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Pennywise the Frown posted:In boot camp my company was outside of the med bay sitting down for something and one of the corpsman said "Everyone from Texas stand up!" Like, a third of the company stood up. "These guys will gently caress you! They will gently caress you!" i know where im going for spring break!
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Sorry Texas, I'm not a fan of you. You need better education programs. We need a hell of a lot more than just that, but yeah
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 00:45 |
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i'm going to make some bold predictions: - in a month or two this will become the spectator thread for posting the ongoing collapse of texas - they will somehow end up selling most of their vaccines to take advantage of temporarily inflated market prices - having vaccinated only 10% of texans by the height of hurricane season, the thread will be renamed to reflect the hilarity of the first of what become yearly hypercanes making landfall - the torrential rains cause lots of plant growth, but this is short lived as the last heat waves of summer kill most vegetation and create conditions for massive wildfires. the thread is renamed again - winter 2021: texas freezes again etc
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 00:50 |
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Novo posted:i'm going to make some bold predictions: Texas is at 13.4% vaccinated right now.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 00:53 |
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we've never seen what happens with unmitigated variant spread but we're gonna lmao
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 00:57 |
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Texas is getting more cases per day than my country has had since the start of the pandemic. the maldives?
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 01:01 |
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low key sex master posted:Nah they'll just spawn a hydra den and do a rush that way while they spawn another drone for the transformation into a pool cant spawn hydra den without pool the dinguses
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 01:15 |
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Can't wait for Texans to come to New Mexico to ESCAPE THE RONA, flaunt all the rules and beeline a massive infection rate from El Paso to Albuquerque then cause another shutdown, just like the 2nd one.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 01:18 |
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Griddy more like Shiddy
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 01:21 |
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Texas more like Tex-rear end
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 01:24 |
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Corona has not killed enough dumb people, therefore this is a good thing. loving at Texas, what a piece of poo poo state
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 01:30 |
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One time there was a goon from Texas who saw poop on the roof, then immediately went for a gun, then got locked out of the house, and systematically destroyed every single door in the house because of the poop on the roof. And all of GBS rightfully dunked together. I am dead loving serious topher2915 posted:Last night about nine p.m. I was sitting on my back porch having a beer and a cigarette. I stepped inside to talk to my wife, grabbed a beer and headed back outside. I immediately noticed a puddle that had formed on my deck while I was inside. I thought it was odd, and mentioned it to my wife. She came out, looked at it and determined it (by smell) to be piss. I grabbed a flashlight and hopped on a chair to see what the deal was, as we could see that it was dripping from the roof.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 01:40 |
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Ron DeSantis came in second in the CPAC poll where Trump wasn't an option with other no-Mandater Noem in second so Abbott's doing this because he somehow thinks he can still be president and if he has to kill a couple thousand texans more so be it.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 01:41 |
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This should finally stop obnoxious Californians from moving to Austin.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 01:45 |
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EorayMel posted:One time there was a goon from Texas who saw poop on the roof, then immediately went for a gun, then got locked out of the house, and systematically destroyed every single door in the house because of the poop on the roof. And all of GBS rightfully dunked together. lol what a dumbass
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 02:17 |
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The X-man cometh posted:This should finally stop obnoxious Californians from moving to Austin. It sounds like it'll attract the obnoxious californians buddy
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 02:17 |
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Have they tried shooting at covid
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 02:17 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Have they tried shooting at covid the forbidden vaccine
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 02:22 |
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The best thing to come out of Texas is a low-tier steakhouse
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 02:25 |
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EorayMel posted:One time there was a goon from Texas who saw poop on the roof, then immediately went for a gun, then got locked out of the house, and systematically destroyed every single door in the house because of the poop on the roof. And all of GBS rightfully dunked together. Thank you for this
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 02:37 |
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Who What Now posted:The best thing to come out of Texas is a low-tier steakhouse It had the good sense to get out of texas
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EorayMel posted:One time there was a goon from Texas who saw poop on the roof, then immediately went for a gun, then got locked out of the house, and systematically destroyed every single door in the house because of the poop on the roof. And all of GBS rightfully dunked together. Honestly that quote about goons being so beyond the pale that if you explained this to anyone outside the forums they'd think you were making poo poo up continues to be one of the most prescient posts that ever was written about this place
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 02:53 |
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Who What Now posted:The best thing to come out of Texas is a low-tier steakhouse texas roadhouse is from indiana
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 03:46 |
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I feel really bad for all the normal people just trying to live normal lives in Texas. They deserve better than this.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 03:54 |
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DFW airport chat: Terminal E is proof of the absence of a loving god but Terminal D is super nice since that's the international terminal. If you have a lot of time to gently caress around before your flight it is worth using the skylink to go see the nice spots and maybe get hammered DFW covid chat: we are all gonna loving die The X-man cometh posted:This should finally stop obnoxious Californians from moving to Austin.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 04:22 |
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My brother-in-law and his family are voluntarily moving to Texas from a sane blue state, lmao
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 04:35 |
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The top three states for total number of COVID cases are: 1. California 2. Texas 3. Florida The top three most populated states are: 1. California 2. Texas 3. Florida The per 100k data is what you should be looking at, which gives all three "average' results.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 04:40 |
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Relax Or DIE posted:texas roadhouse is from indiana LMAO
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 04:50 |
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:The per 100k data is what you should be looking at, which gives all three "average' results. well goddamn no wonder they don't need masks in texas any more
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 05:17 |
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Inept posted:well goddamn no wonder they don't need masks in texas any more Oh, no, I don't expect it to stay average. Thank goodness I live in.... *checks notes*.... Florida!
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 06:01 |
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lol My friend told me tonight he's considering moving there I was like "oh cool" but inside I thought "why the gently caress would anyone actually move TO texas lmao"
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 06:06 |
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If the northwest whistles and slowly backs away how far do you think we can get from the rest of America before we're caught
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 06:07 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:I feel really bad for all the normal people just trying to live normal lives in Texas. They deserve better than this.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 06:16 |
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I walked out of my office and yelled "Boss, our clinical trial is gonna have so many patients!"
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 07:31 |
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AHH F/UGH posted:lol My friend told me tonight he's considering moving there I've only ever lived in Florida and Texas but now I get to move to Michigan so at least this is a good excuse to move faster. You know, outside of my ruined house and no job prospects. I loved my garbage state until like two years ago. Now I still love parts of it but the people in my area are completely loving insane and it's scary. 2% of my hometown voted for Biden. That's 67 people. Nothing in this town is worth it. Not even the nice VW hall. This is sad. I'm so sad.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 07:50 |
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MrQwerty posted:Can't wait for Texans to come to New Mexico to ESCAPE THE RONA, flaunt all the rules and beeline a massive infection rate from El Paso to Albuquerque then cause another shutdown, just like the 2nd one. https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1366985256369291266
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 07:53 |
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Hey guys, uh, I'm not an expert or anything but this doesn't sound like a good idea. Wasn't all Joe Rogan listening dumbasses saying things like "If you move to Texas from CA, don't bring your commie votes " and now they are freezing to death and gonna choke on their lung soups?
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 08:00 |
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Oh so that's where Turdfuzz has been hiding
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adios muchachos
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