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As a Texan I invite you to move here and please bring your commie votes. I understand if you can’t make that sacrifice but remember that if you do your sacrifice might lead to Ted Cruz breaking down and crying on television for our viewing pleasure so it might be worth it.
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fizzymercury posted:Your friend is batnuts and you should ask him if he's okay. I don't think he's okay. This friend became a cop and he's a nice and smart guy and by all accounts a non-murdery and fair polcie, but he's also extremely susceptible to following the ideals of people who outrank him. This has been a thing forever with him, any job he has had, from cop to warehouse worker, he started to like the same music, restaurants, etc that his supervisors and bosses liked. So naturally he's become kind of a weird chuddy kind of guy but not completely - like not Qanon or anything but just anti-homeless, anti-drug, pro-gun, blah blah. So basically he's just straight up saying that small town Oregon is too liberal and he doesn't like where the state is going. So he's moving to Dallas or something. He also said he didn't want to move to Austin because it was like "the Portland of Texas" lmao Sad to see but what can you do
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Xenocides posted:As a Texan I invite you to move here and please bring your commie votes. I understand if you can’t make that sacrifice but remember that if you do your sacrifice might lead to Ted Cruz breaking down and crying on television for our viewing pleasure so it might be worth it. I might consider to move there as a brown person but my life expectancy will drop sharply but that's the price for making Ted Cruz cry. 
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reading twitter and insta replies to this and the two most common things people are saying are "he's not *banning* masks. you can still wear one if you want" and "just stay inside if you're so scared" and i genuinely can't wrap my head around that thinking. why do people not realize my mask doesn't prevent you from breathing all over me? And also why do you think i *want* to stay inside lmbo teen phone cutie fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Mar 3, 2021 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Mississippi just did it, too. Happy birthday dog! Grump posted:reading twitter and insta replies to this and the two most common things people are saying are Because there are Texans outside?
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Grump posted:reading twitter and insta replies to this and the two most common things people are saying are Chuds are dumb enough to think that since libcucks are staying inside and wearing masks they must like staying inside and wearing masks. Otherwise they wouldn’t do it. There are literally people who think that this is a conspiracy to make people wear masks forever because they imagine that liberals actually want to wear them. Yes, they are that self-absorbed that they cannot conceive of a person that would deliberately choose to do something they do not want to do for long-term gain for themselves or for someone else.
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YeahTubaMike posted:I feel really bad for all the normal people just trying to live normal lives in Texas. They deserve better than this. having lived in texas, i have come to the conclusion that the state is in fact a colossal binding ritual meant to imprison a demon of pure hatred and malice and no one has attempted to maintain the ley lines for centuries
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EorayMel posted:One time there was a goon from Texas who saw poop on the roof, then immediately went for a gun, then got locked out of the house, and systematically destroyed every single door in the house because of the poop on the roof. And all of GBS rightfully dunked together. I saw poo poo on my roof so I grabbed a gun. - Texan
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I saw poo poo on my roof so I grabbed a gun. - Texan Then the door swung closed behind me so I called the police before running through my house, kicking doors open and waving a gun. - 
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I considered moving to Texas once. It was before I was overly political and I was basically a traditional republican at the time. My ex-wife's chud parent's moved down there to be with their chud son who had a degree in political science. He literally talked like "Oh Buffy, we MUST go play tennis right now." He was like a cartoon. We went to Austin and that was pretty cool. Reminded me of Wisconsin. Bars as far as they eye can see. But with live music and every little place had their own gimmick. The chuds lived in like Rockford or Rockland or something. I liked the warm weather and the apartments were cheap around there. Well, cheaper than where we lived near Seattle. We also went to San Antonio or wherever the Alamo is and holy poo poo. I've never seen more fat people in my entire life. And I live in Wisconsin. I don't mean like overweight like we are here. I mean like SEVERELY obese. Almost everyone. 95% of the people. Like, the "how do you walk without a walker or rascal" type. It was completely mind blowing. Never saw anything like that in my life before. It was enough to make me think to myself, "holy poo poo, everyone here is terribly obese." That's not a normal thought I have. I don't mean to offend obese people, but as an entire population, that's uh.... something. Like, a drain on our healthcare system. It's not a single person, but everyone. Burn Texas to the ground. edit: I don't mean to be... mean, but it was an observation I had and it was stunning. I'm overweight but I mean, jesus. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Mar 3, 2021 |
