does the past ever feel like a place you can return to

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part of me believes that if i were to drive to my old college, and walk up to my old dorm, my friends would still be there, waiting for me. we would resume watching repo: the genetic opera. at some point in my early 20s i stepped sideways and time stopped, and now i am unmoored. return me to tokushima japan, where i will become a teenager again. with the wisdom i have gained i will make the right choices. i will pass the tests and impress the gatekeepers. the new york times will declare me a bold and uncompromising talent. i will become a member of the new york media elite, where in the crowning moment of my hubris, i release my memoirs "Murdering Muppets For Fun And Profit."

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the past is a place you can walk to if you know the way, but you'll find it painful as you've changed since

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# ? Mar 4, 2021 04:28

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I went back to my college one time to present an award and when I drove by my old house some weirdo was standing on the porch looking around. What's up with that

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# ? Mar 4, 2021 04:29

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My bank deposited my check into the past and they say that if I want my funds I will need to contact them from last year. If anyone has figured out how to get there please drop me a line

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