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one night I ended up with 5 lighters where I started the night with 0. i didn't exactly find them so much as borrow them from people then put them in my pocket and forget about them
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When I deployed lighters got stolen all the loving time. You would think the goddamn things were bricks of gold. So I bought the cringiest, bright pink, clear lighter that had like this loving faux seaweed inside of it. I got made fun of, but that lighter never got stolen despite my best efforts to make it get stolen.
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Mar 3, 2021 00:20
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I stole a pack of lighters from the grocery store when I was 13 with some friends Whew, feels good to get that off my chest
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Mar 3, 2021 00:41
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i used to have one with a hunky dude on it but i lost it so if you find it please report it here
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Mar 3, 2021 02:53
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Mar 3, 2021 03:00
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Do it ironically posted:I stole a pack of lighters from the grocery store when I was 13 with some friends You should pay back that grocery store, adjusted for inflation. Its the right thing to do
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Mar 3, 2021 03:21
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Give us yer lighter dickhead
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Mar 3, 2021 03:25
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I still have a zippo I bought at a Walgreens in 2003 from when I smoked and carried that thing everyday for like a decade until I quit. But I'm a bit obsessive and hate losing things.
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Mar 3, 2021 03:43
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I found a camo lighter in the grass while setting up a neighborhood fake snow event this winter. Either a miracle, or that camo pattern doesn't work very well. Anyway, I lit a fire pit fire with it today so that found camo lighter gets a 10/10 from me.
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Mar 3, 2021 03:52
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Smugworth posted:You should pay back that grocery store, adjusted for inflation. Its the right thing to do I mean, it had to be covered under some sort of shrinkage price built into their markups at the store, too late to prosecute me as well...they ain’t getting a dime from me!
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Mar 3, 2021 04:36
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I once gave a friend of a friend a ride home in college and she left her zippo in my car. Her name must have been Laura because it's on the zippo. I wish I smoked so when I busted out that zippo i could tell people Laura is the name of the lighter.
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Mar 3, 2021 05:18
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I was at my local library and someone walked up to the library desk and said "hey I left a lighter by the computers did anyone turn in a lost lighter" and the librarians were all "we are gonna just assume you're doing drugs in our bathroom so gently caress off."
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Mar 3, 2021 05:48
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Drunk Nerds posted:I was at my local library and someone walked up to the library desk and said "hey I left a lighter by the computers did anyone turn in a lost lighter" and the librarians were all "we are gonna just assume you're doing drugs in our bathroom so gently caress off." Seems lovely tbh
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Mar 3, 2021 06:21
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Yeah, they were obviously doing drugs by the computers.
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Mar 4, 2021 09:26
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Hotmail and crack, the perfect afternoon
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Mar 4, 2021 09:47
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The lighter is now inside his urethral opening, even if he took a picture it wouldn't be visible this is how he does his "flaming cockhole" trick at the public urinals the ones that are just big troughs. This vaguely reminds me of a gif I saw at efukt or one of those sites. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
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Mar 4, 2021 13:58
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I bought a silver zippo with a touhou character engraved on it in an otherwise "nice" tobacconist in the lobby of a fancy hotel in Malaysia. I don't know anything about touhou. It's the girl with the uhh christmas lights on her back and the engraving is pretty high quality. I think. I put it in a shoebox with a bunch of other crap while tidying up like five years ago and haven't dug it out since.
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Mar 6, 2021 09:59
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I love when despite the fact that I have like 10 lighters kickin around right now I can't find a one to smoke the weeds my apt isn't even messy I just put them weird places when I'm stonked
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Mar 6, 2021 10:07
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7/11 lighters with the safety removed are at the top of the lighter tier list
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Mar 6, 2021 10:37
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i found a lighter
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Mar 6, 2021 10:42
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correction: it was actually my penis
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Mar 6, 2021 10:42
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My friend and I used to look at the lighters at the gas station and point out the most hideous ones and suggest which of the lighters best represented the other person. Something to the effect of, 'Look, this lighter is so hideous people vomit when they see it! Just like you! You should buy this!' Then one day my friend walks up to the lighter stand says, "Nice lighter, loser, did Ed Hardy leave that to you in his will?" to some random guy that he thought was me.
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Mar 6, 2021 13:38
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I used to wake up having mysterious new lighter collections but I don’t drink much any more
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Mar 6, 2021 16:48
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I can find a lighter in every pocket of every jacket and pair of pants that I own, until I'm looking to go on smoko then they all disappear suddenly
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Mar 6, 2021 17:07
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I remember back in high school the word on the street was white lighters were bad luck and using one to smoke your "devil's lettuce" was a sure way to get "caught up" by the campus police
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Mar 6, 2021 17:09
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This idea may have come about from all the brain damage from the chemicals we inhaled while using aluminum cans as pipes
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Mar 6, 2021 17:11
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Nooner posted:white lighters I remember that, it was similar to turning around the first cigarette in the pack to save a sailor or something like that
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Mar 6, 2021 17:19
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If she smokes she pokes
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Mar 6, 2021 17:20
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Nooner posted:I remember back in high school the word on the street was white lighters were bad luck and using one to smoke your "devil's lettuce" was a sure way to get "caught up" by the campus police the justification i heard was with a white lighter it was easy to see if it was discolored from using it to cap a bowl bad luck in any case, blue is the best color
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Mar 6, 2021 18:46
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I knew a guy that did geo-caching with his wife. They get to a cache on top of some mountain and all it has is a lighter, a beer can pipe, and some weed. The guy is very straight edge, but "Dang I need a lighter, I keep forgetting to buy more". So he takes the lighter and leaves the pipe and weed. He's telling me this and I'm trying to communicate how hosed up that is, to leave weed and a crappy pipe, but no flame. I believe he left a coupon for $10 off a pizza at a local joint that was good for all-time, so fair enough. I just imagine the next geo-cache person that is a stoner, gets there, finds the weed, but they have no flame. 
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Mar 6, 2021 19:06
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White lighters are objectively best because they are the easiest to find.
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Mar 6, 2021 21:59
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When my wife and I were taking engagement pictures at a little cove, I looked and saw a purple bic between the rocks. I picked it up and it had the stereotypical black ash on the bottom of it. Took it home and smoked a bowl with it that night. Still in a drawer as a backup today.
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Mar 8, 2021 04:30
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thats another reason those gas station cheapo lighters owned it was easier to cap with the flat of the side rather than the curve of a bic.
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Mar 8, 2021 10:35
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I've always used coins for capping, someone's just as likely to have one around as a lighter
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Mar 8, 2021 11:11
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Jethro if your reading this i left your beige lighter on the mezz bar
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Mar 8, 2021 11:26
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idk man lighters might be more common than coins at this point
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Mar 8, 2021 12:14
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Nooner posted:I remember back in high school the word on the street was white lighters were bad luck and using one to smoke your "devil's lettuce" was a sure way to get "caught up" by the campus police I once met this drunk guy who literally went on and on about this. He seemed legitimately angry, and then aggressive, that I didn't give a gently caress that I had a white lighter. He told me I was gonna get popped on the way home (I didn't, obviously but I was almost worried he was gonna call the cops on me to prove his point)
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i had a crackhead ask if i had a lighter today i did not
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