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Are you a rad suburban dad
No im a city slicker
yes i am a rad suburban dad
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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Hello I am Derpies, suburban dad, and I figured we needed a safe posting space for fellow suburban dads to talk about suburban dad things.

Rules:

Post about being a rad dad, who lives in the suburbs

No girls/wives allowed (except certified soccer moms)

Must never break the demeanor of being a suburban dad.

To start us off, what socks do you guys wear with your sandals? I prefer whatever is on sale at Costco.

PLOT TWIST: All verified Suburban Dads will be listed below with their BBQ setups.

Play posted:

And put MY precious barbecue equipment on the internet for local thieves to case?? I think NOT

Derpies posted:



Here is my suburban dad rig will update op in a bit too with it

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Rig postin’



Bonus fire pit we put in last summer



A few bricks shy massive suburban dad haul

AFewBricksShy posted:

I am the suburban daddest of dads.

Grill Set up:


Basses:
Black one was my first, Ibanez five string a couple of years later (20 years ago fuuuuck)
Built the Gibson ripoff with a warmoth neck a couple of years ago, it's pretty much a fancy p-bass.




Fire pit.


Guinness Stew from last week


Dad slippers and pj pants.


Bonus: overly complicated deep frying rig for my turkey at christmas this year.

Derpies fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Mar 25, 2021

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



i'm a rad dad and a rad grand dad try to keep up

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




dee eight posted:

i'm a rad dad and a rad grand dad try to keep up

Tell us a long rambling story to prove this

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



google it i ain't doin your homework for you

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

We're still wearing the fucking hats!


Im a rural dad with all the cool tools and half finished projects

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Pimpcasso posted:

Im a rural dad with all the cool tools and half finished projects

this is not the thread for you then sir but i appreciate your big dad energy

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Wikipedia lists my area as belonging to the administrative center of my city so urban dad here

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003



I'm talking to you over the fence about my latest batch of homebrew beer.

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003



A barrel belches smoke in the background.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



practicing my new hobby "painting with glue"

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Lobotomy Bob posted:

I'm talking to you over the fence about my latest batch of homebrew beer.

as a suburban dad i also have a nice home brewing kit i have used one time

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



Derpies posted:

as a suburban dad i also have a nice home brewing kit i have used one time

i just walk to the store and buy a sixer

Lil Peeler
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR



I live in the suburbs, but I'm only a dog dad. But I'm a pretty rad dog dad and I hope that doesn't make anyone mad

Aerith Gainthborough
Jan 9, 2009


I just spent a week getting more excited for the community center opening a block away in a few years than anything else in the god drat world.

Edit: my soccer mom goon wife told me to post here.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




dad 3d model





Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




I'd like to take a vote of suburban dad's in creating a rule where whenever we say "my wife" we say it like Borat

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Lil Peeler posted:

I live in the suburbs, but I'm only a dog dad. But I'm a pretty rad dog dad and I hope that doesn't make anyone mad

You will be assigned the first divorced soccer mom that wanders into this thread so you can be a suburban dad tok

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



Derpies posted:

I'd like to take a vote of suburban dad's in creating a rule where whenever we say "my wife" we say it like Borat

the missus

ball and chain

the old blister

better 5/8th

"wifey"

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV









bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



I was promised bass guitars.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009


*insert homonyms themed joke*

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




bossy lady posted:

I was promised bass guitars.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN



DUKE CANNON WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU HIS SECRETS TO THE PERFECT BARBECUE. ARE YOU READY?

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!


Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


Didn’t have to water the new hibiscus plants I put in the whiskey barrel planters out front.

Lil Peeler
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR



Pettin my dog-child and drinking a beer while I watch Wrath of Khan

life's good yo

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




I have a sudden fear that my lawn might be a millimeter above code

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Planted some shrubs today and carefully selected fertilizer with 13-7-7 formula. Then grilled some chicken drumsticks and drank beer. Watched the UFC fight. Dad life.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Full Metal Jackass posted:

Planted some shrubs today and carefully selected fertilizer with 13-7-7 formula. Then grilled some chicken drumsticks and drank beer. Watched the UFC fight. Dad life.

i always watched the punch persons fights and as usual they dissapoint

Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



i’m a sub dad but i am not rad

The Vile Stuff
Sep 4, 2006

You know. Leather.


I own two synthesisers and a suede jacket

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



*calls “dad rock” “rock music”*

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

W E L C O M E T O M Y C U S T O M T I T L E ! ! !


Plaster Town Cop

Having a nervous breakdown in the middle of your guitar solo at the weekly blues jam

bees everywhere
Nov 18, 2002



"Hey, hon? Come here and check this out! What? No, you have come see it. I know you're busy, just come check this out real quick. Ok, I'll wait... Here you are, you ready?" *plays Baby Shark on the bass*

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Cummin hard
Cummin strong
Brisket

MattO
Oct 10, 2003



gently caress the HOA that flag's not coming down

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Shopping for outdoor sheds

Lil Peeler
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR



Makin an exhaustive list of yard work I need to do before i gently caress off to drink beer on the porch instead.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Oh no I'm late for the planning and zoning subcommittee meeting for my municipality, someone has to keep those crooks honest !

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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




MattO posted:

gently caress the HOA that flag's not coming down

*Has a seething hatred for your non compliant flag and you're now my suburban dad enemy*

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