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fizzymercury posted:Your friend is batnuts and you should ask him if he's okay. I don't think he's okay. this post didn't age well considering Michigan is being stupid, too
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Pennywise the Frown posted:We also went to San Antonio or wherever the Alamo is and holy poo poo. I've never seen more fat people in my entire life. And I live in Wisconsin. I don't mean like overweight like we are here. I mean like SEVERELY obese. Almost everyone. 95% of the people. Like, the "how do you walk without a walker or rascal" type. It was completely mind blowing. Never saw anything like that in my life before. It was enough to make me think to myself, "holy poo poo, everyone here is terribly obese." That's not a normal thought I have. I don't mean to offend obese people, but as an entire population, that's uh.... something. Like, a drain on our healthcare system. It's not a single person, but everyone. San Antonio is an amazingly obese place but also did you eat the food? There is a ridiculous amount of crazy good food there. Plus it's a tourist trap probably everywhere you went. Fatties love the riverwalk SO MUCH. But Texas is the fattest state to me. Wisconsin wasn't that bad, y'all are just all Large People. We fat as hell here. Not everyone, but it's kinda weird. Fluffy Bunnies posted:this post didn't age well considering Michigan is being stupid, too Yeah I don't make good choices, ever. fizzymercury fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Mar 3, 2021 |
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Unfortunately I don't remember eating the food. I'm sure it was great though. I mean, it MUST be.
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AHH F/UGH posted:This friend became a cop and he's a nice and smart guy and by all accounts a non-murdery and fair polcie, but he's also extremely susceptible to following the ideals of people who outrank him. This has been a thing forever with him, any job he has had, from cop to warehouse worker, he started to like the same music, restaurants, etc that his supervisors and bosses liked. So naturally he's become kind of a weird chuddy kind of guy but not completely - like not Qanon or anything but just anti-homeless, anti-drug, pro-gun, blah blah. I didn't know "anti homeless" was actually a thing.
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:I didn't know "anti homeless" was actually a thing. How? Do you just never go to cities? e: actually that's dumb. Country folks are loving terrified of homeless.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Unfortunately I don't remember eating the food. I'm sure it was great though. I mean, it MUST be. Barbecue. Tex Mex. Sausage, jalapeño, and cheese kolaches. Goddamn do I miss never being a stone's throw from a restaurant serving fine examples of any of these foods. That's about all I miss, though. Minnesota cuisine is ok.
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:I didn't know "anti homeless" was actually a thing. one of the biggest jobs of police is demolishing homeless camps or trashing their backpacks
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Grump posted:reading twitter and insta replies to this and the two most common things people are saying are Republicans are braindead idiots. Hope this explains it.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I saw poo poo on my roof so I grabbed a gun. - Texan Should have opened fire on the pile of turds, imo
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this thread just made me remember a texan I knew who used to drive around at night with his friends huffing freon. they would fill trash bags with it by cutting air conditioner lines and then take it back to the car like, i know people huff all sorts of poo poo to get high but when he told me that i realized how little i knew of the world
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Freon gives you mild euphoria for about 5 seconds. Just huff ether Bubba, goddamn.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Have they tried shooting at covid With any luck, they will make this logical connection: 1. Covid test gets done in the nose 2. Covid lives in the nose, but deep behind it 3. I can kill covid by shooting at it from the front of my face
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a mysterious cloak posted:With any luck, they will make this logical connection: Print this out and put it on phone polls like those flyers for missing dogs, IMO
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i know where im going for spring break! Hilton Head and Parris Island are close geographically but worlds apart.
