NFL Offseason March N/V: healthy, happy, nasty, and shredded

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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

In which Dak goes to Philly or Washington and wins a championship.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 22:14

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:14

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The Queen�s Gambit is a good miniseries and I know practically nothing about chess.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 00:06

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1367212443680661505

# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 21:41

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Wilson is no John Wolford.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 06:01

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Yesterday I learned that Larry Fitzgerald is the top earning WR in league history at $180,000,000 bucks.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 20:56

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFRPaZ--l_M

# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 02:24

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Is this the year they blew that massive lead in the playoffs

No, that was the year prior.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 03:03

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1368732938339299337

# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 02:26

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1369245383780671490

# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 12:20

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The entire Lions franchise is a void.

A void of success.

*cries uncontrollably into my soup*

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 04:04

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I don�t actually believe Brees is retired until he can officially do so on June 1st.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 22:16

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Brady doesn�t do HGH. He does drugs that he stole from aliens.

He captured the aliens in a huge sting operation and then said they�d never get back home unless they gave him their de-aging chemicals.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 22:25

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Mickey Loomis is a fuckin� warlock.

He uses very frightening majicks.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 23:05

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

FizFashizzle posted:

They already have a baseball stadium in Texas shaped like a grill.

You mean the sheet metal factory?

# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 00:04

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1372336471898783746

# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 01:00

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1372364167131377666

# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 03:04

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Ehud posted:

tweet with the pic of Andy made me laugh

https://twitter.com/kfishbain/status/1372632885476331524?s=20

Dude lookin� like Cameron Monaghan�s Joker in Gotham.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 21:31

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Allen gets a high ankle sprain or something right before the playoffs, and Mitch takes over.

He breezes through the AFC playoffs and scores the game winning 99 yard rushing touchdown in overtime of the Superbowl. When he leaps into the endzone, he just ascends into the sky and transforms into a being of pure light, never to be seen again.

The crowd chants NVP NVP NVP NVP and there�s a smashcut ending to the broadcast.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 22:57

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I set the Danny Dimes O/U 2021 Total Turnovers at 25.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 02:44

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Holy poo poo, Chris Jericho and the Inner Circle are gonna be there?

# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 16:27

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Rename them the Washington Timecops and the logo is Jean-Claude Van Damme pushing Ron Silver into Ron Silver.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 06:34

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Kyle Orton is the best Bears QB since Luckman.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 05:58

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:14

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 06:27

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