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Are you a rad suburban dad
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tripwood
Jul 21, 2003

"Cuno can see you're trying to shit him, but Cuno's unshittable, so fuck does Cuno care?"

Hint: He doesn't care.


Guttlesswonder posted:

I use a pressure washer. That is a pretty quick method to clean the roof and gutters.

Did you try that on the deer yet

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Derpies posted:

Wasps/Yellowjackets are not chill and are mega dicks that drink my beer in my kiddie pool. Maybe if they amde honey or brought a 6er ofver every now and the they'd be cool.

chill: paper wasps, mud daubers, cicada killers, almost any bee

not chill: yellowjackets, Euro hornets, Euro paper wasps, sweat bees (just annoying)

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





One of the first times I played golf I hit a ball into a water trap next to a little bridge. I could see the ball just on the edge of the trap so I went down to grab it. There was a Yellowjacket nest right there under the bridge and I must have been stung 6 or 7 times before I even processed what was going on.

When I got home later that day I counted up the welts and I had been stung 31 times. gently caress those little tuggers.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



Hahaha owned. Serves you right for playing golf

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




poisonpill posted:

Hahaha owned. Serves you right for playing golf

How else are you gonna win a weber grill?

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



Hmmm. You win this one.

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Grimey Drawer

Speaking of our weber grills, legit looking for recommendations for charcoal briquettes

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





Derpies posted:

How else are you gonna win a weber grill?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Got a mow in yesterday. Lawn looks better than the neighbors who pay for service. Feels good dad.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



Paying for lawn care....

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Still considering the purchase of a canoe

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




I'm more of a kayak man myself, though I reckon this won't be the year I get one

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgztUzqaL3E

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




"I'll be back," I croak through my COPD riddled lungs

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


Shredded Hen

big white caulk (tube) acquired

dick wizard
Oct 18, 2012


despite weed and feed, its becoming clear that i have a dallisgrass infestation in my yard this year. gently caress me.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Look on the bright side, though your yard will be a hideous mockery that shames the entire neighborhood and brings down property values, dallisgrass is a favorite food source of the long-tailed widowbird.



Majestic.

ProperGanderPusher
Jan 13, 2012






Bought my first leaf blower today. I know itís the exurbs and everyone has one out here and itíll save me a ton of time cleaning my huge lot but I still sort of feel like an rear end in a top hat for having one.

Smithersnz
May 10, 2005

We freaked out yesterday. Let's just freak in tonight


Soiled Meat

Coaching my kids soccer team starting next week, in the market for a flat cap and whistle.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





ProperGanderPusher posted:

Bought my first leaf blower today. I know itís the exurbs and everyone has one out here and itíll save me a ton of time cleaning my huge lot but I still sort of feel like an rear end in a top hat for having one.

Man, I got three of em. 2 EGO battery ones for quick cleanups of the driveway and dog area and a gas backpack for the serious work of the backyard.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Smugworth posted:

I'm more of a kayak man myself, though I reckon this won't be the year I get one

Bought a kayak from Tractor Supply when they were already marked down 33% off..... on Veteran's Day so I could take an additional 15%(?) off. Ooh rah Marine Corps.

Rad dad.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

ProperGanderPusher posted:

Bought my first leaf blower today. I know itís the exurbs and everyone has one out here and itíll save me a ton of time cleaning my huge lot but I still sort of feel like an rear end in a top hat for having one.

I've never understood why peeps get rid of organic matter and nutrients from their yard by bagging clippings/blowing away leaves.

Convert your riding mower with a mulching kit, and never worry about that stuff again.

Rad dad.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



GORDON posted:

Bought a kayak from Tractor Supply when they were already marked down 33% off..... on Veteran's Day so I could take an additional 15%(?) off. Ooh rah Marine Corps.

Rad dad.

H*ckin yeah thank you for your tractor. How is the kayak, and do they have Veteranís Day discounts every year?

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.





GORDON posted:

I've never understood why peeps get rid of organic matter and nutrients from their yard by bagging clippings/blowing away leaves.

Convert your riding mower with a mulching kit, and never worry about that stuff again.

Rad dad.

Oh wow look at mister Rockefeller here with a rider

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

poisonpill posted:

H*ckin yeah thank you for your tractor. How is the kayak, and do they have Veteranís Day discounts every year?

Seems like every year. I forget the exact discount.... somewhere between 10 and 20. Can make a day of it, drive around getting your free veteran lunches, then pick up a kayak.

ProperGanderPusher
Jan 13, 2012






GORDON posted:

I've never understood why peeps get rid of organic matter and nutrients from their yard by bagging clippings/blowing away leaves.

Convert your riding mower with a mulching kit, and never worry about that stuff again.

Rad dad.

My whole property is mostly wooded. This is mostly to blow the debris off my driveway and patio and the small strip of grass/moss that encircles my house. A hank hill mower would be overkill, as much as I want to complete my 30 year old boomer image.

My little girl arrived earlier this week. As much as I look forward to the days beyond the larval stage, itís a great feeling when sheís fussing until you take her from mom and rock her and she looks up at you with a goofy grin.

Guttlesswonder
Mar 17, 2006

I'll take two adult and two kids tickets for "Alien Erection" please

tripwood posted:

Did you try that on the deer yet

Guttlesswonder
Mar 17, 2006

I'll take two adult and two kids tickets for "Alien Erection" please

Just got done weed whacking the hill behind my house. Do I rake that or not? My wife says yes, I cracked a beer and glared at her.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


Shredded Hen

i got a stihl blower and edger. theyres gas yeah what do i look like some kind of freakin wuss

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long



Smugworth posted:

Got a mow in yesterday. Lawn looks better than the neighbors who pay for service. Feels good dad.

This was me today.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

One of the first times I played golf I hit a ball into a water trap next to a little bridge. I could see the ball just on the edge of the trap so I went down to grab it. There was a Yellowjacket nest right there under the bridge and I must have been stung 6 or 7 times before I even processed what was going on.

When I got home later that day I counted up the welts and I had been stung 31 times. gently caress those little tuggers.

Drunk enough to not realize you've been stung. That's the correct way to golf.

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea



"Golf is a good way to ruin a nice walk", I say in an extremely dadly fashion

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003








Beard size doesnít matter, we all know itís about beard width.

Do you suburban dads use beard oils?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


A CRAB IRL posted:

"Golf is a good way to ruin a nice walk", I say in an extremely dadly fashion

Golf the only way to drink beer and drive a golf cart without arousing suspicion.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




Into The Mild posted:

Beard size doesn’t matter, we all know it’s about beard width.

Do you suburban dads use beard oils?

No we don't but our wives keep buying them for us

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Derpies posted:

No we don't but our wives keep buying them for us

Lmao this is insanely accurate

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Derpies posted:

No we don't but our wives keep buying them for us

Us urban dad's use beard oil.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

BORN TO AWOO
WORLD IS A TUG
Squatch Em All 1989
I am trash poster
42,069 DEAD WOLFGIRLS




In bear talk what other dad's are getting their silver fox beard stripes?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003







Derpies posted:

In bear talk what other dad's are getting their silver fox beard stripes?

buddy i'm all salt and pepper over here...

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

I've gotten a ton of grey over the past three years. I'm only 36

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