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CannonFodder posted:Nah, you want Hilton Head. I was under the impression that hilton head is populated entirely by scummy lawyers.
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Where do I go to get island head from Paris Hilton ?
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I'm pretty sure you just take her to an island. If she's down to do that of course.
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big nipples big life posted:I'm pretty sure you just take her to an island. If she's down to do that of course. ... because of the implication... Real strong Dennis Reynolds energy
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The only assumption I have anymore is that Greg Abbott is mad as hell Trump is getting a 500,000:1 k/d ratio and is hoping he can catch up.Novo posted:this thread just made me remember a texan I knew who used to drive around at night with his friends huffing freon. they would fill trash bags with it by cutting air conditioner lines and then take it back to the car Not gonna lie, if Houston gets hosed this summer with record-breaking temperatures killing hundreds because of R410-huffing fiends breaking every air conditioner in sight I'd start believing in God again, because that's loving hilarious.
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AHH F/UGH posted:This friend became a cop and he's a nice and smart guy and by all accounts a non-murdery and fair polcie, but he's also extremely susceptible to following the ideals of people who outrank him. This has been a thing forever with him, any job he has had, from cop to warehouse worker, he started to like the same music, restaurants, etc that his supervisors and bosses liked. So naturally he's become kind of a weird chuddy kind of guy but not completely - like not Qanon or anything but just anti-homeless, anti-drug, pro-gun, blah blah. lol your friend is a blank slate and takes on the thoughts of people around him
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First a week without power and water, now this. My mom and grandparents haven't even signed up for the vaccine yet because they're scared of it. Can't I just live with my depression in peace without 400 tons of extra poo poo getting dumped on us by our leaders constantly. Please.
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Chinatown posted:Yeah thats why he qualified to become a cop. My dad's grandson has wanted nothing more than to be a cop his entire life, he is now in school pursuing a criminal justice degree, he was in some high school program where they like, volunteer to be pretend cops, like, ROTC but for cops, at like 17 he was bragging about finding a small amount of pot in a parking lot, reporting it to the police, waiting around for the cop so he could proudly present his bust. He never talks about why he wants to become a cop, like, to better the community or anything, getting that badge is his entire raison d'etre. God, he is just going to be the most insufferable piece of poo poo bad cop, he is about as charming as a teenager as you can imagine.
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Not geographically accurate but you get the point.
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Xenocides posted:Chuds are dumb enough to think that since libcucks are staying inside and wearing masks they must like staying inside and wearing masks. Otherwise they wouldn’t do it. There are literally people who think that this is a conspiracy to make people wear masks forever because they imagine that liberals actually want to wear them. I thought I had properly catalogued all the thought patterns of sub-human rightwingers but this is a new one.
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Yaldabaoth posted:I thought I had properly catalogued all the thought patterns of sub-human rightwingers but this is a new one.
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AHH F/UGH posted:This friend became a cop and he's a nice and smart guy and by all accounts a non-murdery and fair polcie, but he's also extremely susceptible to following the ideals of people who outrank him. This has been a thing forever with him, any job he has had, from cop to warehouse worker, he started to like the same music, restaurants, etc that his supervisors and bosses liked. So naturally he's become kind of a weird chuddy kind of guy but not completely - like not Qanon or anything but just anti-homeless, anti-drug, pro-gun, blah blah. Sounds like a not-nice and not-smart guy
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The alumni of one of Texas' esteemed institutes of higher learning and football are Very Mad now because the school decided to stop singing the racist post-game song. https://www.texastribune.org/2021/03/01/ut-eyes-of-texas-donors-emails/ quote:"It's time for you to put the foot down and make it perfectly clear that the heritage of Texas will not be lost," wrote another donor who graduated in 1986. Their name was also redacted by UT-Austin. "It is sad that it is offending the blacks. As I said before the blacks are free and it's time for them to move on to another state where everything is in their favor."
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