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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000




Van Wizards are amazing beings that dwell on the side of old vans. Post your coolest finds. Don't forget that they can use their powers to step out into other mediums too, but they're still basically van wizards on vacation and therefore eligible.

Totally badass:

A prime example:

Extremely rare quadruple multiclass wizard:

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Want a better avatar? Boom! Better avatar. Don't say you never got nothing.



Does this count as a vacationing van wizard

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EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


You are CBT Wizard, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff
and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin
you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much different
then when you left it years ago

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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000




MrQwerty posted:

Does this count as a vacationing van wizard
Absolutely! A true legend.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Fortune for a quarter? I love quarters!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

i want one with the wiz smokin a fat bongload

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003



not a van or a painting but i saw this awesome trailer in the middle of nowhere in illinois im pretty sure a wizard lives in here

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



look at this sick rear end van wizard's familiar

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002





crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


Van art is a lost art

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007








The spiritual ancestor of van wizards everywhere.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


Earwicker posted:

not a van or a painting but i saw this awesome trailer in the middle of nowhere in illinois im pretty sure a wizard lives in here



3/10, no built-in fire pit.

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

this wizard has grown venerable and crossed from the van realm and into the very city itself

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000




Excellent wizards!

Chinatown posted:

i want one with the wiz smokin a fat bongload


That's a tough request. Wizards love weed but they are very attached to their long stemmed pipes.

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

HORNY WIZARD BONG

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


what is the difference between a circus wizard and a clown?

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

what is the difference between a circus wizard and a clown?

Good question, clown is in fact the laymans term for circus wizard.

Circus wizard (Or "Clown" as some people call it) is a sub-class of wizard, you have to take any chaotic alignment on the chart and you get access to the "slapstick" and "hobo" schools of magic

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

ultrafilter posted:



The spiritual ancestor of van wizards everywhere.

I am always here for Roger Dean art

Here's another vacationing wyzzerd

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000




Hot babes can not resist the attraction of awesome van wizards and crushed velvet interiors

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


is that an amusement park

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

is that an amusement park

its a van

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.



R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

Stay Out of the Basement



???

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always



strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Hot babes can not resist the attraction of awesome van wizards and crushed velvet interiors


that's not a wizard, it says warlock literally right there

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Are there any known van sorcerers and/or necromancers?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Mooey Cow posted:

Are there any known van sorcerers and/or necroVANcers?

The joke was right there!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






https://vimeo.com/164971384

Strong van wizard energy here.

naem
May 29, 2011



strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Hot babes can not resist the attraction of awesome van wizards and crushed velvet interiors


itís great that that is probably someoneís grandma now

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

Sexual Air Supply




naem posted:

it’s great that that is probably someone’s grandma now

My Grandma the Van

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

The joke was right there!

Please this is a most serious matter

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003



Mooey Cow posted:

Are there any known van sorcerers and/or necromancers?

Who What Now posted:

The joke was right there!

i mean i know a guy who drives a van that, for all intents and purposes, should be dead. i dont have a pic of it though and you cant really tell from looking, but the sounds that thing makes it feels like anytime you look in the rearview you'd expect to see parts strewn all over the road behind you and i would not at all be surprised to learn it was some crude spellwork keeping the thing together

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

ultrafilter posted:



The spiritual ancestor of van wizards everywhere.

The wizard is beckoning you to the vagina cave. It even has the hood at the top. You know why? Cause WIZARDS gently caress, deal w/ it

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






Look down a little bit from that.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!





Ultra Carp

ultrafilter posted:

Look down a little bit from that.

That's the spell he's casting. A gently caress SPELL

It's why wizards were painted onto vans, they are gently caress totems

Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

Phy posted:

I am always here for Roger Dean art

Here's another vacationing wyzzerd



e: gesus I remember this image being a lot bigger in 2005

ee: quote is not edit, phy you dork

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





This is my new favorite thread

This 100% involves meth

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

Feel the glove!


if you got a ill ride with a wizard on the side...

https://vimeo.com/40393795

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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000




naem posted:

itís great that that is probably someoneís grandma now
After many years of kickin rad adventures she probably ascended to the vanscape

Unkempt posted:

My Grandma the Van

strange feelings re Daisy fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Mar 5, 2021

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