threw it out the car one day. It has been lost for decades at this point

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




I keep finding my partner's lighters around, they're all black though.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Have you been huffing the fluid OP? You didn't even post a picture.

The lighter is now inside his urethral opening, even if he took a picture it wouldn't be visible this is how he does his "flaming cockhole" trick at the public urinals the ones that are just big troughs.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



I have not found any lighters. I am freezing to death and wolves are eating me. P cool.

matti
Mar 31, 2019


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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The lighter is now inside his urethral opening, even if he took a picture it wouldn't be visible this is how he does his "flaming cockhole" trick at the public urinals the ones that are just big troughs.

please dont talk of my urethra

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Just found a red bic last week on the side of a nearby street after a large rainstorm. Took that sucker home and let it dry off in the sun for a few hours and bam, “new” lighter

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




1redflag posted:

Just found a red bic last week on the side of a nearby street after a large rainstorm. Took that sucker home and let it dry off in the sun for a few hours and bam, “new” lighter

Pretty sure that belongs to this person, you should return it

Chief McHeath posted:

My inner circle of friends used to smoke a lot of weed and a lot of lighters would go missing, so we settled on a color-based system to know which lighters belonged to who. I had red, someone else had blue, someone else had black, etc. and we'd only buy that color. Resulted in a lot fewer lost lighters.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005


I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!




Fallen Rib

Mdk means murder death kill and what that means is that ill murder someone or kill them and cause death or in other words ill end their life through physical violence if they gently caress with me or my gang i hope that clears that up for you sorry for the confusion.

(This is what I say to people when they ask me to borrow a lighter)

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004

LISTEN HERE FAT


Chief McHeath posted:

My inner circle of friends used to smoke a lot of weed and a lot of lighters would go missing, so we settled on a color-based system to know which lighters belonged to who. I had red, someone else had blue, someone else had black, etc. and we'd only buy that color. Resulted in a lot fewer lost lighters.

I do the same thing but I just buy a pack with all the colors so I can be a one man weed power ranger team

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




SalTheBard posted:

Mdk means murder death kill and what that means is that ill murder someone or kill them and cause death or in other words ill end their life through physical violence if they gently caress with me or my gang i hope that clears that up for you sorry for the confusion.

(This is what I say to people when they ask me to borrow a lighter)

MDK is a videogame from 1997

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005


I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!




Fallen Rib

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

MDK is a videogame from 1997

Also means Murder, Death, Kill

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




SalTheBard posted:

Also means Murder, Death, Kill

MDK the videogame on PS1 DOS Windows Macintosh with music by Tommy Tallarico

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


I used to love those cheapo see through lighters. You could get them for 53 cents at the gas station and fiddle with the knobs and make a half a yard flame spew out

A Russian troll farm
Jul 11, 2012

And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.

I found a pack of matches when i was cleaning my room according to the prescriptions of professor Jordan B. Peterson

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




A Russian troll farm posted:

I found a pack of matches when i was cleaning my room according to the prescriptions of professor Jordan B. Peterson
Very kool

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