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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011



https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1367172923174260737
Shaq and Jade Cargill v. Cody Rhodes and Red Velvet

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1367188023482462208
We'll hear from Paul Wight for the first time

Pac and Fenix in tag team action

Sting and Darby Allin appear live

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1367152242013397000
FTR vs. Jurassic Express

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1366719938958868489
Chris Jericho and MJF Revolution Press Conference

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1366834689563123720
Matt Hardy and Marq Quen vs. Hangman Adam Page and John Silver

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1367127630936432642
Dark Order's 10 vs. Max Castor

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1366825637248401410
Ryo Mizunami vs. Nyla Rose

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1367195893267595266

Your TNT pre-Dynamite movie is The Equalizer at 5:15.
Your https://www.twitch.tv/drkarmicknight TEW at 5 is more Cursed Zenjo. With the final tour of 2020 happening.

https://twitter.com/ThisBrodieLee/status/1313813700751560705





https://i.imgur.com/3y3jHEA.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/aXiOIJQ.gifv

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I wonder what "The Crossroads" means? Will they write Cody off for a while again?

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I'm nervous about the Shaq match but if nobody gets injured I'll consider it a success.

LET'S GO ANIKI

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
So you won't be lonelyyyyyyyy

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
WEEEEEEELLLLLLL

ITS THE LARGE PAUL

ITS THE LARGE TALL PAUL WIIIIIGHT

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

WEEEEEEELLLLLLL

ITS THE LARGE PAUL

ITS THE LARGE TALL PAUL WIIIIIGHT

Well I guess this is gonna be stuck in my head all day, thanks.

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
Tonight's Pre-Dynamite movie is The Equalizer starring Denzel Washington. I don' know what this movie is. I guess Denzel equalizes things? :shrug:

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Waffleopolis posted:

Tonight's Pre-Dynamite movie is The Equalizer starring Denzel Washington. I don' know what this movie is. I guess Denzel equalizes things? :shrug:

It's a big screen version of an 80s TV series. Denzel's a former special agent who helps others. The climax finds him unarmed against a horde of bad guys. He's trapped in a Home Depot. And then things get horrific.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I am not shaq

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Cavauro posted:

I am not shaq

Yes you are

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

No, no, it checks out, Shaq would never be able to deny being Shaq.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


I just made some french onion soup and jesus christ, Marko isn't gonna die, I am from all this flavor.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

WEEEEEEELLLLLLL

ITS THE LARGE PAUL

ITS THE LARGE TALL PAUL WIIIIIGHT

I wonder if the WELLLLLLLLLLL part is short enough that Mikey Rukus could get away with mixing it into the start of a new theme

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!

StarkRavingMad posted:

I wonder if the WELLLLLLLLLLL part is short enough that Mikey Rukus could get away with mixing it into the start of a new theme

It'll be OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH but enough sounding that it's fine. Like a Great Value version of WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL

Hope the rest of the theme song is unique though. He's had the old theme for far too long.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
If the Very Tall Paul doesn't debut as Captain Insano then this will have been a major misfire

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Jade, take my energy!

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

ftr kept say yeah in their post-wwe music, i'm confident big paul will have a big well

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I hope Shaq comes out to Big Show's old music

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

paul wight's song is the DX band singing the lyrics "No More Freaking BEe Esssss, PaAAAAAAAULLL" and stuff like that. it's realy cool

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Retweet if this forum should be re-named Shaq's Shack!

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
is the accountant on yet

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!

MassRafTer posted:

Retweet if this forum should be re-named Shaq's Shack!

How about "Better MMA, Better Fakefights: Shaq's Shack"

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



The Equalizer movies are some of the best dad movies. The new show gender swapped it, which is fine, but it's fuckin queen latifah and instead of being a weirdo loner she's got a family and being the Equalizer is a secret. So I assume it sucks.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Who is ready to do the Reba Giggle?

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Although he's doing a good job, this seems beneath Denzel.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Senerio posted:

Who is ready to do the Reba Giggle?

she laughs like Joseph from king of the hill. v powerful

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
30 minutes to the good show folks im excited to watch and enjoy

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i'm hype for Jade to destroy Cody

i'm hype for Nyla and Ryo to have a 17 minute nuclear war

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Paul Wight's theme should open with Taz going,"Welp, it's the Big Show" like he used to say,"Welp, here come the pain."

Also gently caress yes Nyla vs. Ryo tonight :woop:

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/shidahikaru/status/1367271704569987072?s=19

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Large as a mountain TALL PAUL SCHEER

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
equalize tell equal lies

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Goddammit what mess have the Tojo clan gotten themselves into this time?

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Non-NBA fans might be skeptical about Shaq's performance because he's a 48 year old ex-athlete in questionable shape. But what they don't realize is that he's been absolutely mailing in his primary TV job as a studio analyst for nearly a decade, so

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Killer Queens are breaking quarantine to invade Dynamite????

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Recap of the Jade/Cody angle that lead to today's match:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5PQmNk0Hzo&t=10s

Artelier
Jan 23, 2015


ANIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

xbilkis posted:

Non-NBA fans might be skeptical about Shaq's performance because he's a 48 year old ex-athlete in questionable shape. But what they don't realize is that he's been absolutely mailing in his primary TV job as a studio analyst for nearly a decade, so

A counterpoint, if there is anything Shaq hates more than his on-air battle with imposter syndrome, it's failure so even if Shaq does not do a good job, it's going to make for some sort of schadenfreude.

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